# Botticelli, June 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 5, 2011, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366 "2011-06-05T04:05:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/581 "2011-06-30T19:17:53Z")

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I have no restrictions on phones I can use. I’m not a religious figure, nor have I ever sung.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/582 "2011-06-30T20:08:41Z")

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> **Le Ministre de l’au-delà** IQ: Were you the Warrior Pope?

> [@etv78](#):
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> I have no restrictions on phones I can use. I’m not a religious figure, nor have I ever sung.

So you’re not Pope Julius II.

DQ: Were you born before 1960?

DQ answers thus far:

1. A real person
2. Born in the 20th century
3. Female
4. Born in the U.S.
5. Alive in 2011
6. Not involved in politics
7. Not an athlete
8. Not an author
9. Only cursorily involved in the “arts”
10. Has appeared in film/TV before but it is not my bread and butter
11. “J” is my first initial
12. Not a scientist.  
Side talk to fellow guessers - if this person isn’t famous for politics, sports, science nor the arts, what _ **is** _ she famous for? Suggestions?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/583 "2011-06-30T20:11:46Z")

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She is under age 50(1).

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/584 "2011-06-30T21:33:52Z")

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She’s is unmarried (but “taken” as of this writting)

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/585 "2011-07-01T00:54:11Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> Side talk to fellow guessers - if this person isn’t famous for politics, sports, science nor the arts, what _ **is** _ she famous for? Suggestions?

A celebrity famous for being famous a la Paris Hilton? A supermodel?

IQ: Are you an ally of Godzilla who was the winning entry in a movie studio-sponsored contest to create a new hero?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/586 "2011-07-01T01:31:58Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Are you a woman who pleads to “cry me a river”?

This refers to Julie London, who had her biggest hit with that tune.

DQ: Are you involved in comedy?

IQ: Do you have a nephew named Bronx Mowgli?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/587 "2011-07-01T02:17:45Z")

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I am a supermodel. (now you’ll figure it out I bet)  
I am not Bronx’s aunt.  
I have no Godzilla ties.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/588 "2011-07-01T04:40:06Z")

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I’m sorry, but I still don’t think you’re grasping the difference between Indirect Questions (IQs) and Direct Questions (DQs), **etv78**. For IQs, you have to say, “No, I’m not [name],” supplying the name of someone who fits the parameters of the question but isn’t who the other person is thinking of. If you can’t, say so. For DQs, which are earned when someone stumps you with an IQ, you have to answer Y/N.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Were you once told you couldn’t use a phone which you were actually entitled to use?

John F. Kennedy, as a very young-looking Congressman, was told by a Capitol Hill police officer that he couldn’t use a phone reserved for Members of Congress.

Here’s what we have so far, right?

1. A real person
2. Born in the 20th century
3. Female
4. Born in the U.S.
5. Alive in 2011
6. Not involved in politics
7. Not an athlete
8. Not an author
9. Only cursorily involved in the “arts”
10. Has appeared in film/TV before but it is not my bread and butter
11. “J” is my first initial
12. Not a scientist
13. Not a religious figure
14. Not a singer
15. Under age 50
16. Unmarried, but “taken”
17. Supermodel

I don’t know my current supermodels all that well. Any suggestions?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/589 "2011-07-01T13:51:34Z")

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IQ: Were you ever Lou Grant’s daughter-in-law?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/590 "2011-07-01T13:54:07Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> I don’t know my current supermodels all that well.

I’m honour bound not to do any research until this round is over. Sometimes, honour is painful…

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/591 "2011-07-01T13:54:12Z")

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Did you marry the Italian Stallion?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/592 "2011-07-01T13:55:33Z")

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Did your hubby sing on the “When Harry Met Sally” soundtrack?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/593 "2011-07-01T13:56:37Z")

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Were you Mick Jagger’s main squeeze?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/594 "2011-07-01T18:22:14Z")

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I’m not Brigette Nilson or Jerry Hall. Sorry **astorian** , don’t know who that is. I am a currently working model.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/595 "2011-07-01T19:58:31Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> I’m not Brigette Nilson or Jerry Hall. Sorry **astorian** , don’t know who that is. I am a currently working model.

Brigitte Nielsen isn’t a “J”=- I was going for Jennifer Flavin.

The other one was Jill Goodacre

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/596 "2011-07-02T02:46:53Z")

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1. A real person
2. Born in the 20th century
3. Female
4. Born in the U.S.
5. Alive in 2011
6. Not involved in politics
7. Not an athlete
8. Not an author
9. Only cursorily involved in the “arts”
10. Has appeared in film/TV before but it is not my bread and butter
11. “J” is my first initial
12. Not a scientist
13. Not a religious figure
14. Not a singer
15. Under age 50
16. Unmarried, but “taken”
17. Supermodel
18. Currently working as a model

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/597 "2011-07-02T03:01:13Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Do you have a nephew named Bronx Mowgli?

Bronx Mowgli is Ashlee Simpson’s son, and thus the nephew of Jessica Simpson.

DQ: Have you appeared in the _Sports Illustrated_ swimsuit issue?

IQ: Are you a model who shares her surname with the “Belle of Amherst”?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/598 "2011-07-02T03:05:16Z")

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I have appeared in the _SI_ Swimsuit Edition, but I am not Janice Dickinson.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/599 "2011-07-02T18:32:15Z")

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I you don’t get it by tomorrow at lunch, you’ll have to wait until Monday nite.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/600 "2011-07-05T04:15:07Z")

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Should I just reveal the answer?

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