# Botticelli - May, 2013

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 2, 2013, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330 "2013-05-02T17:37:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/141 "2013-05-15T17:16:56Z")

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Woo-hoo! Thanks for the extra info. I couldn’t figure out what DQ11 might have been, but it seemed like everything else fit.

Next round:

J

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/142 "2013-05-15T17:38:09Z")

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IQ: Were you expected to die, not talk?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/143 "2013-05-15T17:44:43Z")

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Not James Bond

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/144 "2013-05-15T17:44:53Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you write a book about a cross-eyed lion?
2. Did you smash a grapefruit into a blonde’s face?
3. Are you the king of the Roman gods?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/145 "2013-05-15T18:13:38Z")

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IQ: Did you write a song recounting 40 years of history?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/146 "2013-05-15T18:56:48Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you write a book about a cross-eyed lion?
> 2. Did you smash a grapefruit into a blonde’s face?
> 3. Are you the king of the Roman gods?

1)I didn’t realize Daktari was based on a book. (Unless there’s another cross-eyed lion besides Clarence) Take a DQ.  
2) Not James Cagney  
3) Not Jupiter

> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Did you write a song recounting 40 years of history?

Not Billy “We Didn’t Start The Fire” Joel

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/147 "2013-05-15T19:03:42Z")

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That was _Born Free_ by Joy Adamson, who, incidentally, was a Botticelli target last month.

DQ: Male?

IQs:

1. Are you the son of a famous cartoon scientist?
2. Were you the beloved disciple?
3. Did you invent/discover the idea of synchronicity?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/148 "2013-05-15T20:13:14Z")

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IQ: Do you portray a theoretical physicist who may, or may not, have Aspergers?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/149 "2013-05-15T20:20:18Z")

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IQ1. Were you and your wife abandoned on the coast of Angola following a mutiny aboard the _Fuwalda_?  
IQ2: Are you the finest swordsman of two worlds?  
IQ3: Did you write a book about three men (and a dog) who went for a boaring holiday on the Thames?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/150 "2013-05-15T20:54:11Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> DQ: Male?

no

> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you the son of a famous cartoon scientist?
> 2. Were you the beloved disciple?
> 3. Did you invent/discover the idea of synchronicity?

1. Take a DQ
2. Not John, brother of James.
3. Not Carl Jung (nor Sting either)

> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Do you portray a theoretical physicist who may, or may not, have Aspergers?

I’m guessing someone on Big Bang Theory, but I don’t watch it. Take a DQ.

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1. Were you and your wife abandoned on the coast of Angola following a mutiny aboard the _Fuwalda_?  
> IQ2: Are you the finest swordsman of two worlds?  
> IQ3: Did you write a book about three men (and a dog) who went for a boaring holiday on the Thames?

1. Take a DQ.
2. Not John Carter of Mars?
3. Take another DQ

Summary:  
J

1. Female

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/151 "2013-05-15T20:58:10Z")

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Jonny Quest, son of Dr. Benton Quest.

DQ: Are you alive?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/152 "2013-05-15T21:10:47Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1. Were you and your wife abandoned on the coast of Angola following a mutiny aboard the _Fuwalda_?  
> IQ2: Are you the finest swordsman of two worlds?  
> IQ3: Did you write a book about three men (and a dog) who went for a boaring holiday on the Thames?

Aargh!! That was supposed to be “_boating_ holiday”…

> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> 1. Take a DQ.
> 2. Not John Carter of Mars?
> 3. Take another DQ

Correct on John Carter. The first is John Clayton, Viscount Greystoke (Tarzan’s father), and the third is Jerome K Jerome.  
DQ1: Real?  
If you feel that the misspelling in my third IQ affected your answer, I’ll cede the second IQ.  
IQ1: Were you the last surviving Bounty mutineer?  
IQ2: Were you a well-known lawyer from Braintree, Massachusetts, who became even better known for another job he held?  
IQ3: Were you that lawyer’s father?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/153 "2013-05-15T21:35:46Z")

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DQ: American?

(The actor’s name is Jim Parsons)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/154 "2013-05-15T22:57:33Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you work for an impatient boss voiced by Mel Blanc?
2. Were you a songstress who also played an emergency room nurse?
3. Were you the live-in lover to a big, blue naked guy?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/155 "2013-05-15T23:24:35Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> DQ: Are you alive?

No

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> DQ1: Real?

Yes

> [@](#):
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> If you feel that the misspelling in my third IQ affected your answer, I’ll cede the second IQ.
> 
> IQ1: Were you the last surviving Bounty mutineer?  
> IQ2: Were you a well-known lawyer from Braintree, Massachusetts, who became even better known for another job he held?  
> IQ3: Were you that lawyer’s father?

I was guessing you meant boating, so take the other DQ.

1. Take another DQ
2. Not John Quincy Adams
3. Not John Adams.

> [@etv78](#):
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> DQ: American?

Yes

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you work for an impatient boss voiced by Mel Blanc?
> 2. Were you a songstress who also played an emergency room nurse?
> 3. Were you the live-in lover to a big, blue naked guy?

1. Not George Jetson  
Take 2 more DQs. (#3 is probably Silk Spectre, but I don’t remember her civilian name. Or else it’s somebody from Smurf Pr0n)

Summary:  
J

1. Female
2. Dead
3. Real
4. American

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/156 "2013-05-15T23:33:00Z")

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Julie London was the singer who worked on the show Emergency. Silk Spectre was also called Sally Jupiter, so I won’t take that one.

DQ: Did you die before 1950?

IQs:

1. Were you encouraged by your future wife to be more assertive?
2. Were you a member of the Global Guardians?
3. Are you currently touring in formal wear?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/157 "2013-05-15T23:36:22Z")

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IQ: Are you noted humanitarian who created a major instution in Chicago?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/158 "2013-05-16T00:25:23Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> DQ: Did you die before 1950?

No

> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you encouraged by your future wife to be more assertive?
> 2. Were you a member of the Global Guardians?
> 3. Are you currently touring in formal wear?

1. Not Justin “Suit and Tie” Timberlake.  
Take DQs for the other 2.

> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Are you noted humanitarian who created a major instution in Chicago?

Take a DQ.

Summary:  
J

1. Female
2. Dead
3. Real
4. American
5. Died after 1950

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**Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/159 "2013-05-16T00:51:51Z")

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John Alden, to whom Priscilla Mullins said, “Speak for yourself, John.” The fifth-tier DC hero is Jack O’Lantern.

DQ) Were you an entertainer (actress, comedienne, singer, dancer, etc.)?  
I’ll save the other DQ for now.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2013/657330/160 "2013-05-16T00:55:02Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you the last surviving Bounty mutineer?  
> IQ2: Were you a well-known lawyer from Braintree, Massachusetts, who became even better known for another job he held?  
> IQ3: Were you that lawyer’s father?

> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> 1. Take another DQ
> 2. Not John Quincy Adams
> 3. Not John Adams.

1. John Adams.
2. Actually, I was thinking of his father, John Adams.
3. Actually, I was thinking of his father, John Adams.  
DQ1: Known for the arts (IAW our usual definition)?  
IQ1: Were you living under the alias of Howard when you were shot by a trusted friend?  
IQ2: Were you better known as “Curly”?  
IQ3: Did a horde of orange-roofed buildings bear your name?

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