# Botticelli - March 2018

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 2, 2018, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880 "2018-03-02T12:39:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/241 "2018-03-26T11:38:56Z")

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Yes, since DC knows him, by all means go again. (I see that was in 2012 and I didn’t start the Dope until 2013.)

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/242 "2018-03-26T12:08:25Z")

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I must admit I’d forgotten 32 died, which is probably why I didn’t make the connection. Also, the answer to number 18 led us away from it a bit - not a criticism, I think it’s absolutely the correct way to answer the question.

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/243 "2018-03-26T15:23:10Z")

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Well the incident certainly rings a bell, and you’re good to go again as far as I’m concerned. Nicely done…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/244 "2018-03-26T19:07:54Z")

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OK, thanks. Let’s next go with

A

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/245 "2018-03-26T19:16:41Z")

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IQs

1. Are you a lifetime Tennis Grand Slam winner and American to boot?
2. Are you an American philanthropist?
3. Are you one of the leading guitarists of the 20th century?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/246 "2018-03-26T19:46:34Z")

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> [@MonkeyMensch](#):
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> IQs
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> 1. Are you a lifetime Tennis Grand Slam winner and American to boot?
> 2. Are you an American philanthropist?
> 3. Are you one of the leading guitarists of the 20th century?

Not Andre Agassiz (sp?), Andrew Carnegie or… Aeric Clapton?

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/247 "2018-03-26T20:14:57Z")

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IQs: 1) Correct  
2) Correct  
3) So you’re not Andres Segovia?  
I was going with the full Andy there…

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**Author:** ![AlonzoSWhitebeard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71c47a/32.png) [@AlonzoSWhitebeard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlonzoSWhitebeard)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/248 "2018-03-26T20:18:02Z")

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IQs

1. Did you cast ridicule as nothing to be scared of?
2. Was your nephew an incestuous sodomite?
3. Are you the monkish biographer of a notorious cake-burner?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/249 "2018-03-26T21:08:12Z")

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> [@AlonzoSWhitebeard](#):
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> IQs
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> 1. Did you cast ridicule as nothing to be scared of?
> 2. Was your nephew an incestuous sodomite?
> 3. Are you the monkish biographer of a notorious cake-burner?

Not Aesop, Pope Alexander IV and… dunno.

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**Author:** ![AlonzoSWhitebeard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71c47a/32.png) [@AlonzoSWhitebeard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlonzoSWhitebeard)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/250 "2018-03-26T21:12:42Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Not Aesop, Pope Alexander IV and… dunno.

Hmm. Aesop may have been a fabulator, but he didn’t stoop as low as Adam Ant.

Not sure about that pope, I was thinking of Abraham, though, whose nephew Lot not only had it away drunkenly with his daughters, but lived for several years in Sodom itself.

Asser was the hagiographer of Alfred the Great.

Three DQs? Is that how the rules work, or should I take your alternative answers on trust and only claim one?

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**Author:** ![AlonzoSWhitebeard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71c47a/32.png) [@AlonzoSWhitebeard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlonzoSWhitebeard)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/251 "2018-03-26T21:15:52Z")

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Anyway, assuming at least one DQ: are you real?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/252 "2018-03-26T21:22:14Z")

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I’m not certain of either of my answers, so take three DQs, if you wish.

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**Author:** ![AlonzoSWhitebeard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71c47a/32.png) [@AlonzoSWhitebeard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlonzoSWhitebeard)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/253 "2018-03-26T21:27:08Z")

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Okay, are you real, and are you human? Can I keep the third DQ in reserve pending the answer to the second?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/254 "2018-03-26T22:44:18Z")

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Welcome to the game, Alonzo!

IQs:

1. Are you Johnny Depp’s ex-wife?
2. Did you play the title role in the recent _The Lone Ranger_ movie?
3. Are you Prof. Ivo’s android who has all the powers of the Justice League?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/255 "2018-03-27T00:49:49Z")

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Yes, welcome, **Alonzo**! How apropos that you’ve joined us for an “A” round. And yes, you can reserve a DQ (although in the endgame, you might lose it if it’s not asked timely).

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you Johnny Depp’s ex-wife?
> 2. Did you play the title role in the recent _The Lone Ranger_ movie?
> 3. Are you Prof. Ivo’s android who has all the powers of the Justice League?

Dunno, not Arnie Hammer, and not… Adam Link?

A.

1. fictional
2. human

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/256 "2018-03-27T01:44:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you Johnny Depp’s ex-wife?
> 2. Did you play the title role in the recent The Lone Ranger movie?
> 3. Are you Prof. Ivo’s android who has all the powers of the Justice League?  
> Dunno, not Arnie Hammer, and not… Adam Link?

#1 is Amber Heard.  
Correct on Arnie.  
#3 is Amazo.

DQs:

1. Created by an American author or authors?
2. Created after 1900?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/257 "2018-03-27T02:20:05Z")

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IQs:

1. Did Marni Nixon sing for you in your best known movie musical?
2. Did you write the hymn _Come, ye thankful people, come_ and edit and annotate the Greek New Testament?
3. In David Gerrold’s novel _The Flying Sorcerers_, is the character named Purple a thinly disguised version of you?

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**Author:** ![AlonzoSWhitebeard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71c47a/32.png) [@AlonzoSWhitebeard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlonzoSWhitebeard)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/258 "2018-03-27T08:19:35Z")

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DQ3: do you appear in more than one written work of fiction?

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**Author:** ![AlonzoSWhitebeard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71c47a/32.png) [@AlonzoSWhitebeard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlonzoSWhitebeard)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/259 "2018-03-27T11:36:02Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you a musketeer?
2. Are you a murine ballerina? Okay, a fictional murine ballerina. Though if you can find a real one, I won’t quibble.
3. Did you turn a voyeur into a deer?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2018/809880/260 "2018-03-27T12:15:19Z")

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IQ1: Did Robin Williams play you as a Vietnam War radio DJ?  
IQ2: Did you defeat the vikings at the Battle of Edington?  
IQ3: Did you play Tom Haverford in _Parks and Recreation_?

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