# Botticelli June 2023

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 1, 2023, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875 "2023-06-01T14:47:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/61 "2023-06-09T17:23:33Z")

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Thank you! I am certain in the miserable annals of the earth I will be duly enshrined.

Next up:

# H!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/62 "2023-06-09T17:30:36Z")

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Ah, good one! Just remember: wherever you go… there you are.

On to H.

IQs:

Were you Lincoln’s first VP?  
A rascal and not a Starfleet officer, did you appear in two different _ST:TOS_ episodes?  
Were you the top Nazi in the dock at the Nuremberg trials?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/63 "2023-06-09T19:11:43Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you Lincoln’s first VP?  
> A rascal and not a Starfleet officer, did you appear in two different _ST:TOS_ episodes?  
> Were you the top Nazi in the dock at the Nuremberg trials?

I am not Hannibal Hamlin.  
I am not Harcourt Fenton Mudd.  
I am not Himmler.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/64 "2023-06-09T19:35:35Z")

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Yes, yes, and Hermann Goering (Himmler committed suicide in British Army custody earlier).

DQ:

Male?

IQs:

Were you “the butcher of Prague”?  
Did Judi Dench play you in _All Is True_?  
Were FDR’s cadaverous longtime aide?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/65 "2023-06-09T19:44:49Z")

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DQ:

1. Female

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/66 "2023-06-09T19:45:28Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you “the butcher of Prague”?  
> Did Judi Dench play you in _All Is True_?  
> Were FDR’s cadaverous longtime aide?

#3 I am not Harry Hopkins.

Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/67 "2023-06-09T21:57:36Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you “the butcher of Prague”? - Top SS official Reinhard Heydrich  
Did Judi Dench play you in _All Is True_? - Shakespeare’s wife, Anne Hathaway (very good movie BTW)  
Were FDR’s cadaverous longtime aide? - Yes, Harry Hopkins

DQs:

Real?  
American?

IQs:

Were you the best-known artillery captain of WWI?  
Were you the one person at your very expensive Manhattan birthday party who had a different hat from everyone else?  
Did you see a rough cut and comment publicly on Jerry Lewis’s never-released Holocaust “comedy”?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/68 "2023-06-09T21:58:33Z")

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DQs:

1. Female
2. Real
3. American

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/69 "2023-06-09T21:59:40Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you the best-known artillery captain of WWI?  
> Were you the one person at your very expensive Manhattan birthday party who had a different hat from everyone else?  
> Did you see a rough cut and comment publicly on Jerry Lewis’s never-released Holocaust “comedy”?

#2. I am not Hedda Hopper (?)  
Take at least 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/70 "2023-06-10T02:50:55Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you the best-known artillery captain of WWI? - Harry Truman  
Were you the one person at your very expensive Manhattan birthday party who had a different hat from everyone else? - Not Hedda Hopper, but Harry Helmsley, husband of Leona; everyone else’s hat read “I’m just wild about Harry,” while his read, “I’m Harry”  
Did you see a rough cut and comment publicly on Jerry Lewis’s never-released Holocaust "comedy”? - Harry Shearer re: _The Day the Clown Cried_

Harry x3!

DQs:

Living?  
Last name start with H?

IQs:

Did Norbert set your beard afire?  
Was your research for _The Dark Side of Camelot_ questioned?  
Did you play a doomed gangster in _The Long Good Friday_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/71 "2023-06-10T11:22:17Z")

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DQs:

1. Female
2. Real
3. American
4. Living
5. Last name starts with H

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/72 "2023-06-10T11:22:47Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did Norbert set your beard afire?  
> Was your research for _The Dark Side of Camelot_ questioned?  
> Did you play a doomed gangster in _The Long Good Friday_?

1. I am not Hagrid.  
Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/73 "2023-06-10T15:58:41Z")

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Taking advantage of the lull in your conversation:

IQ1: Were you a 19th-century California newspaperman and writer?  
IQ2: Were you and your cartoon pals the biggest show around?  
IQ3: Were you a fictional surgeon who died in a plane crash?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/74 "2023-06-10T18:26:24Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Q1: Were you a 19th-century California newspaperman and writer?  
> IQ2: Were you and your cartoon pals the biggest show around?  
> IQ3: Were you a fictional surgeon who died in a plane crash?

1. I am not Hearst.
2. I am not Huckleberry Hound.
3. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/75 "2023-06-10T18:52:12Z")

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Congratulations, Prof! I would never have gotten that.

IQs:

1. Were you suspected, but ultimately aquitted, of murdering your royal wife’s previous husband?

2. Are you the first actress to win an Oscar, BAFTA, and Golden Globe for the same performance?

3. Were you an actress known for your clipped mid-Atlantic accent, red hair, and imperious manner?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/76 "2023-06-10T19:47:32Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > [@SCAdian](#):
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> > Q1: Were you a 19th-century California newspaperman and writer?  
> > IQ2: Were you and your cartoon pals the biggest show around?  
> > IQ3: Were you a fictional surgeon who died in a plane crash?
> 
> 1. I am not Hearst.
> 2. I am not Huckleberry Hound.
> 3. Take a DQ.

acceptable  
correct  
Henry Blake (_M\*A\*S\*H_)

DQ: Born after 1975?

IQ1: You are not a member of the Hearst family. Were you a 19th-century California newspaperman and writer?  
IQ2: Were you the best-known member of the Barca family?  
IQ3: Were you the best-known member of the SLA?

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/77 "2023-06-10T22:08:27Z")

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Congratz Professor.

DQ

1. Did your ability to hear a microscopic voice no one else could, lead to your story being co-opted by the right to life movement.
2. are you a dog who’s quicker than a human eye?
3. Do you sell bands?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/78 "2023-06-10T23:59:12Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did Norbert set your beard afire? - Yes, Hagrid, in the _Harry Potter_ tales  
Was your research for _The Dark Side of Camelot_ questioned? - Seymour Hersh  
Did you play a doomed gangster in _The Long Good Friday_? - Bob Hoskins

DQs:

Political/military?  
Considered a beauty?

IQs:

A young woman, are you a former Trump White House aide?  
Did you costar on _The Mary Tyler Moore Show_?  
Did you costar on the TV series of _Logan’s Run_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2023, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/79 "2023-06-11T00:21:30Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you suspected, but ultimately aquitted, of murdering your royal wife’s previous husband?
> 2. Are you the first actress to win an Oscar, BAFTA, and Golden Globe for the same performance?
> 3. Were you an actress known for your clipped mid-Atlantic accent, red hair, and imperious manner?

#1. Take a DQ.  
#2. I am not Helen Hayes (??)  
#3. I am not Katherine Hepburn.

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: You are not a member of the Hearst family. Were you a 19th-century California newspaperman and writer?  
> IQ2: Were you the best-known member of the Barca family?  
> IQ3: Were you the best-known member of the SLA?

#1. I am not Horace Greeley.  
#2. Take a DQ.  
#3. I am not Patty Hearst.

> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> DQ
> 
> 1. Did your ability to hear a microscopic voice no one else could, lead to your story being co-opted by the right to life movement.
> 2. are you a dog who’s quicker than a human eye?
> 3. Do you sell bands?

1. I am not Horton the Elephant.
2. I am not Hong Kong Fooey (??)
3. I am not Prof. Harold Hill.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> A young woman, are you a former Trump White House aide?  
> Did you costar on _The Mary Tyler Moore Show_?  
> Did you costar on the TV series of _Logan’s Run_?

1. I am not Hope Hicks.
2. I am not Valerie Harper.
3. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2023, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2023/984875/80 "2023-06-11T00:23:03Z")

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DQs:

1. Female
2. Real
3. American
4. Living
5. Last name starts with H
6. Born before 1975.
7. Political/military
8. Not considered a beauty, but not bad looking either.

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