# Botticelli - May 2022

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 2, 2022, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823 "2022-05-02T17:00:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/181 "2022-05-24T05:12:50Z")

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IQ1: Are you a stand-up comedian name-checked by R.E.M. in their hit _It’s the End of the World As We Known It (And I Feel Fine)_?  
IQ2: Are you a rock critic name-checked in the same song as above?  
IQ3: Are you a conductor and composer name-checked in once again the same song?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/182 "2022-05-24T13:20:27Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper investigate your death? - Yes, Laura Palmer, on _Twin Peaks_  
Were you the first to play Cmdr. Adama? - Yes, Lorne Greene  
Did you swear Doug Wilder in as Governor of Virginia? - Not Abraham Lincoln, but former SCOTUS Justice Lewis Powell

DQ:

American?

IQs:

Did you kill your dad while he was relieving himself?  
Were you that dad?  
Were you that dad’s other son?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/183 "2022-05-24T13:25:21Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you once eat 50 hard boiled eggs on a dare?
> 2. Are you the title character in a play about a woman who takes in upon herself to end the Peloponnesian War?
> 3. Did you write _Neutron Star_?

1. I am not Cool Hand Luke.  
2. I am not Lysistrata (previously used by Chock).  
3. I am not Larry Niven?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/184 "2022-05-24T14:21:10Z")

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Swept me again.

IQs:

1. Did you play a demon clown in _Spawn_?
2. Did you play Major Burns on the TV series M \* A \* S \* H?
3. Did you host _Life Styles of the Rich and Famous_?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/185 "2022-05-24T17:48:22Z")

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Okay, I apologize, the browser window never loaded the new posts so I was unaware of them until refreshing the page just now.

> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ1: Are you a stand-up comedian name-checked by R.E.M. in their hit _It’s the End of the World As We Known It (And I Feel Fine)_?  
> IQ2: Are you a rock critic name-checked in the same song as above?  
> IQ3: Are you a conductor and composer name-checked in once again the same song?

IQ1: I am not Lenny Bruce?  
IQ2: I am not Lester Bangs?  
IQ3: I am not Leonard Bernstein.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Did you kill your dad while he was relieving himself?  
> Were you that dad?  
> Were you that dad’s other son?

Respectively:  
I am not Tyrion Lannister.  
I am not Tywin Lannister.  
I am not Jaime Lannister.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you play a demon clown in _Spawn_?
> 2. Did you play Major Burns on the TV series M \* A \* S \* H?
> 3. Did you host _Life Styles of the Rich and Famous_?

1. I am not John Leguizamo.  
2. Take a DQ.  
3. I am not Robin Leech.

DQs:

1. fictional
2. male
3. first name starts with L
4. would be alive today if real, in recent version
5. American

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/186 "2022-05-24T18:37:58Z")

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Clean sweep on the REM questions

IQ1: Are you the alter ego of Dr. Curt Connors?  
IQ2: Are you a coworker of and drinking buddies with Carl and Homer?  
IQ3: Did you force all inhabitants of Beta III to become part of The Body?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/187 "2022-05-25T01:14:25Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ1: Are you the alter ego of Dr. Curt Connors?  
> IQ2: Are you a coworker of and drinking buddies with Carl and Homer?  
> IQ3: Did you force all inhabitants of Beta III to become part of The Body?

IQ1: I am not the Lizard.  
IQ2: I am not Lenny.  
IQ3: I’ve seen “Return of the Archons”, but I forget. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/188 "2022-05-25T01:33:33Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> 3: I’ve seen “Return of the Archons”, but I forget. Take a DQ.

Landru. Correct on the other two.

DQ: Originally from a work of prose?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/189 "2022-05-25T13:10:32Z")

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Clean sweep on the Lannister questions, too.

IQs:

Did you create _Battlestar Galactica_?  
Did you draw _The Far Side_?  
Are you the most recent actress to play Captain Marvel?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/190 "2022-05-25T14:43:04Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Did you create _Battlestar Galactica_?  
> Did you draw _The Far Side_?  
> Are you the most recent actress to play Captain Marvel?

Respectively:  
I am not Glen Larson.  
I am not Gary Larson.  
I am not Brie Larson.

DQs:

1. fictional  
2. male  
3. first name starts with L  
4. would be alive today if real, in recent version  
5. American  
6. not from a work of prose

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/191 "2022-05-25T14:44:05Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > IQs:
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> > > 1. Did you play a demon clown in _Spawn_ ?
> > > 2. Did you play Major Burns on the TV series M \* A \* S \* H?
> > > 3. Did you host _Life Styles of the Rich and Famous_ ?
> 
> 1. I am not John Leguizamo.
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. I am not Robin Leech.

Correct, Larry Linville, Correct.

1 DQ reserved.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/192 "2022-05-25T17:32:03Z")

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IQ1: Were you a long-haired Ramones-loving conspiracy theorist?  
IQ2: Even though you were pure of heart and said your prayers each night, did you have problems when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon was bright?  
IQ3: Is it your party, and you’ll cry if you want to?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/193 "2022-05-25T19:04:37Z")

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Swept me again! Larson x3.

IQs:

Are you a longtime essayist for the Cleveland _Plain Dealer_?  
Did you just wanna go into Tosche Station for some power converters?  
Were you a hero of Little Round Top?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/194 "2022-05-25T19:12:09Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ1: Were you a long-haired Ramones-loving conspiracy theorist?  
> IQ2: Even though you were pure of heart and said your prayers each night, did you have problems when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon was bright?  
> IQ3: Is it your party, and you’ll cry if you want to?

IQ1: I am not Langly.  
IQ2: I am not Larry Talbot.  
IQ3: I am not Lesleye Gore.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Are you a longtime essayist for the Cleveland _Plain Dealer_?  
> Did you just wanna go into Tosche Station for some power converters?  
> Were you a hero of Little Round Top?

Respectively:  
I am not Ann Landers.  
I am not Luke Skywalker.  
I am not Joshua Lawrence?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/195 "2022-05-25T19:19:43Z")

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DQ: From film or television?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/196 "2022-05-25T19:22:48Z")

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IQs:

1. Is Odie Cologne your most loyal subject?
2. Did you play a lamplighter in _Mary Poppins Returns_?
3. Did you have a hit with a cover of _If I Had A Hammer_?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/197 "2022-05-26T02:38:13Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Is Odie Cologne your most loyal subject?
> 2. Did you play a lamplighter in _Mary Poppins Returns_?
> 3. Did you have a hit with a cover of _If I Had A Hammer_?

1. I am not King Leo.  
2. I am not Lin-Manuel Miranda.  
3. I am not Leonard Nimoy? I know he did “Proud Mary”.

DQs:

1. fictional  
2. male  
3. first name starts with L  
4. would be alive today if real, in recent version  
5. American  
6. not from a work of prose  
7. from film or television, not originally but very soon after first appearance

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/198 "2022-05-26T14:07:36Z")

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Previous IQs:

Are you a longtime essayist for the Cleveland _Plain Dealer_? - Not Ann Landers, but Brent Larkin  
Did you just wanna go into Tosche Station for some power converters? - Yes, Luke Skywalker: [The Power Converters | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpUkokRx3-k)  
Were you a hero of Little Round Top? - Close enough; Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain (his middle name is always used)

DQ:

First appeared after 1980?

IQs:

Did you run for two offices simultaneously in 1960?  
Did you do the same in 1988?  
A former Cabinet secretary, was your last public appearance in 1922?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/199 "2022-05-26T15:00:36Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
> >
> > IQs:
> > 
> > > 1. Is Odie Cologne your most loyal subject?
> > > 2. Did you play a lamplighter in _Mary Poppins Returns_ ?
> > > 3. Did you have a hit with a cover of _If I Had A Hammer_ ?
> 
> 1. I am not King Leo.
> 2. I am not Lin-Manuel Miranda.
> 3. I am not Leonard Nimoy? I know he did “Proud Mary”.

#1 was King Leonardo, close enough.  
#2 is correct.  
#3 was Trini Lopez.

1 DQ reserved.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2022/963823/200 "2022-05-26T18:47:04Z")

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Another sweep!

IQ1: Do you know what evil lurks in the heart of men?  
IQ2: Did you travel to Laputa, Luggnagg and Japan?  
IQ3: Are you a sheepish lion?

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