# Botticelli, June 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 5, 2011, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366 "2011-06-05T04:05:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 28

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/541 "2011-06-28T17:21:16Z")

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I am not Janis Joplin. I’ll need DQs for the others.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/542 "2011-06-28T18:20:00Z")

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> **Le Ministre de l’au-delà** IQ: Are you a jazz drummer who also plays piano well?

> [@etv78](#):
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> I’ll need DQs for the others.

So you’re not Jack DeJohnette.

DQ: Are you an American?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/543 "2011-06-28T18:29:07Z")

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I was “Born in the USA”  
But I am not John Callendar.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/544 "2011-06-28T20:16:26Z")

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Callendar was not related to Jefferson; I was thinking of John Marshall.

So “J” is:

1. A real person
2. Born in the 20th century
3. Female
4. Born in the U.S.

**etv78** , please keep this list updated as we go, as past players have done.

DQ: Alive in 2011?

IQ: Did your dad have remarkable mechanical abilities?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/545 "2011-06-28T20:32:39Z")

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IQ: Are you the driving force behind the band Weather Report?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/546 "2011-06-28T21:07:01Z")

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She is still living

Don’t know about her dad’s mechanical ability, need DQ  
She is not the driving force behind Weather Report.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/547 "2011-06-28T21:50:45Z")

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IQ: Are you the granddaughter of vaudevillean Mickey Katz?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/548 "2011-06-28T21:57:57Z")

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I am not related to a vaudeville performer.

To review: She’s a living person born during the 20th c. in the USA, who’s not a member of the band Weather Report, and is not related to a vaudeville performer.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/549 "2011-06-28T22:16:24Z")

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> **Le Ministre de l’au-delà** IQ: Are you the driving force behind the band Weather Report?

> [@etv78](#):
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> She is not the driving force behind Weather Report.

Then you’re not Joe Zawinul.

DQ: Are you a political figure?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/550 "2011-06-28T22:39:48Z")

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She’s not involved in politics.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/551 "2011-06-29T00:03:53Z")

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IQ: Are you a musician noted for playing a chainsaw solo?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/552 "2011-06-29T00:24:27Z")

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I am not Jesse Dupree.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/553 "2011-06-29T01:14:55Z")

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IQ: Did your best known orchestral work lie unperformed until the mid-19th century?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/554 "2011-06-29T01:20:49Z")

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I am not involved in classical music.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/555 "2011-06-29T01:48:53Z")

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> **Le Ministre de l’au-delà** IQ: Did your best known orchestral work lie unperformed until the mid-19th century?

> [@etv78](#):
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> I am not involved in classical music.

Umm, we seem to have some confusion here. IQ stands for Indirect Question. Indirect Questions do not depend on any aspect of the name you have chosen, other than the initial letter, in this case ‘J’. IQs can be any gender, time period, fictional or real life…

If you can answer the above IQ with a name which fits the question (whether or not it was the specific answer I am thinking of), then you don’t owe me a DQ. If you cannot, I have to tell you who I have in mind, and unless I can be proven wrong, you do owe me a DQ.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/556 "2011-06-29T01:59:43Z")

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D’oh! :smack: Knew I screwed that up! my bad. Need a DQ then.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/557 "2011-06-29T02:52:24Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> Need a DQ then.

Ah, so you’re not Johann Sebastian Bach, whose Brandenburg Concerti 1-6 were written in 1720-something and didn’t see the light of day until ~1850. Bach sent them as a ‘job application’, having neglected to investigate whether the Margrave of Brandenburg actually had an orchestra at his disposal. They sat in a storage area of the library for years…

DQ: Are you famous for athletic accomplishments?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/558 "2011-06-29T03:17:27Z")

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I am not an athlete.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/559 "2011-06-29T04:12:46Z")

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> IQ: Did you write a book about the life and death of American cities?

It seems you are not Jane Jacobs.

DQ, then:

Are you well known as an author?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/560 "2011-06-29T04:19:11Z")

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I am not an author.

Note to all players: sorry that I am so bad at this! It’s not my intention to ruin the game.

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