# Botticelli, June 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 5, 2011, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366 "2011-06-05T04:05:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/61 "2011-06-06T23:44:52Z")

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IQ: Did Jesus appear to you in a vision to talk about his wounds?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/62 "2011-06-07T01:42:41Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> IQ: Did you have the surprising ability to speak Jive?

No, I am not Barbara Billingsly.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Did you musically warn of dangerous traffic conditions down the road?

I don’t know who you mean. Ask a DQ.

> [@panamajack](#):
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> IQ: Were you on an opposing side in a war against your native country, but then later rule over it (or at least part of it)?

No, I am not Benjamin Harrison V, signer of the Declaration of Independence and governor of Georgia from 1781 to 1784.

> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Did the last goal you ever scored (‘in overtime’) win the Leafs the cup?

No, I am not Barilko.

> [@Telperion](#):
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> IQ: Did Jesus appear to you in a vision to talk about his wounds?

I don’t know who you’re talking about. Ask a DQ.

( **astorian** also has a pending DQ.)

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/63 "2011-06-07T02:29:04Z")

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IQ: Did you play an Indiana teenager on a sitcom?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/64 "2011-06-07T02:40:18Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Did you play an Indiana teenager on a sitcom?

The only show I can think of is _Eerie, Indiana_. You get a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/65 "2011-06-07T02:42:40Z")

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Did you strike your superior officer?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/66 "2011-06-07T02:43:22Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Did you musically warn of dangerous traffic conditions down the road?

Boz Scaggs, who sang “Breakdown Dead Ahead.”

DQ: Have a musical career?

IQ: Are you the smartest white dog in Rhode Island?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/67 "2011-06-07T02:49:39Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> The only show I can think of is _Eerie, Indiana_. You get a DQ.

Valerie Bertinelli played Barbara Cooper on _One Day at a Time_, which was set in Indianapolis.

DQ: Are you best known as a writer?

IQ: Did you tell an injured girl “You can DO it!”?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/68 "2011-06-07T02:55:45Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQ: Have a musical career?

I am not a musician.

> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> DQ: Are you best known as a writer?

I am not a writer.

1. I am female.
2. I am not fictional.
3. I am American.
4. I am not an actress.
5. I am not a musician.
6. I am not a writer.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/69 "2011-06-07T03:00:49Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> Did you strike your superior officer?

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Are you the smartest white dog in Rhode Island?

> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Did you tell an injured girl “You can DO it!”?

I’m striking out tonight. DQs for you all.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/70 "2011-06-07T03:09:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by \*\*Le Ministre de l’au-delà \*\*  
> Did you strike your superior officer?

> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I’m striking out tonight. DQs for you all.

Then you’re not Billy Budd.

DQ: Were you born in the 20th century?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/71 "2011-06-07T03:21:21Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> Then you’re not Billy Budd.

:smack:

> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> DQ: Were you born in the 20th century?

Yes, I was born in the 20th Century.

1. I am female.
2. I am not fictional.
3. I am American.
4. I am not an actress.
5. I am not a musician.
6. I am not a writer.
7. I was born in the 20th Century.

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**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/72 "2011-06-07T03:38:57Z")

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IQ: Are you Agent XXX?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/73 "2011-06-07T03:43:06Z")

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> [@panamajack](#):
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> IQ: Are you Agent XXX?

No, I am not Barbara Bach.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/74 "2011-06-07T06:23:52Z")

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IQ: Did you start an international humanitarian organization?

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/75 "2011-06-07T11:32:55Z")

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IQ: Are you a HOF outfielder who played mostly for the Chicago Cubs?

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**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/76 "2011-06-07T11:38:17Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > IQ: Did Jesus appear to you in a vision to talk about his wounds?
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> I don’t know who you’re talking about. Ask a DQ.

Saint Bridget. Are you currently living?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/77 "2011-06-07T13:39:33Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> …IQ: Are you the smartest white dog in Rhode Island?

Brian Griffin from _Family Guy_.

DQ: Last name start with “B”?

IQ: Have you played a ruthless Federal prosecutor, a folk-music impresario and a computer genius?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/78 "2011-06-07T14:04:46Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> IQ: Did you start an international humanitarian organization?

No, I am not Clara Barton.

> [@divemaster](#):
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> IQ: Are you a HOF outfielder who played mostly for the Chicago Cubs?

No, I am not Billy Williams.

> [@Telperion](#):
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> Saint Bridget. Are you currently living?

No, I am dead.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Brian Griffin from _Family Guy_.
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> DQ: Last name start with “B”?
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> IQ: Have you played a ruthless Federal prosecutor, a folk-music impresario and a computer genius?

Sneaky! :mad:

My surname starts with ‘B’.

I just got out of bed. The only name that came to mind was Andy Griffith, who played folk-singer ‘Lonesome’ Rhodes. (I just watched _A Face In The Crowd_ the other day.) But obviously that’s wrong. Ask a DQ.

1. I am female.
2. I am not fictional.
3. I am American.
4. I am not an actress.
5. I am not a musician.
6. I am not a writer.
7. I was born in the 20th Century.
8. I am dead.
9. My surname starts with ‘B’.

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/79 "2011-06-07T14:13:45Z")

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IQ: Did you play many roles (often as a man) in Hong Kong martial arts/fantasy/swordplay films?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2011/584366/80 "2011-06-07T14:16:48Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> …DQ: Last name start with “B”?
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> IQ: Have you played a ruthless Federal prosecutor, a folk-music impresario and a computer genius?

Surname = last name. Got it. I always have to think about that.

Bob Balaban played a prosecutor in _Absence of Malice_, an impresario in _A Mighty Wind_, and a computer whiz in _2010_.

DQ: Alive in 1950?

IQ: Did a potential rival muse that it might be fun to travel around with you, making public appearances together?

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