# Botticelli, June 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 5, 2011, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366 "2011-06-05T04:05:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/21 "2011-06-05T20:41:47Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> You got me. Ask a DQ.

Billy Bob Thornton, the oversexed conservative President in _Love Actually_.

DQ: Male?

IQ: Did your sister-in-law accept contraband baked goods before a big move?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/22 "2011-06-05T20:50:52Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQ: Male?

No.

1. I am female.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Did your sister-in-law accept contraband baked goods before a big move?

Aiyiyi… Marijuana brownies? A file in a cake? I have no idea. Ask another DQ.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/23 "2011-06-05T20:56:46Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> …Aiyiyi… Marijuana brownies? A file in a cake? I have no idea. Ask another DQ.

Billy Carter, whose sister-in-law Rosalyn accepted baked goodies from neighbors in Plains, Ga. just before moving to the White House, even though the Secret Service said not to.

DQ: Fictional?

IQ: Did your wife reveal your illness to a doctor only when you were already hurting pretty badly?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/24 "2011-06-05T21:06:19Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Billy Carter, whose sister-in-law Rosalyn accepted baked goodies from neighbors in Plains, Ga. just before moving to the White House, even though the Secret Service said not to.

‘Contraband’? :dubious: Nevertheless, I wouldn’t have gotten it if you’d said ‘Are you the brother-in-law of a First Lady who accepted baked goods?’.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQ: Fictional?

No. I am a real person.

1. I am female.
2. I am not fictional.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Did your wife reveal your illness to a doctor only when you were already hurting pretty badly?

Yer bustin’ my balls, here! There’s a name floating out there on the periphery, and I just can’t reel it in. Ask another DQ.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/25 "2011-06-05T23:39:59Z")

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IQ: Have you played as a duo with Elvis Costello in a film?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/26 "2011-06-05T23:42:47Z")

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IQ: Are you known for your Voluptuous Horror?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/27 "2011-06-05T23:46:42Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Have you played as a duo with Elvis Costello in a film?

No, I am not Jennifer Balgobin.

The only film I can remember seeing Elvis Costello in was _Straight To Hell_, and I don’t remember if he had a duet. If I’m wrong, you get a DQ. (Note to self: Pull _Straight To Hell_ off of the DVD shelf.)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/28 "2011-06-05T23:47:48Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> IQ: Are you known for your Voluptuous Horror?

No, I am not Karen Black.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/29 "2011-06-06T00:33:45Z")

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IQ: Were you once the quintessential European sex symbol?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/30 "2011-06-06T00:41:37Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> IQ: Were you once the quintessential European sex symbol?

No, I’m not Brigitte Bardot.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/31 "2011-06-06T01:26:20Z")

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IQ: Were you burned at the stake for heresy in 1600?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/32 "2011-06-06T01:27:57Z")

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No, I am not Giordano Bruno.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/33 "2011-06-06T01:39:42Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> …Yer bustin’ my balls, here! There’s a name floating out there on the periphery, and I just can’t reel it in. Ask another DQ.

When President Josiah Bartlet was badly wounded in a rifle attack on _The West Wing_, his wife Abigail revealed his long-concealed MS to the surgeon who would have to operate on him.

DQ: American?

IQ: Did you win a medal, run a restaurant, get elected, and date an actress?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/34 "2011-06-06T01:54:40Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> When President Josiah Bartlet was badly wounded in a rifle attack on _The West Wing_, his wife Abigail revealed his long-concealed MS to the surgeon who would have to operate on him.

You seem to have hit upon my weak spot. There are very few shows that I’ve paid any attention to over the past several years, and _The West Wing_ is one I’ve never seen. I was thinking it was an artist or an actor.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQ: American?

1. I am female.
2. I am not fictional.
3. I am American.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Did you win a medal, run a restaurant, get elected, and date an actress?

No, I am not Senator Bob Kerry.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/35 "2011-06-06T01:59:45Z")

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Kerrey, yes.

IQ: Did you fake an assassination attempt to win an important election?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/36 "2011-06-06T02:08:03Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Did you fake an assassination attempt to win an important election?

No, I am not Bob Roberts.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/37 "2011-06-06T02:13:01Z")

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Ooo, you’re good.

IQ: After your parents died in a tragic boating accident, did your rich uncle keep an eye on you?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/38 "2011-06-06T02:15:34Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: After your parents died in a tragic boating accident, did your rich uncle keep an eye on you?

No, I am not Frodo Baggins.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/39 "2011-06-06T02:23:31Z")

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IQ: Are you a jazz bandleader?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/40 "2011-06-06T02:29:01Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Are you a jazz bandleader?

No, I am not Count Basie.

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