# Botticelli - June 2024

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 30, 2024, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278 "2024-05-30T15:51:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/121 "2024-06-16T16:12:56Z")

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Soccer, eh? And it’s neither Pele nor Beckham, so I’m lost.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/122 "2024-06-16T18:38:52Z")

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Yeah, I’m not that big on soccer, either.

Previous IQs:

Was perhaps your best-known character nicknamed “Ser Friendzone” by fans? - Iain Glenn played Ser Jorah Mormont on _Game of Thrones,_ loving but not loved by (at least, not in that way) his Khaleesi  
Did you write _The End_, about the last year of the Third Reich? - not David Irving, but Ian Kershaw (good book, too, BTW)  
Did you officiate at Sir Patrick’s Stewart’s most recent wedding? - Sir Ian McKellen

Iain/Ian x3!

DQ:

Goalie?

I yield my remaining DQ to whoever would like to ask it.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/123 "2024-06-16T19:08:25Z")

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# I

1. Real.
2. First name starts with I.
3. Male.
4. Not known for the arts.
5. Not American.
6. Not known for politics.
7. European.
8. Living.
9. Not known for business.
10. Not known for a crime or crimes.
11. Born after 1970.
12. Not from the British Isles.
13. Born west of Vienna.
14. Born south of Vienna.
15. Born before 1990.
16. Known for sports.
17. Not known for the Olympics.
18. Known for a team sport.
19. Known for soccer.
20. Definitely not known as a big scorer.
21. Last name starts with A-M.
22. Not Italian.
23. Goalkeeper.

I may have misread the room on the degree of celebrity involved.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/124 "2024-06-17T02:15:47Z")

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Well, you definitely got me stumped; I know more about the highly-acclaimed, all-fiberglass, pistachio-scented 1950s BBC radio show _The Goon Show_\*, than I do about soccer.

\*Thanks to @Prof.Pepperwinkle.

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/125 "2024-06-17T05:04:25Z")

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Oh, dear. Soccer. I’m not a soccer fan.

Is it Lionel Issem?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/126 "2024-06-17T06:53:22Z")

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I’m afraid it is not Lionel Issem, nor is it Marco Izzaretam or Diego Issor.

Questions of the form “Are you ?” may be asked until midnight EDT tomirrow.

It would be interesing to see if anyone in the Euro 2024 thread would get this question.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/127 "2024-06-17T13:31:34Z")

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Are you Iama Soccerplayer? 🤣

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/128 "2024-06-18T06:37:42Z")

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The deadline has passed. I am

# Iker Casillas

Real Madrid and Spain goalkeeper, captain of two straight Euro title teams (2008 & 2012) as well as the 2010 World Cup champions; in club soccer, winner of five La Liga titles and three Champions League titles.

So… too obscure? Or time to take another crack at it?

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/129 "2024-06-18T11:28:47Z")

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Literally the only entities I’ve heard of in that statement are “Real Madrid” and “Spain”. But I’m not a soccer fan, so maybe that’s equivalent to a European not knowing Peyton Manning.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/130 "2024-06-18T13:59:30Z")

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My son-in-law follows soccer and assures me he’s a very big deal indeed. I haven’t heard of him myself.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/131 "2024-06-18T16:47:56Z")

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Nor have I.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/132 "2024-06-19T22:21:11Z")

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@kitap needs to weigh in. Otherwise it goes back to Elendil’s Heir.

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/133 "2024-06-20T04:58:34Z")

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Haven’t heard of him.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/134 "2024-06-20T13:58:22Z")

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It goes back to Arwen’s Boytoy, then.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/135 "2024-06-22T01:41:00Z")

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LOL. Right, then. Our next letter will be

# A

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/136 "2024-06-22T02:49:52Z")

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1. Did you write, among other books, **The Classics Reclassified**?
2. On **Supernatural** were you Dean Winchester’s main torturer in Hell?
3. Are you the main character of the book **This Time of Darkness**?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/137 "2024-06-22T06:03:28Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you found the Illuminati?
2. Did you resign your U.S. House seat due to a sexting scandal?
3. Were you Cameron Crowe’s sister-in-law from 1986 to 2010?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/138 "2024-06-22T14:49:31Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
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> 1. Did you write, among other books, **The Classics Reclassified**?
> 2. On **Supernatural** were you Dean Winchester’s main torturer in Hell?
> 3. Are you the main character of the book **This Time of Darkness**?

Not Isaac Asimov, not Alastor and dunno.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/139 "2024-06-22T14:51:18Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you found the Illuminati?
> 2. Did you resign your U.S. House seat due to a sexting scandal?
> 3. Were you Cameron Crowe’s sister-in-law from 1986 to 2010?

Dunno, not Anthony Weiner (ptui) and not Anna Kendrick.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-june-2024/1002278/140 "2024-06-22T14:53:48Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> > [@SunUp](#):
> >
> > 1. Did you found the Illuminati?
> > 2. Did you resign your U.S. House seat due to a sexting scandal?
> > 3. Were you Cameron Crowe’s sister-in-law from 1986 to 2010?
> 
> Dunno, not Anthony Weiner (ptui) and not Anna Kendrick.

#1 was Adam Weishapt, correct on #2, and #3 was Ann Wilson of Heart.

A.W. x 3!

DQs:

Real?  
Female?

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