# Botticelli – July 2026

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2026, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301 "2026-06-30T15:08:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/1 "2026-06-30T15:08:42Z")

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It’s not quite July, but we’ll start a new thread…

I am

# F

As in, Fourth of July 🎆

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/2 "2026-06-30T16:23:41Z")

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Rules are [here](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nVLOdq6IptN1UPXz3Tu9WAVrnQPyWSZ65Tqr5TS4L40/edit?tab=t.0).

IQs:  
1. Did you star in _Network_?  
2. Did you write _Bossypants_?  
3. Were you mayor of Philadelphia?

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/3 "2026-06-30T17:35:21Z")

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1. Is the theater where the _Prairie Home Companion_ was performed named for you,?
2. Were you #1’s wife?
3. Is there a famous wreck in Lake Superior named for you?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/4 "2026-06-30T17:49:33Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> 1. Did you star in _Network_?  
> 2. Did you write _Bossypants_?  
> 3. Were you mayor of Philadelphia?

I am not Faye Dunaway  
I am not Tina Fey  
Take a DQ

> [@Eureka](#):
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> 1. Is the theater where the _Prairie Home Companion_ was performed named for you,?
> 2. Were you #1’s wife?
> 3. Is there a famous wreck in Lake Superior named for you?

Take 2 DQs  
I am not Edmund Fitzgerald

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/5 "2026-06-30T17:57:17Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> I am not Faye Dunaway  
> I am not Tina Fey  
> Take a DQ

3 was Frank Rizzo.

DQ: real?

IQs:  
1. Did you sing “1234”?  
2. Asking for a “map of the cat”? Cracking safes at Los Alamos? Painting a topless Marie Curie? _Surely_ you’re joking, Mr…  
3. Did you play Howard Beale in _Network_?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/6 "2026-06-30T18:40:11Z")

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IQs:

1 & 2. Were you mayor of New York City during a major war?  
3. Were you a scientist for Gizmonics Institute?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/7 "2026-06-30T19:58:53Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> 1. Did you sing “1234”?  
> 2. Asking for a “map of the cat”? Cracking safes at Los Alamos? Painting a topless Marie Curie? _Surely_ you’re joking, Mr…  
> 3. Did you play Howard Beale in _Network_?

Take 2 DQs  
I am not Peter Finch

> [@SunUp](#):
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> 1 & 2. Were you mayor of New York City during a major war?  
> 3. Were you a scientist for Gizmonics Institute?

I am not Fiorello LaGuardia [sp?]  
Take a DQ  
Take a DQ

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/8 "2026-06-30T19:59:54Z")

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# F

1. Fictional

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/9 "2026-06-30T20:03:24Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> Take 2 DQs  
> I am not Peter Finch

1 (“1234”) was Feist; 2 (“_Surely_ you’re joking…”) was Richard Feynman.

DQs:  
1. from prose?  
2. female?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/10 "2026-06-30T20:20:38Z")

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F it is!

IQs:

Did your future wife overhear you insulting her to your friend?  
Were you the first Cuyahoga County Executive?  
Were you President Bartlet’s first CJCS?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/11 "2026-06-30T21:24:29Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you have a home for imaginary friends?  
2. Were you in _The Most Dangerous Game_, right before that other movie?  
3. Were you mayor of Toronto?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/12 "2026-06-30T22:09:16Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> > [@SunUp](#):
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> > 1 & 2. Were you mayor of New York City during a major war?  
> > 3. Were you a scientist for Gizmonics Institute?
> 
> I am not Fiorello LaGuardia [sp?]  
> Take a DQ  
> Take a DQ

Correct on #1 (or #2). The other was Fernando Wood, mayor at the start of the Civil War.  
#3 was Dr. Clayton Forrester.

DQs:

Human?  
First name starts with F?

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/13 "2026-06-30T22:20:17Z")

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1. F. Scott Fitzgerald
2. Zelda Fitzgerald
3. Edmund Fitzgerald, correct

Fitzgerald X3!

2DQs reserved

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/14 "2026-06-30T22:57:23Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you write **Little Lord Fauntleroy**?
2. Did you write **The Magical Monarch of Mo**?
3. Were you one of the Doves in the book **The Flight of the Doves?**

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/15 "2026-06-30T23:47:32Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you power a car with your feet?
2. Did you take children to the land of Make Believe?
3. Were you associated with Westboro Baptist Church ?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/16 "2026-07-01T00:02:22Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Did your future wife overhear you insulting her to your friend?  
> Were you the first Cuyahoga County Executive?  
> Were you President Bartlet’s first CJCS?

Take 3 DQs

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> 1. Did you have a home for imaginary friends?
> 2. Were you in _The Most Dangerous Game_, right before that other movie?
> 3. Were you mayor of Toronto?

Take 3 DQs

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/17 "2026-07-01T00:04:43Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
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> 1. Did you write **Little Lord Fauntleroy**?
> 2. Did you write **The Magical Monarch of Mo**?
> 3. Were you one of the Doves in the book **The Flight of the Doves?**

1. I am not Frances Burnett
2. Take 2 DQs

> [@Eureka](#):
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> 1. Did you power a car with your feet?
> 2. Did you take children to the land of Make Believe?
> 3. Were you associated with Westboro Baptist Church ?

I am not Fred Flintstone  
Take a DQ  
I am not Fred Phelps

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/18 "2026-07-01T00:05:58Z")

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# F

1. Fictional
2. From prose
3. Sexless, but occasionally presents as male
4. Not human
5. First name starts with F

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/19 "2026-07-01T00:36:25Z")

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IQ1: Was your brother Dingus murdered by being shot in the back?  
IQ2: Were you the one who murdered Dingus?  
IQ3: Were you a fictional civil engineer’s valet?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/20 "2026-07-01T01:07:03Z")

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Take 3 DQs

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