# Botticelli March 2016

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 29, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512 "2016-02-29T16:12:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/181 "2016-03-14T11:45:31Z")

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IQ: Were you an alien voiced by Harvey Korman on _The Flintstones_?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/182 "2016-03-14T11:53:25Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQ: Were you an alien voiced by Harvey Korman on _The Flintstones_?

Yes! I am The Great **G** azoo, exiled from my home world to prehistoric Earth where I became a source of trouble for Fred and Barney.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/183 "2016-03-14T11:55:22Z")

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> IQ1: Are you an ex-soldier who permanently resides in Fawlty Towers?  
> IQ2: Are you a castaway played by Bob Denver?  
> IQ3: Did Hugh Laurie play two versions of you in Black Adder?
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> DQ.  
> Not Gilligan.  
> Not Prince George.

Major Gowen

another fishing expedition with no bites…

Congrats Professor!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/184 "2016-03-14T13:01:31Z")

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Thanks!

Now, I am H!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/185 "2016-03-14T13:12:03Z")

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_The Flintstones_ is a cartoon and not a sitcom, I would say. But congrats, **Prof. P**.

Previous IQs:

Was the museum named after you in Boston notoriously robbed? - Isabella Stewart Gardner: [Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum theft - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_Stewart_Gardner_Museum_theft)  
Did you play a lawyer and an ambassador? - Gregory Peck, in _To Kill A Mockingbird_ and _The Omen_.  
Were you Mr. Darcy’s young, naive sister? - Georgiana, in _Pride and Prejudice_.

On to H.

IQs:

Did you marry a girl from Troy, N.Y., and end up buried there?  
Were you Lincoln’s law partner and biographer?  
Have you been played by three different men in the past few years?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/186 "2016-03-14T13:15:49Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you marry a girl from Troy, N.Y., and end up buried there?  
> Were you Lincoln’s law partner and biographer?  
> Have you been played by three different men in the past few years?

Don’t know, Don’t recall, and not Sherlock Holmes. Take 2 DQs.  
_The Flintstones_ was originally hyped as being _The Honeymooners_ set in prehistoric times. It was definitely a sitcom, even though animated.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/187 "2016-03-14T14:02:58Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did you marry a girl from Troy, N.Y., and end up buried there? - George H. Thomas again.  
Were you Lincoln’s law partner and biographer? - William Herndon.  
Have you been played by three different men in the past few years? - I’ll rephrase.

DQs:

Real?  
Male?

IQs:

You are not Sherlock Holmes. Have you been played by three different men in the past few years?  
Did your last wife die in a hotel pool in Paris?  
Were you FDR’s cadaverous but trusted aide?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/188 "2016-03-14T14:13:02Z")

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DQs:

1. Fictional
2. Male

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/189 "2016-03-14T14:15:21Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> You are not Sherlock Holmes. Have you been played by three different men in the past few years?  
> Did your last wife die in a hotel pool in Paris?  
> Were you FDR’s cadaverous but trusted aide?

I am not Dr. von Helsing.  
Take a DQ (but I’m guessing it’s Hilton).  
I am not Harry Hopkins.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/190 "2016-03-14T15:52:31Z")

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Previous IQs:

You are not Sherlock Holmes. Have you been played by three different men in the past few years? - Van Helsing’s been played by three different men recently? Yeesh. I’ll rephrase.  
Did your last wife die in a hotel pool in Paris? - Averill Harriman’s widow Pamela.  
Were you FDR’s cadaverous but trusted aide? - Yes, Harry Hopkins.

DQ:

Last name start with H?

IQs:

Have you been played by three different men in advertisements in the past few years?  
Have you played a doctor, a writer, a bookshop manager and a butler?  
Were you Stonewall Jackson’s cartographer?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/191 "2016-03-14T16:37:04Z")

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IQ1: Are you the real name of Green Arrow’s sidekick Speedy?  
IQ2: Are you a police officer from the village of Sleepyside who tries to solve both a crime and a rhyme?  
IQ3: Are you a big-headed enemy of Green Lantern who got his psionic powers from a meteorite?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/192 "2016-03-14T17:26:24Z")

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DQs:

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. Last name starts with H

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/193 "2016-03-14T17:27:27Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Have you been played by three different men in advertisements in the past few years?  
> Have you played a doctor, a writer, a bookshop manager and a butler?  
> Were you Stonewall Jackson’s cartographer?

Okay, take 3 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/194 "2016-03-14T17:28:39Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Are you the real name of Green Arrow’s sidekick Speedy?  
> IQ2: Are you a police officer from the village of Sleepyside who tries to solve both a crime and a rhyme?  
> IQ3: Are you a big-headed enemy of Green Lantern who got his psionic powers from a meteorite?

1. I am not Roy Harper.
2. That’s back way, way from the early Golden Age, but I don’t recall. Take a DQ.
3. I am not Hector Hammond.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/195 "2016-03-14T20:14:33Z")

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IQ1: Were you a secret agent who was played (very badly, in my opinion) in four films by Dean Martin?  
IQ2: Did a humourous, epistolary short story about you begin with your being recommended for a medal, and end with your being sent to a minor post far from the capital and fined for the loss of government property?  
IQ3: Were a bay and a river named after you?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/196 "2016-03-14T20:19:38Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you a secret agent who was played (very badly, in my opinion) in four films by Dean Martin?  
> IQ2: Did a humourous, epistolary short story about you begin with your being recommended for a medal, and end with your being sent to a minor post far from the capital and fined for the loss of government property?  
> IQ3: Were a bay and a river named after you?

1. I am not Matt Helm. (I agree with your opinion.)  
Take a DQ for #2.
2. I am not Henry Hudson.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/197 "2016-03-14T21:08:24Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> _The Flintstones_ is a cartoon and not a sitcom, I would say. But congrats, **Prof. P**.

I debated that. As PP said, the show was hyped as a sitcom inspired by _The Honeymooners_, with the Flintstones and Rubbles loosely based on the Kramdens and Nortons. It was also run during prime time, rather than Saturday mornings or after-school hours.

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you a secret agent who was played (very badly, in my opinion) in four films by Dean Martin?  
> IQ2: Did a humourous, epistolary short story about you begin with your being recommended for a medal, and end with your being sent to a minor post far from the capital and fined for the loss of government property?  
> IQ3: Were a bay and a river named after you?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> 1. I am not Matt Helm. (I agree with your opinion.)  
> Take a DQ for #2.
> 2. I am not Henry Hudson.

Correct.  
Horatius Cocles (“A Medal for [Horatius](http://www.s2company.com/files/readings/horatio_at_the_bridge.htm),” by Col W C Hall).  
Correct.  
DQ: Originally from prose fiction?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/198 "2016-03-14T22:45:35Z")

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DQs:

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. Last name starts with H
4. Originally from prose fiction

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/199 "2016-03-15T00:05:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Are you the real name of Green Arrow’s sidekick Speedy?  
> IQ2: Are you a police officer from the village of Sleepyside who tries to solve both a crime and a rhyme?  
> IQ3: Are you a big-headed enemy of Green Lantern who got his psionic powers from a meteorite?
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> 1. I am not Roy Harper.
> 2. That’s back way, way from the early Golden Age, but I don’t recall. Take a DQ.
> 3. I am not Hector Hammond.

Hayfoot Henry

DQ: Author still living?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/200 "2016-03-15T00:14:36Z")

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IQ1: Are you the chief of the New Gods of New Genesis?  
IQ2: Have Rex, Rick, and Matthew Tyler all been you?  
IQ3: Have Fred Venable and Christopher Chance been you in the comics, and Rick Springfield and Mark Valley been you on TV?

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