# Botticelli - June 2021

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 1, 2021, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330 "2021-06-01T03:59:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/41 "2021-06-02T17:02:51Z")

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Good job, **DLR**!

Previous IQs:

Were you a noted member of the Spanish Inquisition? - Cardinal Ximenez  
Did you head a school for unusual children in upstate New York? - Prof. Charles Xavier  
Were you the U.S. Marine Corps commandant in the 1980s? - Paul X. Kelley

Right, then. On to J!

IQs:

Did William Styron write, 30-some years later, about how much he enjoyed smoking cigars with you?  
Were you that person’s spouse?  
Were you that person’s son?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/42 "2021-06-02T17:06:31Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you portray Catwoman?
2. Did you receive your most recent Emmy nomination in 2019 for your role in a Ryan Murphy show?
3. Is his name my name, too?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/43 "2021-06-02T17:11:09Z")

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IQs:

1. Would you gladly pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today?
2. On the highly acclaimed 1950’s all-leather BBC radio series _The Goon Show_ did you regularly report when someone had fallen in the wa-ter?
3. Did you star in _Cinderfella_?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/44 "2021-06-02T17:17:04Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did William Styron write, 30-some years later, about how much he enjoyed smoking cigars with you?  
> Were you that person’s spouse?  
> Were you that person’s son?

Respectively:  
I am not John F. Kennedy.  
I am not Jacqueline Kennedy.  
I am not John F. Kennedy, Jr.

> [@MissTake](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you portray Catwoman?
> 2. Did you receive your most recent Emmy nomination in 2019 for your role in a Ryan Murphy show?
> 3. Is his name my name, too?

1. I am not Julie Newmar.  
2. I am not Jessica Lange?  
3. I am not John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Would you gladly pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today?
> 2. On the highly acclaimed 1950’s all-leather BBC radio series _The Goon Show_ did you regularly report when someone had fallen in the wa-ter?
> 3. Did you star in _Cinderfella_?

1. I am not J. Wellington Wimpy.  
2. Take a DQ. James Moriarty?  
3. I am not Jerry Lewis.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/45 "2021-06-02T17:33:00Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > IQs:
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> > > 1. Would you gladly pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today?
> > > 2. On the highly acclaimed 1950’s all-leather BBC radio series _The Goon Show_ did you regularly report when someone had fallen in the wa-ter?
> > > 3. Did you star in _Cinderfella_ ?
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> 1. I am not J. Wellington Wimpy.
> 2. Take a DQ. James Moriarty?
> 3. I am not Jerry Lewis.

Correct on Wimpy.  
Not Count Jim “Eraserneck” Moriarty, but Little Jim.  
Correct on Jerry.

DQ: Real?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/46 "2021-06-02T17:33:32Z")

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Swept me!

IQs:

Were you Lincoln’s senior White House aide?  
Were you another one?  
Does a painting of you in colorful robes hang in the U.S. Supreme Court building?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/47 "2021-06-02T17:36:50Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you write the hymn _Christ the Lord is risen today_?
2. Did you write the Gregor Demarkian series of detective stories?
3. Did you have a hit with the song _Diamonds and Rust_?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/48 "2021-06-02T18:02:46Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you Lincoln’s senior White House aide?  
> Were you another one?  
> Does a painting of you in colorful robes hang in the U.S. Supreme Court building?

Respectively:  
Take a DQ.  
Take a DQ.  
I am not Justice?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you write the hymn _Christ the Lord is risen today_?
> 2. Did you write the Gregor Demarkian series of detective stories?
> 3. Did you have a hit with the song _Diamonds and Rust_?

Take 3 DQs.

1. real

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/49 "2021-06-02T18:39:53Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you write the hymn _Christ the Lord is risen today_ ?
> 2. Did you write the Gregor Demarkian series of detective stories?
> 3. Did you have a hit with the song _Diamonds and Rust_ ?

#1 was John Wesley.  
#2 was Jane Haddam.  
#3 was Joan Baez.

DQs:

1. Male?
2. American?
3. Living?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/50 "2021-06-02T18:49:17Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you Lincoln’s senior White House aide? - John Nicolay  
Were you another one? - John Hay  
Does a painting of you in colorful robes hang in the U.S. Supreme Court building? - This dude (and I have stood in front of this very painting: [John Jay - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Jay#/media/File:Gilbert_Stuart,_John_Jay,_1794,_NGA_75023.jpg))

John x3!

DQs:

First name start with J?  
Political/military?

One DQ reserved.

IQs:

Did Elizabeth Banks play your secretary?  
Were you taken in by the Red-Headed League?  
Were you cloned from a slain President who sounded an awful lot like, but was never actually named as, JFK?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/51 "2021-06-02T21:45:23Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did Elizabeth Banks play your secretary?  
> Were you taken in by the Red-Headed League?  
> Were you cloned from a slain President who sounded an awful lot like, but was never actually named as, JFK?

Respectively:  
I am not J. Jonah Jameson.  
I am not Jabez Stone.  
I am not Joshua Kellogg.

DQs:  
1. real  
2. male  
3. American  
4. living  
5. first name starts with J  
6. political/military

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/52 "2021-06-03T13:09:48Z")

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Correct on the first and third, but the second was Jabez Wilson.

DQ:

Best known for politics?

IQs:

A fictional bad guy, did you and your brother have the same first name?  
Were you the first SECDEF in the Trump Cabinet?  
Did Records Officer Finney hate you?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/53 "2021-06-03T13:39:48Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you serve as translator to the U.S. Ambassador to Russia while a teenager?
2. Did you write _Born Free_?
3. Were you an American painter whose work inspired the Pop Art movement?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/54 "2021-06-03T14:24:31Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> A fictional bad guy, did you and your brother have the same first name?  
> Were you the first SECDEF in the Trump Cabinet?  
> Did Records Officer Finney hate you?

Respectively:  
I am not James Moriarty.  
I am not James Mattis.  
I am not J. Tiberius Kirk.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you serve as translator to the U.S. Ambassador to Russia while a teenager?
> 2. Did you write _Born Free_?
> 3. Were you an American painter whose work inspired the Pop Art movement?

1. Take a DQ.  
2. I am not John Barry.  
3. I am not Jasper Johns.

DQs:  
1. real  
2. male  
3. American  
4. living  
5. first name starts with J  
6. political/military  
7. best known for politics

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/55 "2021-06-03T14:31:16Z")

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Swept me! James x3.

IQs:

Were you a longtime Republican senator from Alabama?  
Are you the second Catholic man elected President of the United States?  
Are you his wife?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/56 "2021-06-03T15:30:17Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > IQs:
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> > > 1. Did you serve as translator to the U.S. Ambassador to Russia while a teenager?
> > > 2. Did you write _Born Free_ ?
> > > 3. Were you an American painter whose work inspired the Pop Art movement?
> 
> 1. Take a DQ.
> 2. I am not John Barry.
> 3. I am not Jasper Johns.

#1 was John Quincy Adams.  
#2 was Joy Adamson.  
Correct on Jasper.

DQs:

1. Born before 1960?
2. Federal office holder?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/57 "2021-06-03T15:35:35Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Were you a longtime Republican senator from Alabama?  
> Are you the second Catholic man elected President of the United States?  
> Are you his wife?

I am not Jeff Sessions, but I am indeed Joe Biden! (I’m also not Dr. Jill Biden.)

Next game goes to Elendil’s Heir.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/58 "2021-06-03T15:45:21Z")

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Good one, EH!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/59 "2021-06-03T15:53:52Z")

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Thanks, **DLR**! Haven’t had a President as a Botticelli subject in quite awhile - and the incumbent, I think, never. I was thinking of Jeremiah Denton for the senator from Alabama, but Jefferson Beauregard Sessions works, too.

For our next letter let’s go with

# L

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2021/943330/60 "2021-06-03T16:01:07Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you the title character in a book by Vladimir Nabokov?
2. Did you do the farm reports on _WKRP in Cincinnati_?
3. Did you create a collection of puzzles over a hundred years ago that is still in print today?

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