# Botticelli - March 2015

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 1, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955 "2015-03-01T21:49:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/321 "2015-03-18T19:26:11Z")

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Me again? Seems like only yesterday… wait, it WAS.

Okay, the new letter is K

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/322 "2015-03-18T20:24:01Z")

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IQ1: Are you an Inhuman who hangs around with Gorgon and Triton?  
IQ2: Were you originally Fox Mulder’s partner who went rogue and frequently reappeared to bedevil Mulder again?  
IQ3: Did you portray Jenna Maroney on _30 Rock_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/323 "2015-03-18T20:26:43Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you write a number of hit songs with Gerry Goffin?
2. Are you the author of the book of _Ecclesiastes_?
3. Were you a noted speaker of the day: a pacifist, an opponent of Woodrow Wilson and a radical socialist?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/324 "2015-03-18T20:27:17Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Are you an Inhuman who hangs around with Gorgon and Triton?  
> IQ2: Were you originally Fox Mulder’s partner who went rogue and frequently reappeared to bedevil Mulder again?  
> IQ3: Did you portray Jenna Maroney on _30 Rock_?

Not Jane Krakowski.

Take two DQs for the others.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/325 "2015-03-18T20:33:30Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you write a number of hit songs with Gerry Goffin?
> 2. Are you the author of the book of _Ecclesiastes_?
> 3. Were you a noted speaker of the day: a pacifist, an opponent of Woodrow Wilson and a radical socialist?

Not Carole King, King Solomon, or…  
Take a DQ

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/326 "2015-03-18T20:55:40Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you write a number of hit songs with Gerry Goffin?
> 2. Are you the author of the book of _Ecclesiastes_?
> 3. Were you a noted speaker of the day: a pacifist, an opponent of Woodrow Wilson and a radical socialist?

> [@astorian](#):
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> Not Carole King, King Solomon, or…
> 
> Take a DQ

Correct on Carole King.  
Correct on King Solomon. I didn’t think about the title. The author of the book of Ecclesiastes identifies himself as Koheleth, but nearly everyone associates him with Solomon.  
#3 was Helen Keller.

DQ: Real?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/327 "2015-03-18T20:59:06Z")

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IQs:

1. Is your birthday celebrated in Hawaii on June 11th?
2. Were you aka the Shadow?
3. Did you write the _Barrack-Room Ballads_?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/328 "2015-03-18T21:49:52Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Is your birthday celebrated in Hawaii on June 11th?
> 2. Were you aka the Shadow?
> 3. Did you write the _Barrack-Room Ballads_?

Not King Kamehameha or Rudyard Kipling

Not… Lamont Kranston (I always figured it started with C)?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/329 "2015-03-18T21:54:11Z")

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# SUMMARY

1. Real person

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/330 "2015-03-18T22:49:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Is your birthday celebrated in Hawaii on June 11th?
> 2. Were you aka the Shadow?
> 3. Did you write the Barrack-Room Ballads?
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> Not King Kamehameha or Rudyard Kipling
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> Not… Lamont Kranston (I always figured it started with C)?

Correct on #1 and #3. Lamont Cranston was a multimillionaire playboy who let the Shadow use his identity. In actuality the Shadow was Kent Allard (or was he?).

DQ: Male?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/331 "2015-03-18T22:50:04Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you a Pole who is considered one of the greatest English-language novelists?

Joseph Conrad.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/332 "2015-03-18T22:51:23Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you write the Nancy Drew mysteries?
2. Were you felled by beauty?
3. Were you a green-skinned foe of Superboy?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/333 "2015-03-19T00:49:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Are you an Inhuman who hangs around with Gorgon and Triton?  
> IQ2: Were you originally Fox Mulder’s partner who went rogue and frequently reappeared to bedevil Mulder again?  
> IQ3: Did you portray Jenna Maroney on 30 Rock?
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> Not Jane Krakowski.
> 
> Take two DQs for the others.

Karnak, Alex Krycek, correct

DQ: American?  
DQ: Alive?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/334 "2015-03-19T01:08:41Z")

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IQ1: Did you have a “Kollege of Musical Knowledge?”  
IQ2: Did Jackie Mason provide the voice of your father on _The Simpsons_?  
IQ3: Did you win an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for your role in _A Fish Called Wanda_?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/335 "2015-03-19T03:59:11Z")

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I loved _Twin Peaks_! (The first season, anyway). Good job, **astorian**.

On to K…

IQs:

Did you answer a phone you didn’t even know was there before?  
Did a military officer pose beside your bed when you weren’t in it yet?  
Did your son have his hands in his pockets when you were sworn in?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/336 "2015-03-19T14:51:24Z")

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# SUMMARY

1. Real person
2. Male
3. American
4. Dead

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/337 "2015-03-19T14:52:44Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you write the Nancy Drew mysteries?
> 2. Were you felled by beauty?
> 3. Were you a green-skinned foe of Superboy?

Not Caroline Keene, King Kong, or…

Take a DQ

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/338 "2015-03-19T14:53:46Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Did you have a “Kollege of Musical Knowledge?”  
> IQ2: Did Jackie Mason provide the voice of your father on _The Simpsons_?  
> IQ3: Did you win an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for your role in _A Fish Called Wanda_?

Not Kay Kaiser, not Krusty the Klown, not Kevin Kline

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/339 "2015-03-19T14:57:00Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you answer a phone you didn’t even know was there before?  
> Did a military officer pose beside your bed when you weren’t in it yet?  
> Did your son have his hands in his pockets when you were sworn in?

I’ll guess John Kennedy for #3.

If that’s right, you get 2 DQs. If it’s wrong, you get 3.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/340 "2015-03-19T15:07:29Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did you answer a phone you didn’t even know was there before? - This was JFK, in a story later told by Ted Sorensen, who was with him at the time. The phone was in a hidden White House bedroom alcove; the President, bemused, answered it and then assured the skeptical caller that she had not, in fact, reached a local veterinary clinic.  
Did a military officer pose beside your bed when you weren’t in it yet? - This was Jackie Kennedy. A special temporary clinic was set up for the pregnant First Lady in 1963 on a military base near Hyannisport; JFK was not pleased by all the publicity.  
Did your son have his hands in his pockets when you were sworn in? - Caroline Kennedy, when she became U.S. ambassador to Japan: [http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/131112185054-caroline-kennedy-sworn-in-story-top.jpg](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/131112185054-caroline-kennedy-sworn-in-story-top.jpg)

I’ll take two DQs.

DQs:

Last name start with K?  
Born since 1900?

IQs:

Were you the bad guy in the movie _Breaker Morant_?  
Did Bob Hoskins play you in _Enemy at the Gates_?  
Did your errors lead to the death of you, your wife and your sister-in-law?

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