# Botticelli – July 2026

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2026, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301 "2026-06-30T15:08:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/201 "2026-07-13T14:44:56Z")

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I am J!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/202 "2026-07-13T16:13:49Z")

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Good job!

IQs:

1. Were you once linked to Ben Affleck?
2. Were you also once linked to Ben Affleck?
3. Were you a character of the DCU who made a surprise appearance in a movie with Ben Affleck?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/203 "2026-07-13T16:25:33Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> Lucky guess. I was thinking Aunt Eller as well, but also the yearly spring musicals we did in middle school, and _The Music Man_ seemed more likely than _Oliver!_, _Guys and Dolls_, _South Pacific_, or _Cinderella_.

Ah. I didn’t get really interested in theatre until tenth grade. Our musical that year was _Guys and Dolls_; the next year we did _Brigadoon_, and then came _The Music Man_.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/204 "2026-07-13T16:34:53Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you write _Fifty Shades of Grey_?  
2. Did you play Dr. Vesalius in _The Abombinable Dr. Phibes_?  
3. Were you very close to Clyde Tolson?

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/205 "2026-07-13T17:54:37Z")

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1. Not Jenifer Aniston
2. Not Jennifer Garner
3. Not the he Joker

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/206 "2026-07-13T17:54:53Z")

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Take 3DQs

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/207 "2026-07-13T18:11:20Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:  
> 1. Did you write _Fifty Shades of Grey_?  
> 2. Did you play Dr. Vesalius in _The Abombinable Dr. Phibes_?  
> 3. Were you very close to Clyde Tolson?

> [@Eureka](#):
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> Take 3DQs

1 was E.L. James; 2 was Joseph Cotten; 3 was J. Edgar Hoover.

DQs:  
1. real?  
2. male?  
3. last name begins with J?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/208 "2026-07-13T19:00:48Z")

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> [@Eureka](#):
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> 1. Not Jenifer Aniston
> 2. Not Jennifer Garner
> 3. Not the he Joker

Correct  
Correct  
Technically correct; I didn’t think Joker appeared in either movies with Affleck as Batman, but according to IMDB he did, in the Justice League movie.

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/209 "2026-07-13T19:32:42Z")

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1. Real
2. Male
3. First name begins with J

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/210 "2026-07-13T19:36:12Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you a regular on “Hee Haw”?
2. Were you a former teammate of Marques Johnson and Bob Lanier?
3. Were you an all-pro linebacker for the San Diego Chargers?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/211 "2026-07-13T19:47:26Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you voice a mental patient who claimed to be you on _The Simpsons_?  
2. Were you a British beer expert?  
3. Were you played by Stockard Channing in _Meet the Applegates_?

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/212 "2026-07-13T20:00:14Z")

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Take 3 DQs

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/213 "2026-07-13T20:00:47Z")

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Take 3 DQs.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/214 "2026-07-13T20:10:08Z")

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IQs:

1. Was your character bound and determined to bust the title character as a lesson for all the other kids?
2. Were you a star running back for the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 1960s?
3. Did you play Monroe on _Too Close for Comfort_?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/215 "2026-07-13T20:17:31Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:  
> 1. Did you voice a mental patient who claimed to be you on _The Simpsons_?  
> 2. Were you a British beer expert?  
> 3. Were you played by Stockard Channing in _Meet the Applegates_?

> [@Eureka](#):
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> Take 3 DQs.

1 was Michael Jackson; 2 was Michael Jackson; 3 was Jane Applegate.

DQs:  
1. American?  
2. living?  
3. last name begins from A-M?

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/216 "2026-07-13T20:29:24Z")

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Take 3 DQs

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/217 "2026-07-13T20:31:11Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you ask the Lord to buy you a Mercedes-Benz?  
2. Are you the patron saint of lost causes?  
3. Were you a character on a 1999-2006 TV drama that starred Stockard Channing?

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/218 "2026-07-13T20:31:21Z")

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1. Real
2. Male
3. First name begins with J
4. American
5. Not living
6. Last name begins with A-M

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/219 "2026-07-13T20:32:54Z")

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1. Jim Baker
2. St. Jude
3. DQ

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/220 "2026-07-13T20:39:31Z")

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> [@Eureka](#):
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> 1. Jim Baker
> 2. St. Jude
> 3. DQ

1 (Mercedes-Benz) was Janis Joplin; 3 (Channing show) was President Jed Bartlet, on _The West Wing_.

DQs:  
1. died after 1926?  
2. known from the arts?

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