# Botticelli - March 2026

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 1, 2026, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109 "2026-03-01T15:51:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 17

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/321 "2026-03-25T01:54:41Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Are you the best-known member of the Cocles family?  
> IQ2: Are you the best-known member of the Barca family?  
> IQ3: Were you murdered by a Christian mob in Alexandria?

Take a DQ  
Take a DQ  
I am not… Demosthenes?

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> 1. Were you _very_ close to Clyde Tolson?
> 2. Are you a former _Saturday Night Live_ cast member known for the Co-worker who Is Busy Doing Seemingly Nothing, Every Boxer’s Girlfriend From Every Boxing Movie Ever, and absolutely losing it in the Beavis and Butt-head sketch?
> 3. Did you come to Frogtown?

Take a DQ  
I am not… Heidi Gardner?  
Take a DQ

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/322 "2026-03-25T02:03:12Z")

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IQs

1. Are you Johann Spyri’s best known character?
2. Are you the Discworld equivalent of Father Christmas?
3. Is your school color yelow?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/323 "2026-03-25T02:10:48Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> 1. Are you Johann Spyri’s best known character?
> 2. Are you the Discworld equivalent of Father Christmas?
> 3. Is your school color yelow?

Take 3 DQs

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/324 "2026-03-25T02:32:40Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> > [@SCAdian](#):
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> > IQ1: Are you the best-known member of the Cocles family?  
> > IQ2: Are you the best-known member of the Barca family?  
> > IQ3: Were you murdered by a Christian mob in Alexandria?
> 
> Take a DQ  
> Take a DQ  
> I am not… Demosthenes?

Horatius  
Hannibal  
Hypatia

DQ1: Real?  
DQ2: Male?  
One DQ reserved.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/325 "2026-03-25T02:49:08Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you _very_ close to Clyde Tolson?
> 2. Are you a former _Saturday Night Live_ cast member known for the Co-worker who Is Busy Doing Seemingly Nothing, Every Boxer’s Girlfriend From Every Boxing Movie Ever, and absolutely losing it in the Beavis and Butt-head sketch?
> 3. Did you come to Frogtown?

> [@knoodler](#):
>
> Take a DQ  
> I am not… Heidi Gardner?  
> Take a DQ

1 was J. Edgar Hoover; 2 was indeed the one and only Heidi Gardner; 3 was Sam Hell.

DQ: first name begins with H?

1 DQ reserved.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/326 "2026-03-25T03:32:31Z")

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Great round last time - good pick and good guess!

On to H.

IQs:

1. Were you a Roman poet famous for odes?
2. Were you the title character of sixty-six western films?
3. Did you draw your own adventures using a purple crayon?
4.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/327 "2026-03-25T03:45:22Z")

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IQs:  
1. Were you a First Lady-turned-senator-turned-cabinet member-turned-presidential candidate?  
2. Were you the above person’s chief of staff?  
3. Did Triana Orpheus say you dressed like Fred from Scooby-Doo?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/328 "2026-03-25T04:05:31Z")

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Good job, **knoodler**! I’d heard of Bessie Coleman awhile back.

Previous IQs:

Did Harry Harrison write about you, [a Galactic Hero? - Bill](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill,_the_Galactic_Hero)  
Did you excitedly tell your wife that your very young daughter understood gravity? - Bill Clinton, when little Chelsea rolled away from the edge of a bed (before eventually falling off, unharmed)  
Did you write of a little girl who lived in a house in Paris all covered in vines (the house, not her)? - Ludwig Bemelmans, author of the _Madeline_ books

On to H!

IQs:

Were you “the Happy Warrior”?  
Did the same actor who played a noted lawyer in black and white play you, a naval officer, in color?  
Were you a top crime scene investigator?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/329 "2026-03-25T12:17:32Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> IQs
> 
> 1. Are you Johann Spyri’s best known character?
> 2. Are you the Discworld equivalent of Father Christmas?
> 3. Is your school color yelow?

1 is Heidi (the Shirley Temple role)  
2 is Hogfather.  
3 is Helga Hufflepuff, from Harry Potter.

3 DQs reserved.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/330 "2026-03-25T12:48:26Z")

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IQs

1. Did you star opposite Valerie Perrine in _Lenny_?
2. Did you star opposite Valerie Perrine in _Superman_?
3. Did you star opposite Valerie Perrine in _Mr. Billion_?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/331 "2026-03-25T15:48:15Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ2: Are you the best-known member of the Barca family?

Well, that went quickly. I wasn’t aware he had another name, I just knew him as **Hannibal** , the military commander who led an army across the Mediterranean Sea, and over the Alps, to attack Rome. @SCAdian wins!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/332 "2026-03-25T16:13:47Z")

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Good job, **SCAdian**!

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/333 "2026-03-26T15:36:11Z")

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Huh. Certainly wasn’t expecting that!

I am _ **C** _.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/334 "2026-03-26T15:49:59Z")

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Back from H:

> [@SunUp](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you a Roman poet famous for odes?
> 2. Were you the title character of sixty-six western films?
> 3. Did you draw your own adventures using a purple crayon?

Horace, Hopalong Cassidy, and Harold, respectively.

On to C!

IQs:

1. Did you issue a set of end-of-the-word prophecies between 1994 and 2011?
2. Was your rough-tough-and-rude persona of prose given a clean-cut hero’s makeover when adapted for movies?
3. Were you a former major league second baseman for the Yankees and Padres?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/335 "2026-03-26T16:22:38Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you play the mother of a boy with a peculiar ability?
2. Are you the boy?
3. Are you the doctor who tries to help the boy?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/336 "2026-03-26T16:26:10Z")

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IQs:  
1. Were you the “Georgia Peach”?  
2. Did you direct _Titanic_?  
3. Are you an Asian-American comedienne?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/337 "2026-03-26T18:08:52Z")

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IQs

1. Was your catchphase “Delenda est Carthago.”?
2. Did you write the longest running British play?
3. Were you the creator of the mobile?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/338 "2026-03-27T04:36:12Z")

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Well done, **SunUp**!

Previous IQs:

Were you “the Happy Warrior”? - Hubert Horatio Humphrey Jr.  
Did the same actor who played a noted lawyer in black and white play you, a naval officer, in color? - The title character of _Captain Horatio Hornblower_, by Gregory Peck, who also played Atticus Finch in _To Kill A Mockingbird_  
Were you a top crime scene investigator? - Horatio Caine (David Caruso) on _CSI: Miami_

Horatio x3!

IQs:

Were you Lincoln’s first SECWAR?  
Were you his first SECTREAS?  
Did you command the 20th Maine at Gettysburg?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/339 "2026-03-27T15:00:06Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you issue a set of end-of-the-word prophecies between 1994 and 2011?
> 2. Was your rough-tough-and-rude persona of prose given a clean-cut hero’s makeover when adapted for movies?
> 3. Were you a former major league second baseman for the Yankees and Padres?

DQ  
Not Hopalong Cassidy  
DQ

> [@knoodler](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you play the mother of a boy with a peculiar ability?
> 2. Are you the boy?
> 3. Are you the doctor who tries to help the boy?

DQ x3

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you the “Georgia Peach”?
> 2. Did you direct _Titanic_?
> 3. Are you an Asian-American comedienne?

Not … Ty Cobb?  
Not Mr Cameron  
DQ

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs
> 
> 1. Was your catchphase “Delenda est Carthago.”?
> 2. Did you write the longest running British play?
> 3. Were you the creator of the mobile?

Not Cato  
Not Agatha Christie  
DQ

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> Were you Lincoln’s first SECWAR?  
> Were you his first SECTREAS?  
> Did you command the 20th Maine at Gettysburg?

DQ x3

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/340 "2026-03-27T15:28:31Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
>
> Not … Ty Cobb?  
> Not Mr Cameron  
> DQ

1 was indeed Ty Cobb; correct on James Cameron; 3 was Margaret Cho.

DQ: real?

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