# Botticelli - March 2026

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 1, 2026, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109 "2026-03-01T15:51:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-march-2026/1028109/265 "2026-03-22T02:29:58Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were all the chapel bells ringing at your wedding?  
> IQ2: Does one of your friends always wear a red turtleneck pulled up to cover his mouth?  
> IQ3: Are you an elephant afrothere who wears a green suit?

I am not Bill, I am not Bill Cosby??, I am not Babar

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:  
> 1. Does your name appear spelled phonetically on the company’s products?  
> 2. Do you chase Mindy, while Rita sings a verse?  
> 3. Did you voice Rita?

Take 3 DQs

> [@SunUp](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you a “notorious” pinup model?
> 2. Did you sing “Easy Street” with Cameron Diaz?
> 3. Are you married to #2?

I am not Betty Page and take 2 DQs

> [@knoodler](#):
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> Good job **Kitap**!
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you the alternate (or “living”) identity of Deadman?
> 2. Did you star in a spin-off of _The Andy Griffith Show_?
> 3. Did you work with a pompous psychiatrist in Seattle?

Take 2 DQs and I am not Bulldog

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs
> 
> 1. Are you a chicken who accompanied Dorothy back to Oz?
> 2. Are you a cardboard death target with a penchant for sweets on the highly acclaimed, all-leather, superunfortified 1950s BBC radio series, _The Goon Show_?
> 3. Did you play the Magician on the TV show of that name?

I am not Billina, take a DQ I am not Bill Bixby

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