# Botticelli - May 2018

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 8, 2018, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813 "2018-05-08T13:30:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/142 "2018-05-21T17:45:57Z")

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> [@MonkeyMensch](#):
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> Oh man I was so eager to get in here this morning because I knew the answer was **Desmond Llewelyn** , “Q” from most 007 movies. I was going to be famous!
> 
> IQs
> 
> 1. Were you first Supreme Court Justice?
> 2. Did you direct _The Rocketeer_?
> 3. Did you play Michael Bluth?

I totally would have used Desmond Llewelyn in an IQ if I had thought of him :).

I have no idea on your IQs but will take a stab at Thomas Jefferson for the first. Please excuse my ignorance.

DQ answers:

1. Real
2. First name starts with J
3. Male

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/143 "2018-05-21T18:00:25Z")

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> [@MonkeyMensch](#):
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> IQs
> 
> 1. Were you first Supreme Court Justice? **So you’re not John Jay; DQ**
> 2. Did you direct _The Rocketeer_? **So you’re not Joe Johnston, late of ILM; DQ**
> 3. Did you play Michael Bluth? **So you’re not Jason Bateman; DQ**

DQs:  
1)Alive?  
2)American?  
3)From performing arts?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/144 "2018-05-21T18:01:41Z")

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IQs:

1. Does the TV series _Trust_ revolve around your family?
2. Did you ask the question “Why so serious?”?
3. Did you have a hit with the song _Valotte_?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/145 "2018-05-21T19:24:39Z")

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Way to go, **DC**!

Previous IQs:

Are you prominently mentioned in a recent novel, the audiobook of which includes a passage read by humorist David Sedaris? - Willie Lincoln, the Lincolns’ deceased young son, in _Lincoln in the Bardo_  
Did you die soon after returning from a trip to Europe with your mom? - Tad Lincoln  
Did you personally accept the surrender of the British army at Yorktown? - Benjamin Lincoln (no relation)

Lincoln x3!

On to J…

IQs:

Did a cop tell you not to use a phone you had every right to use?  
Were you that person’s wife?  
Were you that person’s only child alive today?

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/146 "2018-05-21T21:39:49Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Does the TV series _Trust_ revolve around your family?
> 2. Did you ask the question “Why so serious?”?
> 3. Did you have a hit with the song _Valotte_?

You swept me - take three more DQs.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Did a cop tell you not to use a phone you had every right to use?  
> Were you that person’s wife?  
> Were you that person’s only child alive today?

Ah, I seem to remember this coming up recently, but I can’t remember the answer. Is the first one Lyndon Johnson? Even if so, I don’t know his wife and children. Take two or three DQs.

DQ answers:

1. Real
2. First name starts with J
3. Male
4. Dead
5. American
6. Not from the performing arts

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/147 "2018-05-21T22:07:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Does the TV series Trust revolve around your family?
> 2. Did you ask the question “Why so serious?”?
> 3. Did you have a hit with the song Valotte?  
> You swept me - take three more DQs.

#1 is J. Paul Getty.  
#2 is the Joker (in _The Dark Knight_)  
#3 was Julian Lennon.

DQs:

1. Died before 1900?
2. Common first name?
3. Known for politics or military?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/148 "2018-05-21T22:08:44Z")

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IQ1: Are you a weight loss guru for whom a diet plan is named?  
IQ2: Are you Taram Killam’s mega-bitch 1860s newspaper critic?  
IQ3: Are you also known as The Weeping Prophet?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/149 "2018-05-21T22:19:01Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you the present owner of the title car from the film _Chitty Chitty Bang Bang_?
2. Did you and your friends travel by peach?
3. Did you pilot _Friendship 7_?

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/150 "2018-05-21T23:18:47Z")

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IQs

1. Were you a football coach for the **Cowboys**?
2. _Are you lately known as the portrayer of Black Widow_?  
3)Were you ever impeached?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/151 "2018-05-22T04:17:20Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did a cop tell you not to use a phone you had every right to use? - A very young JFK, newly-elected to the House, was told by a Capitol Police officer, “Those phones are for Congressmen, son.”  
Were you that person’s wife? - Jackie Kennedy  
Were you that person’s only child alive today? - Oops, withdrawn. This is Caroline Kennedy, former ambassador to Japan, but she’s not a “J”

DQs:

Associated with NYC?  
Best known for a single incident?

IQs:

Are you stuck in the friendzone with Danaerys?  
Are you the Kingslayer?  
Are you Rhaegar’s secret son?

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/152 "2018-05-22T09:14:10Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
>
> IQ1: Are you a weight loss guru for whom a diet plan is named?  
> IQ2: Are you Taram Killam’s mega-bitch 1860s newspaper critic?  
> IQ3: Are you also known as The Weeping Prophet?

1. I am not Jane Fonda
2. Don’t know, take a DQ
3. I am not… Jude?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Are you the present owner of the title car from the film _Chitty Chitty Bang Bang_?
> 2. Did you and your friends travel by peach?
> 3. Did you pilot _Friendship 7_?

1. I am not… Jay Leno?
2. I am not Roald Dahl’s James (I forget his surname, possibly it was either Sponge or Spiker, after one of his aunts, but maybe they were both aunts by marriage)
3. I am not… Jabba the Hut? Assuming this will be a DQ

> [@MonkeyMensch](#):
>
> IQs
> 
> 1. Were you a football coach for the **Cowboys**?
> 2. _Are you lately known as the portrayer of Black Widow_?  
> 3)Were you ever impeached?

1. I am not Joe Montana (actually now I think about it, he was a 49er wasn’t he - guessing on the off-chance he went on to coach the Cowboys, I know it’s unlikely but it’s better than nothing)
2. Don’t know, take a DQ
3. I am not William Jefferson Clinton - feel free to re-ask if you were thinking of someone else and I’ll take another guess!

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> Previous IQs:
> 
> Did a cop tell you not to use a phone you had every right to use? - A very young JFK, newly-elected to the House, was told by a Capitol Police officer, “Those phones are for Congressmen, son.”  
> Were you that person’s wife? - Jackie Kennedy  
> Were you that person’s only child alive today? - Oops, withdrawn. This is Caroline Kennedy, former ambassador to Japan, but she’s not a “J”
> 
> DQs:
> 
> Associated with NYC?  
> Best known for a single incident?
> 
> IQs:
> 
> Are you stuck in the friendzone with Danaerys?  
> Are you the Kingslayer?  
> Are you Rhaegar’s secret son?

Ah yes, now I recall it - I was one president out! Think it came up in the recent K game.

I know virtually nothing about GoT so you have more DQs coming - I’ll guess Jon Snow for the first one. Yes, you may laugh.

DQ answers:

1. Real
2. First name starts with J
3. Male
4. Dead
5. American
6. Not from the performing arts
7. Died after 1900
8. Common first name
9. Not primarily known for politics/military
10. Associated with NYC
11. Not best known for a single incident

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/153 "2018-05-22T12:20:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Are you a weight loss guru for whom a diet plan is named?  
> IQ2: Are you Taram Killam’s mega-bitch 1860s newspaper critic?  
> IQ3: Are you also known as The Weeping Prophet?
> 
> 1. I am not Jane Fonda
> 2. Don’t know, take a DQ
> 3. I am not… Jude?

I was thinking of Jenny Craig, but I guess Jane Fonda is also correct - Jebediah Atkinson, Jeremiah

DQ: Known for a product, business, or service?  
DQ: Died on or after 1970?

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/154 "2018-05-22T13:17:39Z")

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1. Real
2. First name starts with J
3. Male
4. Dead
5. American
6. Not from the performing arts
7. Died after 1900
8. Common first name
9. Not primarily known for politics/military
10. Associated with NYC
11. Not best known for a single incident
12. Not known for a product, business, or service
13. Died on or after 1970

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/155 "2018-05-22T13:21:21Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Are you the present owner of the title car from the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
> 2. Did you and your friends travel by peach?
> 3. Did you pilot Friendship 7?
> 4. I am not… Jay Leno?
> 5. I am not Roald Dahl’s James (I forget his surname, possibly it was either Sponge or Spiker, after one of his aunts, but maybe they were both aunts by marriage)
> 6. I am not… Jabba the Hut? Assuming this will be a DQ

#1 Chitty is owned by LOTR director Peter Jackson.  
#2 Correct on James.  
#3 was astronaut John Glenn.

DQs:

1. Known for the visual arts (painting, sculpture, architecture, design, etc.)?
2. Died after 2000?

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/156 "2018-05-22T14:12:56Z")

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Darn, I thought Jay Leno was one of my better guesses! Good question.

1. Real
2. First name starts with J
3. Male
4. Dead
5. American
6. Not from the performing arts
7. Died after 1900
8. Common first name
9. Not primarily known for politics/military
10. Associated with NYC
11. Not best known for a single incident
12. Not known for a product, business, or service
13. Died on or after 1970
14. Not known for the visual arts
15. Died before 2000

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/157 "2018-05-22T15:41:07Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you write _Rabbit, Run_?
2. Did you write _On The Road_?
3. Did you write the poem _My House Burned Down Today_?

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/158 "2018-05-22T16:07:49Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you write _Rabbit, Run_?
> 2. Did you write _On The Road_?
> 3. Did you write the poem _My House Burned Down Today_?

1. I am not John Updike
2. I am not Jack Kerouac
3. I am not John Betjeman (guess - take a DQ if wrong)

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/159 "2018-05-22T16:17:47Z")

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> [@MonkeyMensch](#):
>
> IQs
> 
> 1. Were you a football coach for the **Cowboys**? So you’re not Jimmy Johnson? **DQ**
> 2. _Are you lately known as the portrayer of Black Widow_?So you’re not Scarlett Johanssen? **DQ**  
> 3)Were you ever impeached?

There were two answers I thought right for #3:Andrew Johnson or W. Jefferson Clinton. I was curious which might be offered. Correct.

DQs

1. Known from athletics?
2. Are you Jim Thorpe?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/160 "2018-05-22T16:22:13Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you write _Rabbit, Run_?
> 2. Did you write _On The Road_?
> 3. Did you write the poem _My House Burned Down Today_?

> [@Dead\_Cat](#):
>
> 1. I am not John Updike
> 2. I am not Jack Kerouac
> 3. I am not John Betjeman (guess - take a DQ if wrong)

Correct on 1 and 2. #3 was James Cavenaugh.

1 DQ reserved.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2018/813813/161 "2018-05-22T16:37:35Z")

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Previous IQs:

Are you stuck in the friendzone with Danaerys? - Ser Jorah Mormont, from _Game of Thrones_  
Are you the Kingslayer? - Ser Jaime Lannister  
Are you Rhaegar’s secret son? - _This_ is Jon Snow

Three DQs reserved.

IQs:

Were you hoodwinked by the Red-Headed League?  
Did a fan suggest your middle name was “Hamish”?  
Were you Duke Leto’s concubine?

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