# Botticelli - March 2026 **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 1, 2026, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109 "2026-03-01T15:51:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/241 "2026-03-20T05:27:45Z")
# K 1. Real 2. Male 3. Last name starts with K 4. Living 5. Somewhat but not primarily known for the arts 6. American 7. Not known from politics 8. Born before 1970 9. First name begins from A-M 10. Not born before 1950 11. Not known from sports 12. Not known from science 13. First name begins from H-M 14. Caucasian 15. Not really known from the media 16. Born before 1960 17. Not known from business 18. Not known from the military 19. Not from a famous family 20. Known from crime 21. Not from or born in New England 22. Known for a single event ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/242 "2026-03-20T05:34:05Z")
DQ: Crime occurred before 1980? 1 DQ reserved ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/243 "2026-03-20T05:47:45Z")
# K 1. Real 2. Male 3. Last name starts with K 4. Living 5. Somewhat but not primarily known for the arts 6. American 7. Not known from politics 8. Born before 1970 9. First name begins from A-M 10. Not born before 1950 11. Not known from sports 12. Not known from science 13. First name begins from H-M 14. Caucasian 15. Not really known from the media 16. Born before 1960 17. Not known from business 18. Not known from the military 19. Not from a famous family 20. Known from crime 21. Not from or born in New England 22. Known for a single event 23. Crime occurred after 1980 ---
**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/244 "2026-03-20T10:19:41Z")
DQ: Victim of crime? 1 DQ reserved ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/245 "2026-03-20T15:38:23Z")
# K 1. Real 2. Male 3. Last name starts with K 4. Living 5. Somewhat but not primarily known for the arts 6. American 7. Not known from politics 8. Born before 1970 9. First name begins from A-M 10. Not born before 1950 11. Not known from sports 12. Not known from science 13. First name begins from H-M 14. Caucasian 15. Not really known from the media 16. Born before 1960 17. Not known from business 18. Not known from the military 19. Not from a famous family 20. Known from crime 21. Not from or born in New England 22. Known for a single event 23. Crime occurred after 1980 24. Not a victim of the crime in question ---
**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/246 "2026-03-20T16:03:44Z")
Final DQ: associated with person charged with crime? ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/247 "2026-03-20T16:22:47Z")
# K 1. Real 2. Male 3. Last name starts with K 4. Living 5. Somewhat but not primarily known for the arts 6. American 7. Not known from politics 8. Born before 1970 9. First name begins from A-M 10. Not born before 1950 11. Not known from sports 12. Not known from science 13. First name begins from H-M 14. Caucasian 15. Not really known from the media 16. Born before 1960 17. Not known from business 18. Not known from the military 19. Not from a famous family 20. Known from crime 21. Not from or born in New England 22. Known for a single event 23. Crime occurred after 1980 24. Not a victim of the crime in question 25. Associated with the person charged with the crime ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/248 "2026-03-20T17:48:01Z")
Well, it’s not the Green Hornet or Inspector Clousseau… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/249 "2026-03-20T18:15:19Z")
Final DQ: Still incarcerated? ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/250 "2026-03-20T19:04:32Z")
# K 1. Real 2. Male 3. Last name starts with K 4. Living 5. Somewhat but not primarily known for the arts 6. American 7. Not known from politics 8. Born before 1970 9. First name begins from A-M 10. Not born before 1950 11. Not known from sports 12. Not known from science 13. First name begins from H-M 14. Caucasian 15. Not really known from the media 16. Born before 1960 17. Not known from business 18. Not known from the military 19. Not from a famous family 20. Known from crime 21. Not from or born in New England 22. Known for a single event 23. Crime occurred after 1980 24. Not a victim of the crime in question 25. Associated with the person charged with the crime 26. Not incarcerated @kitap has one DQ left; I think we can go straight to “Firstname Lastname” questions once it is asked. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/251 "2026-03-20T20:09:04Z")
Previous IQs: Were you a son of Theodore Roosevelt’s? - [Kermit Roosevelt, who died by suicide, alas, at age 53](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_Roosevelt) Were you unflatteringly compared to Pam Poovey on _Archer_? - King Kong (she is a large woman, and Archer said he almost expected her to be “up on the roof, swatting at biplanes”) Were you host of a TV show in the movie _My Favorite Year_? - Yes, King Kaiser, loosely based on Sid Caesar DQs: Family member of the person charged with the crime? Investigated or charged as an accessory? ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/252 "2026-03-20T20:35:04Z")
Whoops, sorry I forgot about your DQs, **E\_H**! # K 1. Real 2. Male 3. Last name starts with K 4. Living 5. Somewhat but not primarily known for the arts 6. American 7. Not known from politics 8. Born before 1970 9. First name begins from A-M 10. Not born before 1950 11. Not known from sports 12. Not known from science 13. First name begins from H-M 14. Caucasian 15. Not really known from the media 16. Born before 1960 17. Not known from business 18. Not known from the military 19. Not from a famous family 20. Known from crime 21. Not from or born in New England 22. Known for a single event 23. Crime occurred after 1980 24. Not a victim of the crime in question 25. Associated with the person charged with the crime 26. Not incarcerated 27. Not a family member of the person charged with the crime 28. Not investigated or charged as an accessory ---
**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/253 "2026-03-20T23:47:03Z")
Final DQ: 1. Crime involved harm or murder? ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/254 "2026-03-21T01:59:38Z")
# K 1. Real 2. Male 3. Last name starts with K 4. Living 5. Somewhat but not primarily known for the arts 6. American 7. Not known from politics 8. Born before 1970 9. First name begins from A-M 10. Not born before 1950 11. Not known from sports 12. Not known from science 13. First name begins from H-M 14. Caucasian 15. Not really known from the media 16. Born before 1960 17. Not known from business 18. Not known from the military 19. Not from a famous family 20. Known from crime 21. Not from or born in New England 22. Known for a single event 23. Crime occurred after 1980 24. Not a victim of the crime in question 25. Associated with the person charged with the crime 26. Not incarcerated 27. Not a family member of the person charged with the crime 28. Not investigated or charged as an accessory 29. Crime involved harm or murder And I believe that’s it for the DQs. Talk amongst yourselves and submit your “Are you Firstname Lastname” questions by 6 p.m. CDT Sunday the 22nd. ---
**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/255 "2026-03-21T02:14:01Z")
Are you Kato Kaelin? ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/256 "2026-03-21T02:22:09Z")
I _am_ # Brian “Kato” Kaelin radio and TV personality, noted mooch, and witness in the “Trial of the Century” of O.J. Simpson, for the 1994 murder of Simpson’s former wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. You’re up, @kitap ! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/257 "2026-03-21T03:09:47Z")
He shoots, he scores! Well done, **kitap.** ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/258 "2026-03-21T14:11:32Z")
Well guessed, **kitap**! Nicely guessed IQs, all around, and a very nice pick by **SunUp**! ---
**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/259 "2026-03-21T19:41:36Z")
Woot! All right… i am **B** As in Boston, blackberries and bulldogs. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/260 "2026-03-21T20:50:21Z")
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