# Botticelli - May 2021

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 30, 2021, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098 "2021-04-30T14:06:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/302 "2021-05-19T04:34:34Z")

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IQ1: Did you play a bigot’s daughter and a meathead’s wife?  
IQ2: Did you gush that right now, the Oscar voters like you?  
IQ3: Were you created by Dr. Finkelstein?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/303 "2021-05-19T13:20:19Z")

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IQs

1. Did your diary offer a lot of information about both the English Plague and the Great Fire of London?
2. Were you best known for writing \*“Waiting for Godot”?
3. Did you have a problem with reptiles on a flying conveyance?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/304 "2021-05-19T13:44:06Z")

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Bella, bella, **Prof. P.**!

Previous IQs:

Did a historian say that, on not your best day, you expected to be surprised? - U.S. Grant, caught flat-footed by a Confederate attack on the first day of the Battle of Shiloh (but he won on the second)  
Were you that person’s spouse, who loved to travel? - Julia Grant; after leaving the White House, they went on a gala round-the-world trip  
Did Ryan O’Neal give you a sly salute in the San Francisco airport? - Cary Grant; O’Neal said his apocryphal catchphrase “Judy, Judy, Judy” there in _What’s Up, Doc?_

Grant x3!

On to S.

IQs:

Did you often visit your sweetie at Ft. Belvedere?  
Did you and your family do more than anyone to ruin a fictional gubernatorial campaign?  
Were you that person’s wife?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/305 "2021-05-19T15:09:24Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
>
> Q1: Did you play a bigot’s daughter and a meathead’s wife?  
> IQ2: Did you gush that right now, the Oscar voters like you?  
> IQ3: Were you created by Dr. Finkelstein?

1. I am not Sally Struthers.
2. I am not Sally Field.
3. I am not Sally from _Nightmare Before Christmas_.

> [@MissTake](#):
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> IQs
> 
> 1. Did your diary offer a lot of information about both the English Plague and the Great Fire of London?
> 2. Were you best known for writing \*“Waiting for Godot”?
> 3. Did you have a problem with reptiles on a flying conveyance?

1. I am not Samuel Pepys.
2. I am not Samuel Beckett.
3. I am not Samuel L. Jackson.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Did you often visit your sweetie at Ft. Belvedere?  
> Did you and your family do more than anyone to ruin a fictional gubernatorial campaign?  
> Were you that person’s wife?

Take 3 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/306 "2021-05-19T16:28:41Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did you often visit your sweetie at Ft. Belvedere? - Wallis Simpson and Edward VIII: [Fort Belvedere, Surrey - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Belvedere,_Surrey)  
Did you and your family do more than anyone to ruin a fictional gubernatorial campaign? - Homer Simpson, when Mr. Burns ran  
Were you that person’s wife? - Marge Simpson, who served a mutated three-eyed fish at dinner

Simpson x3!

DQs:

Real?  
Male?  
Last name start with S?

IQs:

Were you Lincoln’s first SECWAR?  
Were you his second?  
Were your brothers Robert and Renly?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/307 "2021-05-19T16:38:47Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Last name starts with S

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/308 "2021-05-19T16:40:41Z")

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Qs:

Were you Lincoln’s first SECWAR?  
Were you his second?  
Were your brothers Robert and Renly?  
[/quote]

I am not Simon Cameron.  
I am not Edwin Stanton.  
I am not Stannis.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/309 "2021-05-19T18:19:59Z")

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IWs:

1. Did you portray a policemen who went back 33 years after a car accident?
2. Are you the character in #1?
3. Are you a heavily made up bassist?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/310 "2021-05-19T18:27:31Z")

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#3. I am not Gene Simmons.  
Take 2 DQs for the others.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/311 "2021-05-19T18:40:54Z")

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1. John Simm, playing 2. Sam Tyler in _Life on Mars_

DQs:  
Alive?  
Known for The Arts?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/312 "2021-05-19T19:06:07Z")

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[quote=“Prof.Pepperwinkle, post:307, topic:941098, full:true”]  
DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Last name starts with S
4. Dead
5. Not known for the Arts

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/313 "2021-05-19T20:11:38Z")

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Swept me!

IQs:

Were you lured into an underground hideout and killed by a horrible older man?  
Did a relative of yours found Kenyon College?  
A Democrat, were you a Governor of Vermont in the 1970s?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/314 "2021-05-19T20:18:07Z")

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Sweep!

IQ1: Have you played an engineering technician, a repo man and a major saint?  
IQ2: Were you forced to leave your prosthetic leg behind at the Battle of Cerro Gordo?  
IQ3: Did you write _The Art of War_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/315 "2021-05-19T22:39:56Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Were you lured into an underground hideout and killed by a horrible older man?  
> Did a relative of yours found Kenyon College?  
> A Democrat, were you a Governor of Vermont in the 1970s?

Take 3 DQs.

> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
>
> IQ1: Have you played an engineering technician, a repo man and a major saint?  
> IQ2: Were you forced to leave your prosthetic leg behind at the Battle of Cerro Gordo?  
> IQ3: Did you write _The Art of War_ ?

#3. I am not Sun Tzu.  
Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/316 "2021-05-19T23:00:55Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
> >
> > > IQ1: Have you played an engineering technician, a repo man and a major saint?  
> > > IQ2: Were you forced to leave your prosthetic leg behind at the Battle of Cerro Gordo?  
> > > IQ3: Did you write _The Art of War_ ?
> 
> #3. I am not Sun Tzu.

Harry Dean Stanton, in _Alien_, _Repo Man_, and _The Last Temptation of Chris_t, respectively.  
Mexican General Santa Anna  
Correct

DQ1: Died after 1950?  
DQ2: Known for sports?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/317 "2021-05-20T00:05:10Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Last name starts with S
4. Dead
5. Not known for the Arts
6. Died before 1950
7. Not known for sports

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/318 "2021-05-20T13:38:26Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you lured into an underground hideout and killed by a horrible older man? - Susie Salmon, in _The Lovely Bones_  
Did a relative of yours found Kenyon College? - Salmon P. Chase  
A Democrat, were you a Governor of Vermont in the 1970s? - Tom Salmon

Salmon x3!

DQs:

American?  
Political/military?  
Died before 1866?

IQs:

Were you a sf writer with a fishy name?  
Were you the Man with the Golden Gun?  
Did you command the notorious commerce raider CSS _Alabama_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/319 "2021-05-20T13:57:06Z")

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[quote=“Prof.Pepperwinkle, post:317, topic:941098, full:true”]  
DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Last name starts with S
4. Dead
5. Not known for the Arts
6. Died before 1950
7. Not known for sports
8. American
9. Not political/military
10. Died after 1866

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/320 "2021-05-20T14:23:02Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you the first person to mass produce whirlybirds?
2. Did you design the Gateway Arch?
3. Did you create a hypothetical regarding a dead/not dead cat?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2021/941098/321 "2021-05-20T15:14:06Z")

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#3. I am not Erwin Schrodinger.  
Take 2 DQ’s.

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