# Botticelli - May 2017

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 29, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506 "2017-04-29T16:43:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/501 "2017-06-01T11:25:05Z")

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Good going, divemaster!

IQs:

1. Did you suffer a wardrobe malfunction on TV during a Super Bowl halftime show?
2. Did you come up with the concept of “the collective unconscious”?
3. Were you a staple of Bob Hope’s Christmas tours who had a handlebar mustache?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/502 "2017-06-01T12:27:23Z")

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Never heard of him.  
IQ1: Did you write a book about a boating holiday you and your friends had?  
IQ2: Did two men in a canoe deliver an important message for you?  
IQ3: Did your two daughters follow you in a top job?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/503 "2017-06-01T12:50:58Z")

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Get a load of Sherlock Divemaster ovah here. 🙂

IQ1: Did Hilary Clinton object to your portrayal of daughter Chelsea on SNL in 1993?  
IQ2: Did you portray Barack Obama on SNL till leaving the show in 2016?  
IQ3: Did you portray news reporter Jack Rizzoli on SNL sketches with Bill Hader as a senile field correspondent?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/504 "2017-06-01T13:25:41Z")

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Nicely done, **dm** , and thanks. Warren at one point has Burden passing through Louisiana on his way back to his home state, wherever that was.

IQs:

Did the same actor play you and his once-appearing dead brother?  
Were you a scientist who advised President Truman on alternative uses of the A-bomb?  
Were you a longtime CIA spycatcher eased out by President Ford?

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/505 "2017-06-01T14:41:57Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Good going, divemaster!
> 
> IQs:
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> 1. Did you suffer a wardrobe malfunction on TV during a Super Bowl halftime show?
> 2. Did you come up with the concept of “the collective unconscious”?
> 3. Were you a staple of Bob Hope’s Christmas tours who had a handlebar mustache?

#1: not Janet Jackson  
#2: not Carl Jung;  
#3: not … Snidely Jwhiplash(?) Ha Ha. DQ for that one.

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Never heard of him.  
> IQ1: Did you write a book about a boating holiday you and your friends had?  
> IQ2: Did two men in a canoe deliver an important message for you?  
> IQ3: Did your two daughters follow you in a top job?

#1: don’t know  
#2: going with not Thomas Jefferson (re L&C expedition)  
#3: hmmm; I should be able to suss this out, but not coming up with anything

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/506 "2017-06-01T14:59:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you suffer a wardrobe malfunction on TV during a Super Bowl halftime show?
> 2. Did you come up with the concept of “the collective unconscious”?
> 3. Were you a staple of Bob Hope’s Christmas tours who had a handlebar mustache?  
> #1: not Janet Jackson  
> #2: not Carl Jung;  
> #3: not … Snidely Jwhiplash(?) Ha Ha. DQ for that one.

Correct, Correct. Ha, ha. #3 is Jerry Colonna.

DQ: Real?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/507 "2017-06-01T15:01:23Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you born Reginald K. Dwight?
2. Did you recently reveal that your cancer has gone out of remission?
3. Were you part of a trio with Lou Clayton & Eddie Jackson?

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/508 "2017-06-01T15:40:01Z")

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I’ll get to the rest of the Qs in a moment, but before I go any further, should we start over in a June thread?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/509 "2017-06-01T15:41:43Z")

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Nah, just start the June thread with the next round.

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/510 "2017-06-01T15:54:24Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Get a load of Sherlock Divemaster ovah here. 🙂
> 
> IQ1: Did Hilary Clinton object to your portrayal of daughter Chelsea on SNL in 1993?  
> IQ2: Did you portray Barack Obama on SNL till leaving the show in 2016?  
> IQ3: Did you portray news reporter Jack Rizzoli on SNL sketches with Bill Hader as a senile field correspondent?

#1: I vaguely recall Mike Myers, Rush Limbaugh, and David Letterman taking some heat over “jokes” about Chelsea’s looks, but I don’t know the skit you are referring to.  
#2: I can picture the face but not the name.  
#3: No clue.

3 DQs for you.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Nicely done, **dm** , and thanks. Warren at one point has Burden passing through Louisiana on his way back to his home state, wherever that was.
> 
> IQs:
> 
> Did the same actor play you and his once-appearing dead brother?  
> Were you a scientist who advised President Truman on alternative uses of the A-bomb?  
> Were you a longtime CIA spycatcher eased out by President Ford?

#1: don’t know  
#2: not J. Robert Oppenheimer (?)  
#3: not J. Edgar Hoover

Ah, I see what you did there. If only I could think of an actor who goes by first initial J. …  
…hmmm, not coming up with it, so DQ there.

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/511 "2017-06-01T15:57:23Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you born Reginald K. Dwight?
> 2. Did you recently reveal that your cancer has gone out of remission?
> 3. Were you part of a trio with Lou Clayton & Eddie Jackson?

#1: not Elton John  
#2: DQ  
#3: wild guess… not J. Geils?

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/512 "2017-06-01T15:59:07Z")

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J

DQ1: Real

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/513 "2017-06-01T16:08:02Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did the same actor play you and his once-appearing dead brother? - William Shatner played James T. Kirk and his brother Sam: [George Samuel Kirk | Memory Alpha | Fandom](http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/George_Samuel_Kirk)  
Were you a scientist who advised President Truman on alternative uses of the A-bomb? - Oppenheimer later had second thoughts, but didn’t thus advise Truman. This was James M. Conant.  
Were you a longtime CIA spycatcher eased out by President Ford? - Hoover worked at the FBI, not the CIA, and was dead by then anyway. This was James Jesus Angleton.

James x3!

DQs:

Male?  
American?  
Last name start with J?

IQs:

Was your last codename LANCER?  
Were you that person’s spouse?  
Did your elder sister become ambassador to Japan?

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/514 "2017-06-01T16:31:01Z")

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Ah, yes, I know better to have flubbed the J. Edgar Hoover item (of _course_ he’s FBI)–sortof embarrassed about that. I just thought I caught a trend and ran with it without stopping to think. The others I never would have gotten.

J

DQ1: Real  
DQ2: Not male  
DQ3: Not American  
DQ4: Family name starts with J

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/515 "2017-06-01T16:36:38Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Was your last codename LANCER?  
> Were you that person’s spouse?  
> Did your elder sister become ambassador to Japan?

#1: not JFK  
#2: not Jackie K  
#3: ?? (DQ)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/516 "2017-06-01T16:56:34Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you born Reginald K. Dwight?
> 2. Did you recently reveal that your cancer has gone out of remission?
> 3. Were you part of a trio with Lou Clayton & Eddie Jackson?  
> #1: not Elton John  
> #2: DQ  
> #3: wild guess… not J. Geils?

#1 is correct.  
#2 is Olivia Newton-John.  
#3 was Jimmy Durante.

2 DQs reserved.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/517 "2017-06-01T18:15:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Did Hilary Clinton object to your portrayal of daughter Chelsea on SNL in 1993?  
> IQ2: Did you portray Barack Obama on SNL till leaving the show in 2016?  
> IQ3: Did you portray news reporter Jack Rizzoli on SNL sketches with Bill Hader as a senile field correspondent?
> 
> #1: I vaguely recall Mike Myers, Rush Limbaugh, and David Letterman taking some heat over “jokes” about Chelsea’s looks, but I don’t know the skit you are referring to.  
> #2: I can picture the face but not the name.  
> #3: No clue.

Julia Sweeney, Jay Pharoah, Jason Sudeikis

DQ: Alive?  
DQ: European?

holding a DQ

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/518 "2017-06-01T18:22:07Z")

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IQ1: Are you and Kyle Gass in the band Tenacious D?  
IQ2: Did you and your ex wife release the single _Fell In Love With a Girl_ in 2001?  
IQ3: Did you star with Walter Matthau in the _Grumpy Old Men_ movies?

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/519 "2017-06-01T18:56:10Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Are you and Kyle Gass in the band Tenacious D?  
> IQ2: Did you and your ex wife release the single _Fell In Love With a Girl_ in 2001?  
> IQ3: Did you star with Walter Matthau in the _Grumpy Old Men_ movies?

#1: No clue  
#2: ditto  
#3: not Jack Lemmon

J

DQ1: Real  
DQ2: Not male  
DQ3: Not American  
DQ4: Family name starts with J  
DQ5: Alive  
DQ6: Not European

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/520 "2017-06-01T21:06:31Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did you write a book about a boating holiday you and your friends had?  
> IQ2: Did two men in a canoe deliver an important message for you?  
> IQ3: Did your two daughters follow you in a top job?

> [@divemaster](#):
>
> #1: don’t know  
> #2: going with not Thomas Jefferson (re L&C expedition)  
> #3: hmmm; I should be able to suss this out, but not coming up with anything

Jerome K Jerome (_Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog)_. Excellent book - very amusing.)  
JFK.  
James II of England.  
DQ1: Asian?  
DQ2: Known for the Arts?  
DQ3: Born before 1980?

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