# Botticelli March 2016 **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 29, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512 "2016-02-29T16:12:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/581 "2016-04-01T16:56:58Z")
I am Q: 1. Fictional 2. Male 3. American 4. Not known primarily through movies, though I appeared in one 5. Known primarily through one or more television programs 6. Not from an adventure series 7. First appeared after 1964 8. Last name starts with Q 9. Not from a children’s show, though children may be a significant part of my viewing demographic You can have that DQ back if you want, bordelond, as EH’s second question was substantially similar. ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/582 "2016-04-01T16:58:09Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > IQ: Are you a former psychiatrist who went insane and now henches for the Joker? I’m not Harleen Quinzel ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/583 "2016-04-01T16:58:28Z")
DQs: 1. From a currently running show? 2. Primary character (protagonist)? ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/584 "2016-04-01T16:59:41Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > IQs: > > Were you the Shatneresque captain of the starship _Protector_? > Did you twice dress as a post-WWIII judge? > Were you a mystery writer’s pen name? I think the first is from Galaxy Quest but am blanking on the name, so DQ. I’m not Q from Star Trek and DQ. ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/585 "2016-04-01T17:01:53Z")
> [@bordelond](#): > > DQ: Does your surname begin with Q? > > … > > IQ1: Do you and Race Bannon (along with two boys and a dog) tool around the world solving mysteries and foiling criminals? I’m not, uh, Doctor Quest? take a DQ if his first name is important. ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/586 "2016-04-01T17:04:50Z")
I am Q: 1. Fictional 2. Male 3. American 4. Not known primarily through movies, though I appeared in one 5. Known primarily through one or more television programs 6. Not from an adventure series 7. First appeared after 1964 8. Last name starts with Q 9. Not from a children’s show, though children may be a significant part of my viewing demographic 10. From a currently running show 11. Not a primary character (protagonist) ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/587 "2016-04-01T17:06:21Z")
> [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](#): > > You can have that DQ back if you want, bordelond, as EH’s second question was substantially similar. OK. DQ: Have you appeared in an animated television series? ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/588 "2016-04-01T17:08:45Z")
I am Q: 1. Fictional 2. Male 3. American 4. Not known primarily through movies, though I appeared in one 5. Known primarily through one or more television programs 6. Not from an adventure series 7. First appeared after 1964 8. Last name starts with Q 9. Not from a children’s show, though children may be a significant part of my viewing demographic 10. From a currently running show 11. Not a primary character (protagonist) 12. Appeared in an animated television series ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/589 "2016-04-01T17:08:58Z")
> [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](#): > > I’m not, uh, Doctor Quest? take a DQ if his first name is important. Nope - first name not important. (full name is _Dr. Benton Quest_) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/590 "2016-04-01T18:01:51Z")
Previous IQs: Were you the Shatneresque captain of the starship _Protector_? - Yes, from _Galaxy Quest_: Peter Quincy Taggart. Did you twice dress as a post-WWIII judge? - Yes, Q, from three incarnations of _Star Trek_. Were you a mystery writer’s pen name? - Ellery Queen. DQs: Usually considered a “good guy”? Usually carries a gun? IQs: Were you an android in a Gene Roddenberry-created TV show? Were you a producer of cop shows in the Seventies? Were you one of Cletus Spuckler’s gazillion kids? ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/591 "2016-04-01T18:13:04Z")
IQ1: When you look in the mirror, do you see the yellow-skinned mayor of Springfield? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/592 "2016-04-01T18:27:11Z")
Just in case… IQ: Does your cat’s breath smell like cat food? ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/593 "2016-04-01T18:28:03Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Previous IQs: > > Were you the Shatneresque captain of the starship _Protector_? - Yes, from _Galaxy Quest_: Peter Quincy Taggart. > Did you twice dress as a post-WWIII judge? - Yes, Q, from three incarnations of _Star Trek_. > Were you a mystery writer’s pen name? - Ellery Queen. > > DQs: > > Usually considered a “good guy”? > Usually carries a gun? > > IQs: > > Were you an android in a Gene Roddenberry-created TV show? > Were you a producer of cop shows in the Seventies? > Were you one of Cletus Spuckler’s gazillion kids? Ellery Queen was already used, and I would have to ask you which DQ to use, but see below… ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/594 "2016-04-01T18:29:49Z")
> [@bordelond](#): > > IQ1: When you look in the mirror, do you see the yellow-skinned mayor of Springfield? Yes, I’m Mayor Joseph “Diamond Joe” Quimby Congrats bordelond! By tradition you’re the host now, with R as a suggested initial. ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/595 "2016-04-01T18:34:43Z")
OK … that makes me **R** ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/596 "2016-04-01T19:01:13Z")
Good job, bordelond! IQs: 1. Are you the most envied husband in all of Toontown? 2. Were you married to Dale Evans? 3. Are you the author of _Gargantua_ and _Pantagruel_? ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/597 "2016-04-01T19:06:56Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Are you the most envied husband in all of Toontown? > 2. Were you married to Dale Evans? > 3. Are you the author of _Gargantua_ and _Pantagruel_? 1. I am not Roger Rabbit 2. I am not Roy Rogers 3. I am not Rabelais ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/598 "2016-04-01T19:51:14Z")
Grats bordelond! IQ1: Despite being against the death penalty, did you support the execution of King Louis XVI and go on to establish the Cult of the Supreme Being? IQ2: Did you play Shaft in the movie of the same name? IQ3: Did James Best play you in _Dukes of Hazard_? ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/599 "2016-04-01T19:58:09Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Grats bordelond! > > IQ1: Despite being against the death penalty, did you support the execution of King Louis XVI and go on to establish the Cult of the Supreme Being? > IQ2: Did you play Shaft in the movie of the same name? > IQ3: Did James Best play you in _Dukes of Hazard_? I am not Cardinal Richelieu I am not Richard Roundtree I am not Roscoe P. Coltrane (_kyew-kyew_) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512/600 "2016-04-01T20:41:39Z")
Correct on all three. IQs: 1. Are you a wizard played by a previous Doctor? 2. Is your catchphrase “yum-o”? 3. Did you play Jugs in _Mother, Jugs & Speed_? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2016/747512.md?page=31)