# Botticelli, July 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 12, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711 "2011-07-12T03:36:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/241 "2011-07-25T19:26:07Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Were you an investigative journalist on a fictional TV news show?

Not Frank Fontana from “Murphy Brown”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/242 "2011-07-25T20:05:34Z")

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Ooo, you’re good.

IQ: Did a seagull hit you in the face at a particularly inopportune time?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/243 "2011-07-25T20:50:48Z")

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IQ: Are you the title character in a musical, who was played by Tom Bosley in the original cast?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/244 "2011-07-25T21:32:36Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Are you the title character in a musical, who was played by Tom Bosley in the original cast?

Not the old mayor of my hometown, Fiorello LaGuardia.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/245 "2011-07-25T21:33:38Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Ooo, you’re good.
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> IQ: Did a seagull hit you in the face at a particularly inopportune time?

Not Fabio (I don’t know if it was a seagull, but I remember seeing how he’d gotten hit in the face by a brird while on some kind of roller coaster).

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/246 "2011-07-25T22:06:53Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> I haven’t read the book in 20+ years. Ask a DQ.

Buster Friendly, TV talk show host and replicant.

DQ: European?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/247 "2011-07-25T22:15:20Z")

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> [@Tom\_Scud](#):
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> Buster Friendly, TV talk show host and replicant.
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> DQ: European?

Yes

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. Last name starts with “F”
4. European

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/248 "2011-07-25T22:37:16Z")

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Have you been played on screen by David Niven?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/249 "2011-07-25T22:45:57Z")

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IQ: Are you in charge of the investigation to take down a masked anarchist?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/250 "2011-07-25T22:47:14Z")

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IQ: Are you a Roman private informer in the reign of Vespasian?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/251 "2011-07-25T23:23:15Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> Have you been played on screen by David Niven?

Not Phileas Fogg

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/252 "2011-07-25T23:24:25Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> IQ: Are you in charge of the investigation to take down a masked anarchist?

I’m guessing this is a “V For Vendetta” question, but I don’t know the answer. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/253 "2011-07-25T23:25:27Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Are you a Roman private informer in the reign of Vespasian?

No idea who this is- ask your DQ.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/254 "2011-07-26T00:23:52Z")

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IQ: Are you a sweet transvestite?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/255 "2011-07-26T00:24:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ: Are you in charge of the investigation to take down a masked anarchist?

You are not Inspector Finch.

DQ: Would you be considered a “hero”?

IQ: Did your anatomical studies drive you to create life?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/256 "2011-07-26T00:30:22Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ: Are you a sweet transvestite?

Not Frank N. Furter

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/257 "2011-07-26T00:31:37Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> You are not Inspector Finch.
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> DQ: Would you be considered a “hero”?
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> IQ: Did your anatomical studies drive you to create life?

First, I’m not Victor Frankenstein.

Second, no- NOBODY regards me as a hero.

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. Last name starts with “F”
4. European
5. Nobody’s idea of a hero

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/258 "2011-07-26T00:48:24Z")

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IQ: Are you a receiver of stolen goods who has been portrayed by Alec Guinness, George C. Scott, and Ben Kingsley, and many others.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/259 "2011-07-26T01:46:13Z")

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> Originally Posted by **Le Ministre de l’au-delà**  
> IQ: Are you a Roman private informer in the reign of Vespasian?

> [@astorian](#):
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> No idea who this is- ask your DQ.

You are not Marcus Didius Falco, the protagonist of the Lindsay Davis series of mysteries which started with ‘The Silver Pigs’.

DQ: The work of fiction in which you appear, was it originally a film?

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/260 "2011-07-26T01:49:56Z")

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According to Sports Illustrated, did you have a 168 mph fastball?

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