# Botticelli – July 2026

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2026, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301 "2026-06-30T15:08:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/281 "2026-07-17T15:13:14Z")

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Works for me!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/282 "2026-07-19T17:46:09Z")

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Likewise. Let’s do this thang.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/283 "2026-07-23T14:58:12Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> Which would be… you!

Oops. Many apologies for my absence. Very little has been accomplished the last few days except eating, sleeping and reading – there’ve been a couple days I didn’t even touch the computer. Y’all can blame David Weber for it!

I am **M**.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/284 "2026-07-23T20:25:24Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you play basketball for the Chicago Bulls?  
2. Did you perform at the 2026 World Cup final halftime show?  
3. Were you a precocious girl with unusual abilities in a Roald Dahl book?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/285 "2026-07-23T20:37:31Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you James Bond’s handler?
2. Are you Dorothy’s aunt?
3. Are you known for your last words: “Clever girl”?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/286 "2026-07-23T20:42:15Z")

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M it is!

IQs:

Did Peter Lorre play you, a European pedophile?  
Was TR impressed by your theories of naval power?  
Did your photography cause a ruckus in Cincinnati?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/287 "2026-07-23T21:21:06Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you play basketball for the Chicago Bulls?
> 2. Did you perform at the 2026 World Cup final halftime show?
> 3. Were you a precocious girl with unusual abilities in a Roald Dahl book

Not … Michael Jordan?  
DQ  
Not Matilda

> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you James Bond’s handler?
> 2. Are you Dorothy’s aunt?
> 3. Are you known for your last words: “Clever girl”?

Not … M?  
DQ (If you mean _Wizard of Oz_ Dorothy, her aunt was named Em.)  
DQ

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Did Peter Lorre play you, a European pedophile?  
> Was TR impressed by your theories of naval power?  
> Did your photography cause a ruckus in Cincinnati?

DQ  
Not Alfred Thayer Mahan  
DQ

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/288 "2026-07-23T21:26:32Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Not … Michael Jordan?  
> DQ  
> Not Matilda

1 was correct; 2 was Madonna; 3 was correct.

DQ: real?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/289 "2026-07-23T21:35:42Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did Peter Lorre play you, a European pedophile? - Another M: [M (1931 film) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M_(1931_film))  
Was TR impressed by your theories of naval power? - Yes, Alfred Thayer Mahan  
Did your photography cause a ruckus in Cincinnati? - Robert Mapplethorpe. For more: [The Mapplethorpe Obscenity Trial — Priceless](https://pricelessblog.squarespace.com/articles/the-mapplethorpe-obscenity-trial)

DQs:

American?  
Male?

IQs:

Were you Capt. Aubrey’s particular friend?  
Were you a Seventies Congresswoman with a particularly WASPy name?  
Did you play Tony Soprano’s pissed-off mom?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/290 "2026-07-23T21:49:53Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you play for the Miami Dolphins?  
2. Did you and your brother spend a summer in the town of Gravity Falls, OR?  
3. Did you write _Watchmen_?

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/291 "2026-07-23T22:47:29Z")

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1. Did you write **Bimbos of the Death Sun**?
2. Did you die of starvation due to a famine while living with the Mohave tribe?
3. Did you write the book **The Blue Tattoo**?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/292 "2026-07-24T01:52:40Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> > [@knoodler](#):
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> > 1. Are you James Bond’s handler?
> > 2. Are you Dorothy’s aunt?
> > 3. Are you known for your last words: “Clever girl”?
> 
> Not … M?  
> DQ (If you mean _Wizard of Oz_ Dorothy, her aunt was named Em.)  
> DQ

Correct  
And also correct: IQ withdrawn  
Roger Muldoon, game warden at Jurassic Park, just before killed by raptors

1 DQ reserved

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/293 "2026-07-24T13:41:37Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you Capt. Aubrey’s particular friend?  
> Were you a Seventies Congresswoman with a particularly WASPy name?  
> Did you play Tony Soprano’s pissed-off mom?

Not Dr Maturin  
DQ  
DQ (did he also have a happy, cheerful mom?)

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you play for the Miami Dolphins?
> 2. Did you and your brother spend a summer in the town of Gravity Falls, OR?
> 3. Did you write _Watchmen_?

DQ x3

> [@kitap](#):
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> 1. Did you write **Bimbos of the Death Sun**?
> 2. Did you die of starvation due to a famine while living with the Mohave tribe?
> 3. Did you write the book **The Blue Tattoo**?

Not Sharyn McCrumb (who also writes very good mysteries)  
DQ  
DQ

**M**

1. Real  
2. Not originally American  
3. Male

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/294 "2026-07-24T13:43:34Z")

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1. Are you ou friends and rivals with Chris Everett Lloyd?
2. Are you a country music singer whose last name could be associated with quickie weddings?
3. Did you play a person of significance to the Israeli intelligence community on NCIS after Ziva’s father died?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/295 "2026-07-24T13:45:58Z")

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> [@Eureka](#):
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> 1. Are you ou friends and rivals with Chris Everett Lloyd?
> 2. Are you a country music singer whose last name could be associated with quickie weddings?
> 3. Did you play a person of significance to the Israeli intelligence community on NCIS after Ziva’s father died?

DQ x3

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/296 "2026-07-24T13:53:13Z")

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DQ: Alive?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/297 "2026-07-24T14:01:36Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you have a complicated relationship with you first cousin?
2. Did you play that first cousin?
3. Were you often called “the undisputed First Lady of the musical comedy stage”?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/298 "2026-07-24T14:12:41Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:  
> 1. Did you play for the Miami Dolphins?  
> 2. Did you and your brother spend a summer in the town of Gravity Falls, OR?  
> 3. Did you write _Watchmen_?

> [@SCAdian](#):
>
> DQ x3

1 was Dan Marino; 2 was Mabel Pines; 3 was Alan Moore.

DQs:  
1. known from the arts?  
2. originally European?  
3. first name begins with M?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/299 "2026-07-24T16:53:25Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you found Christian Science?  
2. Are you the creator of _King of the Hill_?  
3. Were you a character on _The Goon Show_?

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301/300 "2026-07-24T18:43:43Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
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> 1. Did you write **Bimbos of the Death Sun**?
> 2. Did you die of starvation due to a famine while living with the Mohave tribe?
> 3. Did you write the book **The Blue Tattoo**?

Correct, Mary Ann Oatman, Margot Mifflin.

2 DQs reserved

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