# Botticelli - June 2019

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 1, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880 "2019-06-01T15:59:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/1 "2019-06-01T15:59:55Z")

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I am N!  
Previous month’s thread [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=874957).

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/2 "2019-06-01T16:16:51Z")

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IQs:

Did JFK wish you a happy birthday just hours before he died?  
Were you a top general of George Washington’s?  
Were you the hero of _The Last of the Mohicans_?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/3 "2019-06-01T16:32:42Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did JFK wish you a happy birthday just hours before he died?  
> Were you a top general of George Washington’s?  
> Were you the hero of _The Last of the Mohicans_?

DQ.  
Not Nathaniel Greene.  
Not Natty Bumppo.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/4 "2019-06-01T22:58:06Z")

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Good one, SCA!

IQs:

1. Were you the front man for Herman & the Hermits?
2. Did you write the poem _Custard the Dragon_?
3. Were you an inspector’s daughter who was in love with a horse?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/5 "2019-06-02T00:28:58Z")

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IQ1: When you first met Buffalo Bill, did he point a gun at you and order you out of town?  
IQ2: Did you tell your wife you were divorcing her while she was in the hospital recovering from cancer surgery?  
IQ3: Did you and Henry Kissinger make the cover of Time together?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/6 "2019-06-02T01:18:39Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you the front man for Herman & the Hermits?
> 2. Did you write the poem _Custard the Dragon_?
> 3. Were you an inspector’s daughter who was in love with a horse?

Not Peter Noone.  
DQ.  
DQ.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/7 "2019-06-02T01:21:06Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: When you first met Buffalo Bill, did he point a gun at you and order you out of town?  
> IQ2: Did you tell your wife you were divorcing her while she was in the hospital recovering from cancer surgery?  
> IQ3: Did you and Henry Kissinger make the cover of Time together?

Not … Ned Buntline?  
DQ.  
Not … Richard Nixon?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/8 "2019-06-02T03:09:55Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did JFK wish you a happy birthday just hours before he died? - FDR’s first VP, John Nance Garner  
Were you a top general of George Washington’s? - Yes, Nathaniel Greene  
Were you the hero of _The Last of the Mohicans_? - Yes, Natty Bumppo

DQ:

Real?

IQs:

Were you the hero of the latest movie version of _The Last of the Mohicans_?  
Were you Ralph Kramden’s best pal?  
Is your brother a psychologist and your father an ex-cop?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/9 "2019-06-02T12:10:49Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you the hero of the latest movie version of _The Last of the Mohicans_?  
> Were you Ralph Kramden’s best pal?  
> Is your brother a psychologist and your father an ex-cop?

DQ. (They changed his name? :eek:)  
Not Ed Norton.  
DQ.  
N

1. Real

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/10 "2019-06-02T23:01:56Z")

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Congratulations, **SCAdian**!

Just for the sake of completeness, my the answers to my last set of IQs are:  
Q1: Were you a 16th c. philosopher, known for his essays? Michel de Montaigne.

IQ2: Were you a famous composer and pianist, whose catalog includes the immortal canto “Leck mich im Arsch” (“Lick Me In The Ass”)?. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, composer, pianist, child prodigy, and a man who dearly loved a fart joke.

IQ3: Are you a French-Canadian hockey player who made history when you donned goalie pads for the Atlanta Knights, a farm team for the NHL’s Tampa Bay Lightning, becoming the first woman to play professional hockey for a men’s league? - Manon Rheaume. I saw her play.

Now, on to N!  
IQ1: Were your _actual_ last words “A soldier must do his duty?”

IQ2: Are you an English ex-pat author, two of whose novels have been adapted into currently running series?

IQ3: Were you a Minneapolis-born singer with a royal name, known for your flamboyant costumes, musical brilliance, and overt sexuality?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/11 "2019-06-03T00:12:15Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Not Peter Noone.  
> DQ.  
> DQ.

Correct on 1.  
Ogden Nash was 2.  
Nelly Fenwick loved Dudley Do-right’s horse, Horse.

DQs:

1. Male?
2. Last name starts with N?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/12 "2019-06-03T01:41:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: When you first met Buffalo Bill, did he point a gun at you and order you out of town?  
> IQ2: Did you tell your wife you were divorcing her while she was in the hospital recovering from cancer surgery?  
> IQ3: Did you and Henry Kissinger make the cover of Time together?
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> Not … Ned Buntline?  
> DQ.  
> Not … Richard Nixon?

correct, Newt Gengrich, correct

DQ: Alive?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/13 "2019-06-03T01:45:09Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you the hero of the latest movie version of _The Last of the Mohicans_? - Yes, they changed it for the movie, to Nathaniel Poe  
Were you Ralph Kramden’s best pal? -Yes, Ed Norton  
Is your brother a psychologist and your father an ex-cop? -Dr. Niles Crane, on _Frasier_

DQs:

Born since 1950?  
American?

IQs:

Were you an officious bureaucrat on Deep Space Station K-7?  
Were you an armless witch in _Wicked_?  
Were you a longtime member of Spinal Tap?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/14 "2019-06-03T01:48:10Z")

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IQ1: Are you QB for the Philadelphia Eagles?  
IQ2: Are you head coach of da Bears? (Chicago)  
IQ3: Did you write Bug Jack Barron?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/15 "2019-06-03T12:28:17Z")

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Strange – I answered SMV’s IQs and the Prof’s DQs yesterday, but the post isn’t there now…

> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> IQ1: Were your _actual_ last words “A soldier must do his duty?”
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> IQ2: Are you an English ex-pat author, two of whose novels have been adapted into currently running series?
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> IQ3: Were you a Minneapolis-born singer with a royal name, known for your flamboyant costumes, musical brilliance, and overt sexuality?

Not … Nathan Hale?  
DQ.  
DQ.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you an officious bureaucrat on Deep Space Station K-7?  
> Were you an armless witch in _Wicked_?  
> Were you a longtime member of Spinal Tap?

Three DQs.

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Are you QB for the Philadelphia Eagles?  
> IQ2: Are you head coach of da Bears? (Chicago)  
> IQ3: Did you write Bug Jack Barron?

Three DQs.  
N

1. Real
2. Male
3. Last name does not start with N (though really it does)
4. Dead
5. Not born after 1950
6. Not American  
When I see one of EH’s “Born since 19xx?” questions my first thought is “I haven’t been born since 19xx, but I was born several times before that year.” 😃

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/16 "2019-06-03T12:44:45Z")

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IQs:

1. Do you habitually say “Pfui” when unhappy and “Satisfactory” when pleased?
2. Did you play Lois Lane on _The Adventures of Superman_?
3. Did you write the poem _The Highwayman_?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/17 "2019-06-03T14:47:30Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you an officious bureaucrat on Deep Space Station K-7? - Nilz Baris, on _ST:TOS_ “The Trouble with Tribbles”  
Were you an armless witch in _Wicked_? - Nessarose  
Were you a longtime member of Spinal Tap? - Nigel Tufnel

DQs:

European?  
Born after 1850?  
Political/military?

IQs:

Were you a noted Pan-African leader of the Sixties?  
Did you seize the Suez Canal and trigger a confrontation with the UK, France and Israel?  
Were you a self-proclaimed monarch who lived in San Francisco?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/18 "2019-06-03T15:01:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Are you QB for the Philadelphia Eagles?  
> IQ2: Are you head coach of da Bears? (Chicago)  
> IQ3: Did you write Bug Jack Barron?
> 
> Three DQs.

Nick Foles, Chuck Nagy, Norman Spinrad

holding 3 DQs

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/19 "2019-06-03T15:09:36Z")

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Previous IQs:

IQ1: Were your _actual_ last words “A soldier must do his duty?” - Correct, Nathan Hale.

IQ2: Are you an English ex-pat author, two of whose novels have been adapted into currently running series? - Neil Gaiman; Starz is showing “American Gods”, and Amazon Prime just released “Good Omens”, both based on Gaiman novels. My sig is a quote from _Good Omens_, which is why I deliberately left it off my last post.

IQ3: Were you a Minneapolis-born singer with a royal name, known for your flamboyant costumes, musical brilliance, and overt sexuality? - P. Rogers Nelson. Or, as most people knew him, Prince.  
New IQs:

IQ1: Did you write a young adult novel whose characters include Milo, Tock, the Humbug and Faintly Macabre, the Not-So-Wicked-Which?

IQ2: Were you an entomologist whose work with butterflies was sufficiently important to have an entire genus named after you, while at the same time pursuing a career as a novelist, one of whose works – a story of a young girl named Delores – was ranked as #4 on the Modern Library’s list of 100 greatest American novels?

IQ3: Did you once capture two enemy ships by boarding one, seizing it, then crossing its deck to board the vessel on the other side?

DQ1: European?

DQ2: Known for the arts?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/20 "2019-06-03T19:27:03Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Do you habitually say “Pfui” when unhappy and “Satisfactory” when pleased?
> 2. Did you play Lois Lane on _The Adventures of Superman_?
> 3. Did you write the poem _The Highwayman_?

Not Nero Wolfe.  
DQ.  
DQ.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Were you a noted Pan-African leader of the Sixties?  
> Did you seize the Suez Canal and trigger a confrontation with the UK, France and Israel?  
> Were you a self-proclaimed monarch who lived in San Francisco?

Not Nkrumah.  
Not Nasser.  
Not the Emperor Norton.

> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> New IQs:
> 
> IQ1: Did you write a young adult novel whose characters include Milo, Tock, the Humbug and Faintly Macabre, the Not-So-Wicked-Which?
> 
> IQ2: Were you an entomologist whose work with butterflies was sufficiently important to have an entire genus named after you, while at the same time pursuing a career as a novelist, one of whose works – a story of a young girl named Delores – was ranked as #4 on the Modern Library’s list of 100 greatest American novels?
> 
> IQ3: Did you once capture two enemy ships by boarding one, seizing it, then crossing its deck to board the vessel on the other side?

Not Norton Thephantomtollboothguy. 😃  
Not … Vladimir Nabokov?  
DQ.  
N

1. Real
2. Male
3. Last name does not start with N (though really it does)
4. Dead
5. Not born after 1950
6. Not American
7. Originally European
8. Born after 1850
9. Not political/military (but was a naval officer)
10. Known for the arts

> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> Or, as most people knew him, Prince.

Ah, yes – The artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince… 😃

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