# Botticelli - July 2012

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 3, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052 "2012-07-03T01:11:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/41 "2012-07-18T01:26:06Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Were you a Brooklyn obstertrcian married to a lawyer?

Not Bill Cosby.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/42 "2012-07-18T03:12:01Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Not Chachi, Charles (in charge), or Cliffy.

#2 was Arthur Carlson, manager of WKRP

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/43 "2012-07-18T14:17:37Z")

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> [@MissTake](#):
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> #2 was Arthur Carlson, manager of WKRP

OK, I was just guessing anyway. Ask a DQ.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/44 "2012-07-18T19:16:13Z")

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DQ: Did your show begin airing prior to 1990?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/45 "2012-07-19T00:10:49Z")

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C.

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. American
4. Unknown if alive today
5. First name begins with “C”
6. Probably born after 1900
7. Not a literary character
8. Did not first appear in a film or movie
9. Did not first appear before 1950
10. Appeared in a series of fictional works
11. Not known for appearances in a drawn or painted medium
12. Not a political figure
13. Not from a song
14. Strongly associated with somewhere east of the Mississippi
15. First appeared on one of the Big Four TV networks
16. First appeared on a sitcom
17. Show begin airing before 1990

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/46 "2012-07-19T00:43:54Z")

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IQ1: Was your enemy also another number for nixing something from a restaurant order?  
IQ2: Were you the doorman?  
IQ3: Were you the neighbor in a show about nothing?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/47 "2012-07-19T02:03:04Z")

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> [@MissTake](#):
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> IQ1: Was your enemy also another number for nixing something from a restaurant order?  
> IQ2: Were you the doorman?  
> IQ3: Were you the neighbor in a show about nothing?

Dunno about the first. Take a DQ.  
I’m not Carlton from _Rhoda_, or Cosmo Kramer from _Seinfeld_.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/48 "2012-07-19T04:13:56Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Dunno about the first. Take a DQ.  
> I’m not Carlton from _Rhoda_, or Cosmo Kramer from _Seinfeld_.

Conrad Siegfried, Agent 86’s nemesis on _Get Smart_

DQ: Were you the star of your show (versus supporting character)?

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/49 "2012-07-19T13:31:03Z")

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Do you have a fresh cousin from Philadelphia?  
Is your Uncle a lawyer?  
Do you like Tom Jones?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/50 "2012-07-20T01:12:47Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Do you have a fresh cousin from Philadelphia?  
> Is your Uncle a lawyer?  
> Do you like Tom Jones?

The first is, I suppose, from _The Fresh Prince of Bel Air_, and the third is the girl from _Tom Jones_, but I don’t know any of their names. Take three DQs (the last of this round).

C.

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. American
4. Unknown if alive today
5. First name begins with “C”
6. Probably born after 1900
7. Not a literary character
8. Did not first appear in a film or movie
9. Did not first appear before 1950
10. Appeared in a series of fictional works
11. Not known for appearances in a drawn or painted medium
12. Not a political figure
13. Not from a song
14. Strongly associated with somewhere east of the Mississippi
15. First appeared on one of the Big Four TV networks
16. First appeared on a sitcom
17. Show begin airing before 1990
18. A supporting character, I would say

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/51 "2012-07-24T00:26:53Z")

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Well, this one seems to have died on the vine. Let’s give it a bump; see what happens.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/52 "2012-07-24T12:38:55Z")

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I’m at a loss, and with only two DQ’s left…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/53 "2012-07-24T12:56:11Z")

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C’mon, you can do it!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/54 "2012-07-27T04:06:21Z")

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Here’s where things stand:

C.

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. American
4. Unknown if alive today
5. First name begins with “C”
6. Probably born after 1900
7. Not a literary character
8. Did not first appear in a film or movie
9. Did not first appear before 1950
10. Appeared in a series of fictional works
11. Not known for appearances in a drawn or painted medium
12. Not a political figure
13. Not from a song
14. Strongly associated with somewhere east of the Mississippi
15. First appeared on one of the Big Four TV networks
16. First appeared on a sitcom
17. Show begin airing before 1990
18. A supporting character, I would say

Let’s say, if the final two DQs haven’t been earned and asked by noon EST on Mon. July 30, I’ll declare victory and start the next round.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/55 "2012-07-27T17:58:49Z")

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Well, it seems that **Morgenstern** has earned some DQs but not asked them yet, so I’ll continue with some IQs.

IQ1: Are you a slack-jawed yokel, some of whose children are named Rumor, Scout, and International Harvester?

IQ2: Were you the youngest one in curls?

IQ3: Did you mysteriously disappear, never to be heard of again, from a sitcom that took place in late-50s/early-60s Milwaukee?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/56 "2012-07-27T19:50:01Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> IQ1: Were you a professional athlete affectionately known as “Pudge” for much of your career?  
> IQ2: Do you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men?  
> IQ3: Did you play fiddle with Jefferson Airplane, Hot Tuna, and the Grateful Dead?

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Dunno the first and third. The second is the Shadow,
> 
> but that doesn’t start with a C, right…?

Sorry I’ve been away so long. You’re right that #2 was The Shadow, aka Lamont Cranston. The other two were Carlton “Pudge” Fisk and Papa John Creach. Unfortunately, I’m fresh out of DQ ideas - anybody else is welcome to use them.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/57 "2012-07-27T20:32:49Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Well, it seems that **Morgenstern** has earned some DQs but not asked them yet, so I’ll continue with some IQs.
> 
> IQ1: Are you a slack-jawed yokel, some of whose children are named Rumor, Scout, and International Harvester?
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> IQ2: Were you the youngest one in curls?
> 
> IQ3: Did you mysteriously disappear, never to be heard of again, from a sitcom that took place in late-50s/early-60s Milwaukee?

I’m not Cletus Spuckler (I’ve always _loved_ that name!), Cindi Brady or Chuck Cunningham.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/58 "2012-07-31T03:31:09Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> …Let’s say, if the final two DQs haven’t been earned and asked by noon EST on Mon. July 30, I’ll declare victory and start the next round.

OK, it was Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III, from _M_A_S_H\*.

> **[List of M\*A\*S\*H characters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Emerson_Winchester_III#Charles_Winchester)**
>
> This is a list of characters from the M\*A\*S\*H franchise created by Richard Hooker, covering the various fictional characters appearing in the novel MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors (1968) and its sequels M\*A\*S\*H Goes to Maine (1971), M\*A\*S\*H Goes to New Orleans (1974), M\*A\*S\*H Goes to Paris (1974), M\*A\*S\*H Goes to London (1975), M\*A\*S\*H Goes to Vienna (1976), M\*A\*S\*H Goes to San Francisco (1976), M\*A\*S\*H Goes to Morocco (1976), M\*A\*S\*H Goes to Miami (1976), M\*A\*S\*H Goes to Las Vegas (1...

[http://nd01.jxs.cz/896/154/12157a9280\_12378968\_o2.jpg](http://nd01.jxs.cz/896/154/12157a9280_12378968_o2.jpg)

Thanks for playing. I’ll start the next round in a day or two.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2012/627052/59 "2012-08-01T04:54:23Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> OK, it was Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III, from _M_A_S_H\*.

:smack: Never even thought of him.

Good one, though. Looking forward to the next round!

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