# Botticelli - June 2013

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 1, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899 "2013-06-01T22:55:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/301 "2013-06-21T22:02:15Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> IQ2: Did John Cleese once refer to you as “the lost Python”?  
> IQ3: Did you serve two years in prison for insider trading?

Eddie Izzard and Ivan Boesky.

DQ: Involved in the arts, by the usual expansive definition?  
DQ: Did you die before 1900?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/302 "2013-06-21T22:06:40Z")

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Well done and congrats, **Ministre**!

From the previous round:

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you buried at sea from the deck of a guided missile cruiser?  
> Did your caregiver weep when you had to go away forever?  
> Is it said that you have a fist hiding in your beard?

> [@Enginerd](#):
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> Not Neil Armstrong or Chuck Norris. One more DQ…

Correct as to both. The second was Norbert the little dragon; Hagrid was very upset when he had to leave.

As to I:

IQs:

Were you the king of disaster movies?  
Depending on how your tale is told, were you either a teacher or a detective?  
Did you write about The Culture?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/303 "2013-06-21T22:24:16Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did you use the pen name “Paul French” for writing kids’ SF?  
> IQ2: Are you the US’s top-scoring fighter ace?  
> IQ3: Did Johnny Cash sing a song about you?

Not Isaac Asimov. I don’t know about the other two; it’s a bit of a moot point, though, as

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Were you the king of disaster movies?  
> Depending on how your tale is told, were you either a teacher or a detective?  
> Did you write about The Culture?

Not Irwin Allen nor Ichabod Crane. However, I am

Iain (M.) Banks, the Scottish author of both science fiction and literary fiction (as well as an outstanding guide to whisky throughout the regions where it is produced), who died of cancer two weeks ago at the tragically young age of 51.

Well done, **Elendil’s Heir**!!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/304 "2013-06-21T22:48:19Z")

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Tanya n’quel, Elendil’s Heir! If your choice is as tough as your IQs, we’re all in trouble!

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/305 "2013-06-21T22:50:21Z")

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Nice work, **EH**!

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/306 "2013-06-22T00:16:48Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did you use the pen name “Paul French” for writing kids’ SF?  
> IQ2: Are you the US’s top-scoring fighter ace?  
> IQ3: Did Johnny Cash sing a song about you?

> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> Not Isaac Asimov. I don’t know about the other two;

Richard Ira Bong, a P-38 pilot who shot down 40 Japanese planes during WW II.  
Ira Hayes, the man at extreme left in the famous picture of the Iwo Jima flag-raising (the one man who is no longer actually touching the flagpole).

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/307 "2013-06-22T01:42:19Z")

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Many thanks! A shot in the dark… glad I hit the mark.

I’ll start a new round tomorrow, most likely.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/308 "2013-06-22T18:41:13Z")

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I see it’s been awhile since our letter has been

S.

Have at it!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/309 "2013-06-22T18:58:22Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you one of the Fellowship of the Ring?
2. Were you Supergirl’s pet?
3. Did Alan Arkin play you in an eponymous movie about a man who is made to believe he’s a space alien?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/310 "2013-06-22T19:12:44Z")

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IQ1: Are you a composer from Honfleur?  
IQ2: Did you famously decline to teach composition to George Gershwin?  
IQ3: Are you a composer whose nickname could be translated as ‘Tubby’ or ‘Little Mushroom’?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/311 "2013-06-22T21:11:05Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you one of the Fellowship of the Ring?
> 2. Were you Supergirl’s pet?
> 3. Did Alan Arkin play you in an eponymous movie about a man who is made to believe he’s a space alien?

Not Samwise Gamgee, Superpup, or Simon. The second is a guess.

> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ1: Are you a composer from Honfleur?  
> IQ2: Did you famously decline to teach composition to George Gershwin?  
> IQ3: Are you a composer whose nickname could be translated as ‘Tubby’ or ‘Little Mushroom’?

Dunno the first; not Shostakovich or Sibelius? Both are guesses.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/312 "2013-06-22T21:17:01Z")

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IQ1. Did you kill a relative because he found a ring and wouldn’t give it to you for your birthday?  
IQ2: Were you an Army psychiatrist in Korea?  
IQ3: Were you a bonnie prince?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/313 "2013-06-22T23:37:20Z")

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Not Superpup, but Streaky the Super-Cat.

DQ: Real?

IQs:

1. Do you know…what evil…lurks…in the hearts of men?
2. Did you play a miniature conductor on Shining Time Station?
3. Was your entire life portrayed calendrically?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/314 "2013-06-23T00:50:06Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ1: Are you a composer from Honfleur?  
> IQ2: Did you famously decline to teach composition to George Gershwin?  
> IQ3: Are you a composer whose nickname could be translated as ‘Tubby’ or ‘Little Mushroom’?

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Dunno the first; not Shostakovich or Sibelius? Both are guesses.

1. Arguably Honfleur, Normandy’s most famous son, **Eric Satie** was born and grew up there. The Satie Museum is located there.

2. is **Igor Stravinsky**. During Gershwin’s time in Paris, he sought out many contemporary ‘classical’ composers, including Ravel, Stravinsky, Nadia Boulanger, Francis Poulenc. The story is told that Gershwin asked Stravinsky if he (Gershwin) could study composition with him. Stravinsky asked “Forgive me, Mr. Gershwin, but how much money do you make in a year?” When Gershwin told him that his Broadway shows were yielding him a six figure per year income, Stravinsky smiled ironically and said “Perhaps I would do better to study with you!”

3. is **Franz Schubert** , whose nickname was ‘Schwämmerl’, meaning ‘Little Mushroom’ and implying that he was short and fat. There was no need to imply it, dear old Schubert was short and fat…

DQ1: Male?  
DQ2: Is ‘S’ the initial letter of your last name?

I’ll reserve the last DQ until I find out if you are real or not…

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/315 "2013-06-23T20:33:19Z")

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Where does everybody disappear to on weekends??

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/316 "2013-06-23T20:36:57Z")

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In my case, family obligations and chores.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/317 "2013-06-24T02:37:25Z")

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Well, wake me up if anything happens…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/318 "2013-06-24T02:45:00Z")

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:: gently shakes **SCAdian** ::

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1. Did you kill a relative because he found a ring and wouldn’t give it to you for your birthday?  
> IQ2: Were you an Army psychiatrist in Korea?  
> IQ3: Were you a bonnie prince?

Not Smeagol, Dr. Sidney Steinberg or Charles Stuart of Scotland.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> …IQs:
> 
> 1. Do you know…what evil…lurks…in the hearts of men?
> 2. Did you play a miniature conductor on Shining Time Station?
> 3. Was your entire life portrayed calendrically?

Not The Shadow, Ringo Starr or… dunno the third.

S.

1. Real
2. Male
3. Last name begins with S

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/319 "2013-06-24T02:47:31Z")

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Last DQ from post #314: Are you alive?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2013/659899/320 "2013-06-24T04:03:15Z")

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S.

1. Real
2. Male
3. Last name begins with S
4. Dead

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