# Botticelli, July 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 12, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711 "2011-07-12T03:36:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/41 "2011-07-14T00:14:49Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Didst say “Dost thou think because thou art virtuous there shall be no more cakes and ale?” to a sanctimonious adversary?

I know it’s Shakespeare, I know I’ve seen the play this is from, and presumably it’s from a comedy… but I don’t know the speaker. And there are just too many possible “B’s” (Benedick? Beatrice? Sir Toby Belch? Nick Bottom?) to hazard a good guess.

Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/42 "2011-07-14T01:18:20Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> I know it’s Shakespeare, I know I’ve seen the play this is from, and presumably it’s from a comedy… but I don’t know the speaker. And there are just too many possible “B’s” (Benedick? Beatrice? Sir Toby Belch? Nick Bottom?) to hazard a good guess.
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> Take a DQ.

It was indeed Sir Toby Belch. Honour forbids…

(By the way, have you competed yet in the Shakespearean Feud?)

IQ: Did you improvise a brilliant tale about being the Man from the Moon to allow your friends’ wedding to be completed?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/43 "2011-07-14T02:26:16Z")

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IQ: Were you a lawman who turned to sportswriting?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/44 "2011-07-14T02:58:09Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> It was indeed Sir Toby Belch. Honour forbids…
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> (By the way, have you competed yet in the Shakespearean Feud?)
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> IQ: Did you improvise a brilliant tale about being the Man from the Moon to allow your friends’ wedding to be completed?

No idea- THIS time, take your DQ with honor (I shouldn’t get credit for a bunch of guesses, though)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/45 "2011-07-14T03:00:26Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Were you a lawman who turned to sportswriting?

No, I’m not Bat Masterson.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/46 "2011-07-14T03:05:45Z")

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IQ: Did you end up facing the whole Bolivian army when your last job went south?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/47 "2011-07-14T03:05:46Z")

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IQ: Did a young Helen Mirren once play your moll?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/48 "2011-07-14T03:10:31Z")

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> Originally Posted by **Le Ministre de l’au-delà**
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> IQ: Did you improvise a brilliant tale about being the Man from the Moon to allow your friends’ wedding to be completed?

> [@astorian](#):
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> No idea- THIS time, take your DQ with honor (I shouldn’t get credit for a bunch of guesses, though)

In Rostand’s play, Cyrano de Bergerac is standing guard while Roxanne and Christian are being married. He spots the approach of De Guiche and improvises a wild tale about having fallen from the moon to delay him until the ceremony is complete. The real-life Cyrano, in fact, wrote a story about the Man in the Moon.

DQ: Were you born in the twentieth century?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/49 "2011-07-14T03:11:46Z")

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IQ: Are you jester to the court of Id?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/50 "2011-07-14T03:13:39Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> In Rostand’s play, Cyrano de Bergerac is standing guard while Roxanne and Christian are being married. He spots the approach of De Guiche and improvises a wild tale about having fallen from the moon to delay him until the ceremony is complete. The real-life Cyrano, in fact, wrote a story about the Man in the Moon.
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> DQ: Were you born in the twentieth century?

Yes.

1. Real person
2. Male
3. First name starts with “B”
4. Dead
5. Born in the 20th century

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/51 "2011-07-14T03:14:39Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> IQ: Did you end up facing the whole Bolivian army when your last job went south?

No, I’m not Butch Cassidy.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/52 "2011-07-14T03:16:49Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Are you jester to the court of Id?

No, I’m not the drunken Bung.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/53 "2011-07-14T03:17:57Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Did a young Helen Mirren once play your moll?

Don’t know this one- ask a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/54 "2011-07-14T03:19:12Z")

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IQ: Are you a Cuban-born classical guitarist who is still an active performer in the forefront of your field?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/55 "2011-07-14T04:23:04Z")

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IQ: Were you an American Indian who served in the U.S. Senate?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/56 "2011-07-14T04:23:27Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Are you a Cuban-born classical guitarist who is still an active performer in the forefront of your field?

No clue on this one- ask a DQ.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/57 "2011-07-14T04:24:37Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Were you an American Indian who served in the U.S. Senate?

No, I’m not Ben Nighthorse Campbell.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/58 "2011-07-14T05:48:53Z")

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IQ: Did you create a graveyard smash?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/59 "2011-07-14T11:02:48Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> IQ: Did you create a graveyard smash?

Not Bobby “Boris” Pickett

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2011/588711/60 "2011-07-14T13:01:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by \*\*Le Ministre de l’au-delà \*\*  
> IQ: Are you a Cuban-born classical guitarist who is still an active performer in the forefront of your field?

> [@astorian](#):
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> No clue on this one- ask a DQ.

So you’re not Manuel Barrueco? Consider this a whole-hearted recommendation - he is up there with Andre Segovia and John Williams as an absolute master of the instrument. He records with EMI Angel records, tours extensively and teaches at Peabody in the US. I got to meet him last year after his Toronto concert at the Glenn Gould Studio, and I thanked him for more than 20 years of inspiration.

Anyway…

DQ: Are you renowned for your athletic accomplishments?

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