# Botticelli - March 2015

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 1, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955 "2015-03-01T21:49:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 21

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/401 "2015-03-22T16:51:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Do you play drums for The Maniaks, DC’s parody of The Monkees?  
> IQ2: Are you one of the Three Dimwits, whom the Flash frequently foiled?  
> IQ3: Are you a.k.a. Richard Grey Jr, the first Black Condor?
> 
> Take DQs for #1 and #3. I am not Winky.

Byron “Pack Rat” Williams, Tom Wright

holding 4 DQs

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/402 "2015-03-22T16:58:45Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. American
4. Dead
5. Known for the Arts
6. Died after 1950
7. Best known for the creative arts, allied with the performing arts
8. Born west of the Mississippi
9. Last name starts with W
10. Born north of the Mason-Dixon line
11. Well known as a composer/songwriter, among other things

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/403 "2015-03-22T19:16:40Z")

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IQ) Did you create Professor Harold Hill?

IQ2) Did you write Art Garfunkel’s only top ten as a solo artist?

IQ3) Did your wife try to give James Bond a deadly kick in the shin?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/404 "2015-03-22T19:31:29Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> IQ) Did you create Professor Harold Hill?

Yes! I am Meredith Willson. Once again, congrats to astorian!

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/405 "2015-03-23T11:07:48Z")

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Okayyy… me again…

Let’s try L.\*\*\*\*\*\*

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/406 "2015-03-23T14:14:01Z")

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Grats, **astorian**. Been saying that a lot.

IQ1: Are you a crime caper author who wrote “Get Shorty” and “Rum Punch”?  
IQ2: Are you a Canadian singer/songwriter who composed the hit “Bird on a Wire”?  
IQ3: Were you a friend of Teddy Roosevelt’s who served as military governor of Cuba and governor-general of the Philippines?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/407 "2015-03-23T14:19:04Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you aka Junker Jorg?
2. Are you the wife of King Eomer of Rohan?
3. Are you the lead singer for Storm & the Balls?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/408 "2015-03-23T20:14:51Z")

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IQ1: Was Richard Hauptmann convicted and executed for killing you?  
IQ2: Were you the first head of what became the Genovese family?  
IQ3: Were you Bugsy Siegel’s partner?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/409 "2015-03-24T04:38:35Z")

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Good job, **astorian**! I was a long way from guessing him.

Previous IQs:

Were you badly defeated by Congressman David Joyce (R-Ohio) in Nov. 2014? - Michael Wager.  
Were you a regular on _Whose Line Is It Anyway_? - Yes, Wayne Brady.  
Was Archibald Butt a trusted aide of yours? - President William Howard Taft; Butt was lost when the _Titanic_ sank.

IQs:

Did you run a “grocery” when it meant something different than it does now?  
Did an actress have to really bulk up to play you since 1998?  
Did you look quite a bit like Leonardo DiCaprio as a young man?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/410 "2015-03-24T19:10:35Z")

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First, I apologize for keeping everyone hanging. I’ve had some family emergencies, and online games haven’t been my top priority.

I’m back to what’s really important now.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/411 "2015-03-24T19:11:35Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Grats, **astorian**. Been saying that a lot.
> 
> IQ1: Are you a crime caper author who wrote “Get Shorty” and “Rum Punch”?  
> IQ2: Are you a Canadian singer/songwriter who composed the hit “Bird on a Wire”?  
> IQ3: Were you a friend of Teddy Roosevelt’s who served as military governor of Cuba and governor-general of the Philippines?

Not Elmore Leonard or Leonard Cohen.

Take a DQ for #3

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/412 "2015-03-24T19:12:37Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you aka Junker Jorg?
> 2. Are you the wife of King Eomer of Rohan?
> 3. Are you the lead singer for Storm & the Balls?

Not Martin Luther.

Take DQs for #2 and 3

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/413 "2015-03-24T19:16:08Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you run a “grocery” when it meant something different than it does now?  
> Did an actress have to really bulk up to play you since 1998?  
> Did you look quite a bit like Leonardo DiCaprio as a young man?

Take 3 DQs (I haven’t said that in a while- it’s embarrassing!)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/414 "2015-03-24T19:17:18Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Was Richard Hauptmann convicted and executed for killing you?  
> IQ2: Were you the first head of what became the Genovese family?  
> IQ3: Were you Bugsy Siegel’s partner?

Not the Lindbergh baby (Charles Jr.)  
Not Charles “Lucky” Luciano

Take a DQ for #2

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/415 "2015-03-24T19:32:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Are you a crime caper author who wrote “Get Shorty” and “Rum Punch”?  
> IQ2: Are you a Canadian singer/songwriter who composed the hit “Bird on a Wire”?  
> IQ3: Were you a friend of Teddy Roosevelt’s who served as military governor of Cuba and governor-general of the Philippines?  
> Not Elmore Leonard or Leonard Cohen.
> 
> Take a DQ for #3

Leonard Wood

DQ: Real?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/416 "2015-03-24T19:56:47Z")

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IQ1: Were you allegedly forced to marry your manager Jack Gordon?  
IQ2: Have you described yourself as a “gangsta Nancy Sinatra”?  
IQ3: Is your real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/417 "2015-03-24T20:08:59Z")

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# SUMMARY

1. Fictional

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/418 "2015-03-24T20:10:52Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Were you allegedly forced to marry your manager Jack Gordon?  
> IQ2: Have you described yourself as a “gangsta Nancy Sinatra”?  
> IQ3: Is your real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?

Not LaToya Jackson or Lady Gaga

Take a DQ for #2

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/419 "2015-03-24T21:06:04Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Was Richard Hauptmann convicted and executed for killing you?  
> IQ2: Were you the first head of what became the Genovese family?  
> IQ3: Were you Bugsy Siegel’s partner?

> [@astorian](#):
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> Not the Lindbergh baby (Charles Jr.)  
> Not Charles “Lucky” Luciano
> 
> Take a DQ for #2

Correct.  
Correct.  
Meyer Lansky.  
DQ: Female?  
IQ1: Did your son play Clint Eastwood’s partner in _Thunderbolt and Lightfoot_?  
IQ2: Did you write about Orrin, Logan, and Tell?  
IQ3: Did the federales say they could have had you any day?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2015/713955/420 "2015-03-24T21:33:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you aka Junker Jorg?
> 2. Are you the wife of King Eomer of Rohan?
> 3. Are you the lead singer for Storm & the Balls?
> 
> Not Martin Luther.
> 
> Take DQs for #2 and 3

Correct on Luther. #2 is Lothiriel. #3 is chanteuse Storm Large (which, oddly enough, is her actual name).

DQs:

1. Originally from film or TV?
2. Last name starts with L?

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