# Botticelli - May 2017

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 29, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506 "2017-04-29T16:43:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/41 "2017-05-01T13:54:06Z")

</div>

Good job, **Prof. P.**! I actually was thinking that I might use Rubik myself in some future round…

Previous IQs:

Did you insist on being paid in $1 bills early in your career? - Yes, Ray Charles (after being ripped off by concert promoters who insisted they were giving him larger denominations)  
Were you featured in a short story originally titled “Odd Playmate”? - Robbie the robot, in the early Asimov tale  
Were you “the dog that saved Hollywood”? - Yes, Rin Tin Tin

On to S.

IQs:

Were you Lincoln’s first SECWAR?  
Were you his second?  
Were you his SECSTATE?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/42 "2017-05-01T13:59:06Z")

</div>

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> Were you Lincoln’s first SECWAR?  
> Were you his second?  
> Were you his SECSTATE?

I am not Simon Cameron.  
I am not Edwin Stanton.  
I am not William Seward.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/43 "2017-05-01T14:53:34Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> IQ1: Do you run a comic book shop in The Big Bang Theory?  
> IQ2: Are you a lifestyle guru who served 5 months for insider trading in 2004?  
> IQ3: Are you the drummer for The Police?
> 
> 1. I’m not Stuart.  
> Take 2 DQs.

Martha Stewart, Stewart Copeland

Real?  
Last name start with S?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/44 "2017-05-01T14:58:28Z")

</div>

IQ1: Did you star as Valeria opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger in _Conan the Barbarian_?  
IQ2: Did you portray Starbuck in the _Battlestar Galactica_ reboot?  
IQ3: Have you portrayed both a member of the rebooted Star Trek crew and one of the Guardians of the Galaxy?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/45 "2017-05-01T15:01:08Z")

</div>

Swept mine.

IQs:

Did you become Prime Minister in one version of Jeffrey Archer’s _First Among Equals_?  
Were you the title character of an Alan Arkin comedy?  
Did Mike Myers play you as a little British boy in a bathtub?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/46 "2017-05-01T16:40:00Z")

</div>

DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with S

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/47 "2017-05-01T16:41:01Z")

</div>

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
>
> IQ1: Did you star as Valeria opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger in _Conan the Barbarian_?  
> IQ2: Did you portray Starbuck in the _Battlestar Galactica_ reboot?  
> IQ3: Have you portrayed both a member of the rebooted Star Trek crew and one of the Guardians of the Galaxy?

#3. I am not Zoe Saldana.  
Take 2 DQs.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/48 "2017-05-01T16:42:22Z")

</div>

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> Swept mine.
> 
> IQs:
> 
> Did you become Prime Minister in one version of Jeffrey Archer’s _First Among Equals_?  
> Were you the title character of an Alan Arkin comedy?  
> Did Mike Myers play you as a little British boy in a bathtub?

#2. I am not Simon.  
Take 2 DQs.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/49 "2017-05-01T17:08:32Z")

</div>

Previous IQs:

Did you become Prime Minister in one version of Jeffrey Archer’s _First Among Equals_? - Simon Kerslake  
Were you the title character of an Alan Arkin comedy? - Yes, Simon  
Did Mike Myers play you as a little British boy in a bathtub? - Another Simon

Simon x3!

DQs:

Male?  
Living?

IQs:

Were you a Watergate conspirator?  
Did you long perform at the Carlyle Club in NYC?  
Did you once play a man trying to get a piano up a very steep hill?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/50 "2017-05-01T17:18:59Z")

</div>

DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with S
3. Female
4. Deceased

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/51 "2017-05-01T17:20:46Z")

</div>

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> Were you a Watergate conspirator?  
> Did you long perform at the Carlyle Club in NYC?  
> Did you once play a man trying to get a piano up a very steep hill?

1. I am not Gordon Strachan.  
Take 2 DQs.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/52 "2017-05-01T18:59:19Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> IQ1: Did you star as Valeria opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan the Barbarian?  
> IQ2: Did you portray Starbuck in the Battlestar Galactica reboot?  
> IQ3: Have you portrayed both a member of the rebooted Star Trek crew and one of the Guardians of the Galaxy?  
> #3. I am not Zoe Saldana.
> 
> Take 2 DQs.

Sandhall Bergman, Katie Sackhoff, correct

American?  
Known for the arts?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/53 "2017-05-01T19:12:43Z")

</div>

IQ1: Have Jim Gaffigan, Norm McDonald, George Hamilton and Robb Riggle portrayed you in commercials?  
IQ2: Were you the producer of the film _Gone With the Wind_?  
IQ3: Was your biggest hit single “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh”?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/54 "2017-05-01T19:47:02Z")

</div>

DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with S
3. Female
4. Deceased
5. American
6. Known for the Arts

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/55 "2017-05-01T19:48:05Z")

</div>

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
>
> IQ1: Have Jim Gaffigan, Norm McDonald, George Hamilton and Robb Riggle portrayed you in commercials?  
> IQ2: Were you the producer of the film _Gone With the Wind_?  
> IQ3: Was your biggest hit single “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh”?

Take a DQ for #1.  
2. I am not David O. Selznick.  
3. I am not Allan Sherman.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/56 "2017-05-01T20:32:36Z")

</div>

Previous IQs:

Were you a Watergate conspirator? - I’ll rephrase  
Did you long perform at the Carlyle Club in NYC? - Bobby Short  
Did you once play a man trying to get a piano up a very steep hill? - Stan Laurel: [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwKqaZbSyXM)

DQs:

Actress?  
Died since 1950?

IQs:

You were a lawyer and not Gordon Strachan. Were you a Watergate conspirator?  
Were you a French writer of detective fiction?  
Were you the best digger in Cairo?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/57 "2017-05-01T20:50:03Z")

</div>

And my daughter just bought a Cube yesterday…

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> Were you “the dog that saved Hollywood”? - Yes, Rin Tin Tin

I thought that was Won Ton Ton…

IQ1: Did you write about a Swiss mercenary in the Serbian Army?  
IQ2: Did you invent a vaccine for infantile paralysis?  
IQ3: Did you play a cook on board a US battleship?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/58 "2017-05-01T20:53:50Z")

</div>

DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with S
3. Female
4. Deceased
5. American
6. Known for the Arts
7. Not an Actress
8. Died after 1950

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/59 "2017-05-01T20:55:04Z")

</div>

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> You were a lawyer and not Gordon Strachan. Were you a Watergate conspirator?  
> Were you a French writer of detective fiction?  
> Were you the best digger in Cairo?

1. Take a DQ.
2. I am not Georges Simenon.
3. I am not Sallah.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506/60 "2017-05-01T20:56:05Z")

</div>

> [@SCAdian](#):
>
> IQ1: Did you write about a Swiss mercenary in the Serbian Army?  
> IQ2: Did you invent a vaccine for infantile paralysis?  
> IQ3: Did you play a cook on board a US battleship?

Take 3 DQs.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506.md?page=2)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2017/785506.md?page=4)
