Are you prominently mentioned in a recent novel, the audiobook of which includes a passage read by humorist David Sedaris? - Willie Lincoln, the Lincolns’ deceased young son, in Lincoln in the Bardo
Did you die soon after returning from a trip to Europe with your mom? - Tad Lincoln
Did you personally accept the surrender of the British army at Yorktown? - Benjamin Lincoln (no relation)
Lincoln x3!
On to J…
IQs:
Did a cop tell you not to use a phone you had every right to use?
Were you that person’s wife?
Were you that person’s only child alive today?
Ah, I seem to remember this coming up recently, but I can’t remember the answer. Is the first one Lyndon Johnson? Even if so, I don’t know his wife and children. Take two or three DQs.
IQ1: Are you a weight loss guru for whom a diet plan is named?
IQ2: Are you Taram Killam’s mega-bitch 1860s newspaper critic?
IQ3: Are you also known as The Weeping Prophet?
Did a cop tell you not to use a phone you had every right to use? - A very young JFK, newly-elected to the House, was told by a Capitol Police officer, “Those phones are for Congressmen, son.”
Were you that person’s wife? - Jackie Kennedy
Were you that person’s only child alive today? - Oops, withdrawn. This is Caroline Kennedy, former ambassador to Japan, but she’s not a “J”
DQs:
Associated with NYC?
Best known for a single incident?
IQs:
Are you stuck in the friendzone with Danaerys?
Are you the Kingslayer?
Are you Rhaegar’s secret son?
I am not Roald Dahl’s James (I forget his surname, possibly it was either Sponge or Spiker, after one of his aunts, but maybe they were both aunts by marriage)
I am not… Jabba the Hut? Assuming this will be a DQ
I am not Joe Montana (actually now I think about it, he was a 49er wasn’t he - guessing on the off-chance he went on to coach the Cowboys, I know it’s unlikely but it’s better than nothing)
Don’t know, take a DQ
I am not William Jefferson Clinton - feel free to re-ask if you were thinking of someone else and I’ll take another guess!
Ah yes, now I recall it - I was one president out! Think it came up in the recent K game.
I know virtually nothing about GoT so you have more DQs coming - I’ll guess Jon Snow for the first one. Yes, you may laugh.
Are you stuck in the friendzone with Danaerys? - Ser Jorah Mormont, from Game of Thrones
Are you the Kingslayer? - Ser Jaime Lannister
Are you Rhaegar’s secret son? - This is Jon Snow
Three DQs reserved.
IQs:
Were you hoodwinked by the Red-Headed League?
Did a fan suggest your middle name was “Hamish”?
Were you Duke Leto’s concubine?