# Botticelli - June 2019

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 1, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880 "2019-06-01T15:59:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/101 "2019-06-11T00:00:22Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/102 "2019-06-11T00:01:53Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> IQ1: Did your sometimes-vitriolic rivalry with fellow paleontologist Edward Drinker Cope lead to the two of you discovering and describing dozens of species of dinosaurs?
> 
> IQ2: Were you the fat, mustached half of a comedy duo that originated in vaudeville, but became famous through film?
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> IQ3: Are you the Earl of Airlie? (Surname sufficient.)

#2. I am not Oliver Hardy.  
Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/103 "2019-06-11T00:03:04Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you provide a voice in the cartoon version of _The Hobbit_ and have since become a Doper running gag?  
> Were you the boss of Mork from Ork?  
> Famous in your own right, were you related to Lincoln’s SECNAV?

#1. I am not Orson Bean.  
#2. I am not Orson.  
#3. I am not Orson Welles. Oh, wait… Gideon Welles? That’s not an O…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/104 "2019-06-11T02:54:13Z")

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Swept me! Orson Welles, a nonlinear descendant of Gideon Welles, is indeed the third Orson there.

IQs:

Do you live in a garbage can on Sesame Street?  
Was your request for more gruel cruelly denied?  
Did Jon Snow see you hanged for killing him?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/105 "2019-06-11T13:06:51Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Swept me! Orson Welles, a nonlinear descendant of Gideon Welles, is indeed the third Orson there.
> 
> IQs:
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> Do you live in a garbage can on Sesame Street?  
> Was your request for more gruel cruelly denied?  
> Did Jon Snow see you hanged for killing him?

1. I am not Oscar the Grouch.
2. I am not Oliver the Twist.  
Take a DQ for 3.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/106 "2019-06-11T16:13:07Z")

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IQ1: Did you direct _Natural Born Killers_?  
IQ2: Did you play Vulcan in _The Adventures of Baron Munchausen_?  
IQ3: Was your nickname “Old Ironsides”?

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/107 "2019-06-11T16:39:27Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> #2. I am not Oliver Hardy.  
> Take 2 DQs.

Correct on #2. The paleontologist was Othniel Charles Marsh, and the current Earl of Airlie is David Ogilvy. (Son of, incidentally, David Ogilvy, grandson of David Ogilvy, and great-grandson of David Ogilvy. Apparently, when they find a name they like, the Ogilvys stick with it.)  
IQ1: Were you a Civil War veteran who served as a justice on the Supreme Court, son of a noted poet of the same name?

IQ2: Did you hack into \*Pravda \* to change a headline to “Gorbachev sings tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!”, causing Casper Weinberger to look “noticeably shaken”?

IQ3: Did you write a series of novels – in truth, one long novel, broken up into many – about a English sea captain and his closest friend, an Irish-Catalan physician and spy?

DQ1: American?

DQ2: Born after 1925?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/108 "2019-06-11T18:42:42Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Did you direct _Natural Born Killers_?  
> IQ2: Did you play Vulcan in _The Adventures of Baron Munchausen_?  
> IQ3: Was your nickname “Old Ironsides”?

Take a DQ for #1.  
I am not Oliver Reed.  
#3. I’m aware of the USS Constitution being called that. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/109 "2019-06-11T18:43:46Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> IQ1: Were you a Civil War veteran who served as a justice on the Supreme Court, son of a noted poet of the same name?
> 
> IQ2: Did you hack into \*Pravda \* to change a headline to “Gorbachev sings tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!”, causing Casper Weinberger to look “noticeably shaken”?
> 
> IQ3: Did you write a series of novels – in truth, one long novel, broken up into many – about a English sea captain and his closest friend, an Irish-Catalan physician and spy?

#1. I am not Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.  
#2. I am not Opus.  
Take a DQ for #3.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/110 "2019-06-11T18:44:46Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Not American
4. Born before 1925

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/111 "2019-06-11T20:27:06Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> #1. I am not Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.  
> #2. I am not Opus.  
> Take a DQ for #3.

Two DQs, I’m afraid; you were correct on Oliver Wendell Holmes, but #2 was a different _Bloom County_ character - Oliver Wendell Jones. #3 was Patrick O’Brian, whose Aubrey-Maturin novels I can recommend unhesitatingly.

IQ1: Did you claim that God told you you’d die if you couldn’t raise $8,000,000.00 by the end of the month?

IQ2: Were you a Cy Young-, NLCS-, and World Series MVP-winning pitcher with the Dodgers, who joked that if you were a wrestler, your persona would be “The Mad Librarian”?

IQ3: Were you a sober bicycle manufacturer from Dayton, Ohio, who achieved fame in the Outer Banks of North Carolina?

DQ1: British?

DQ2: Known for the arts?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/112 "2019-06-11T20:46:37Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Not American
4. Born before 1925
5. Not British
6. Not known for the Arts

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/113 "2019-06-11T20:47:53Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> Two DQs, I’m afraid; you were correct on Oliver Wendell Holmes, but #2 was a different _Bloom County_ character - Oliver Wendell Jones. #3 was Patrick O’Brian, whose Aubrey-Maturin novels I can recommend unhesitatingly.
> 
> IQ1: Did you claim that God told you you’d die if you couldn’t raise $8,000,000.00 by the end of the month?
> 
> IQ2: Were you a Cy Young-, NLCS-, and World Series MVP-winning pitcher with the Dodgers, who joked that if you were a wrestler, your persona would be “The Mad Librarian”?
> 
> IQ3: Were you a sober bicycle manufacturer from Dayton, Ohio, who achieved fame in the Outer Banks of North Carolina?

Good choice on the O.W. Jones question. I confess I stopped thinking when I got to Opus.

1. I am not Oral Roberts.
2. Take a DQ.
3. I am not Orville Wright.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/114 "2019-06-12T04:03:06Z")

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Previous IQs:

Do you live in a garbage can on Sesame Street? - Yes, Oscar the Grouch  
Was your request for more gruel cruelly denied? - Yes, Oliver Twist  
Did Jon Snow see you hanged for killing him? - Ollivar, who had also killed Snow’s true love Ygritte with arrows

DQ:

European?

IQs:

Were you an Old Testament figure known for spilling his seed?  
Were you the nude _MPFC_ organist?  
Were you Ike’s sole female Cabinet appointee?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/115 "2019-06-12T12:10:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Did you direct Natural Born Killers?  
> IQ2: Did you play Vulcan in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen?  
> IQ3: Was your nickname “Old Ironsides”?
> 
> Take a DQ for #1.  
> I am not Oliver Reed.  
> #3. I’m aware of the USS Constitution being called that. Take a DQ.

Oliver Stone, correct, Oliver Cromwell, scourge of Ireland

Oliver x 3!

DQ: Alive?  
DQ: Known for a business or product?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/116 "2019-06-12T14:36:34Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Not American
4. Born before 1925
5. Not British
6. Not known for the Arts
7. European
8. Dead
9. Not known for a business or product

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/117 "2019-06-12T14:37:36Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Were you an Old Testament figure known for spilling his seed?  
> Were you the nude _MPFC_ organist?  
> Were you Ike’s sole female Cabinet appointee?

1. I am not Onan.  
Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/118 "2019-06-12T16:06:28Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Good choice on the O.W. Jones question. I confess I stopped thinking when I got to Opus.
> 
> 1. I am not Oral Roberts.
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. I am not Orville Wright.

I :smack:-ed myself when I read your response; Opus didn’t even occur to me. Sheesh. But, correct on Oral Roberts and Orville Wright. The Dodgers pitcher was Orel Hershisher.  
DQ1: Known for politics?  
IQ1: Are you the English singer-songwriter of “She Cries Your Name” and “Stolen Car”, known for mixing elements of folk and electronica?

IQ2: Were you a Dutch astronomer, who lent his name to the source of astronomical phenomena that are of periodic (heh) interest?

IQ3: Were you the founder of a debtor’s colony whose original bylaws prohibited Roman Catholics, slavery, liquor, and lawyers?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/119 "2019-06-12T16:20:51Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Not American
4. Born before 1925
5. Not British
6. Not known for the Arts
7. European
8. Dead
9. Not known for a business or product
10. Not known for politics

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2019/834880/120 "2019-06-12T16:22:07Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> IQ1: Are you the English singer-songwriter of “She Cries Your Name” and “Stolen Car”, known for mixing elements of folk and electronica?
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> IQ2: Were you a Dutch astronomer, who lent his name to the source of astronomical phenomena that are of periodic (heh) interest?
> 
> IQ3: Were you the founder of a debtor’s colony whose original bylaws prohibited Roman Catholics, slavery, liquor, and lawyers?

#3. I am not James Oglethorpe.  
Take 2 DQs.

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