# Botticelli May 2025

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 8, 2025, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078 "2025-05-08T03:06:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/1 "2025-05-08T03:06:03Z")

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Hello and welcome to the May 2025 Botticelli thread, with me, your host W. De La Rue. [Here](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2025/1016476) is last month’s thread, and [here](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nVLOdq6IptN1UPXz3Tu9WAVrnQPyWSZ65Tqr5TS4L40/edit?tab=t.0) are the rules in convenient document form.

I am **M**.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/2 "2025-05-08T13:26:17Z")

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1. Are you the captain of the Argentine men’s football team?

2. Did Rosalind Russell play you in the movie?

3. Are you a popular musician who strongly advocates veganism?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/3 "2025-05-08T13:41:37Z")

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M it is.

IQs:

Did you lead The Citadel after WWII?  
Did your theories on naval power influence TR?  
Did a younger sibling say your first name repeatedly in frustration?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/4 "2025-05-08T13:53:48Z")

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> [@Thing.Fish](#):
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> 1. Are you the captain of the Argentine men’s football team?
> 2. Did Rosalind Russell play you in the movie?
> 3. Are you a popular musician who strongly advocates veganism?

1. I am not Lionel Messi.  
2. Take a DQ.  
3. I am not Steven Morrissey.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Did you lead The Citadel after WWII?  
> Did your theories on naval power influence TR?  
> Did a younger sibling say your first name repeatedly in frustration?

Respectively:  
I am not Mark Clark.  
Take a DQ.  
I am not Marcia Brady.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/5 "2025-05-08T15:01:11Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you one of SpiderMan’s girlfriends?
2. Were you referred to as “Raggedy Man” in one of your movies?
3. Are you a former NBA Rookie of the Year who was part of “Run-TMC”?

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/6 "2025-05-08T15:04:37Z")

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Rosalind Russell played _Auntie Mame_ in the 1958 film based on Patrick Dennis’ 1955 novel. I recommend both.

DQ: Are you real?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/7 "2025-05-08T15:51:25Z")

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Let’s M!

IQs:

1. Do you know me? I once played General Omar Bradley, and did some credit card ads.
2. Were you basketball’s “The Mailman”?
3. Did you write a set of articles for the _New York Tribune_ and _Die Presse_ of Vienna about the early Civil War?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/8 "2025-05-08T15:58:31Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you one of SpiderMan’s girlfriends?
> 2. Were you referred to as “Raggedy Man” in one of your movies?
> 3. Are you a former NBA Rookie of the Year who was part of “Run-TMC”?

1. I am not Mary Jane Watson.  
2. Take a DQ.  
3. I am not Muggsy Bogues?

> [@SunUp](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Do you know me? I once played General Omar Bradley, and did some credit card ads.
> 2. Were you basketball’s “The Mailman”?
> 3. Did you write a set of articles for the _New York Tribune_ and _Die Presse_ of Vienna about the early Civil War?

1. I am not Karl Malden?  
2. I am not Karl Malone.  
3. I am not Karl Marx?

DQs:  
1. fictional

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/9 "2025-05-08T16:11:53Z")

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IQs:

1. Have nuns labeled you as problematic?
2. Are you a wanted criminal on your home planet of Gallifrey?
3. Is your alter ego the youngest employee of WHIZ?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/10 "2025-05-08T17:32:04Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@knoodler](#):
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> > IQs:
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> > 1. Are you one of SpiderMan’s girlfriends?
> > 2. Were you referred to as “Raggedy Man” in one of your movies?
> > 3. Are you a former NBA Rookie of the Year who was part of “Run-TMC”?
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> 1. I am not Mary Jane Watson.
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. I am not Muggsy Bogues?

1. Correct
2. Mel Gibson (_Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome_)
3. Close, but it’s Mitch Richmond

DQs: Male?  
Known from arts?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/11 "2025-05-08T20:42:19Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did you lead The Citadel after WWII? - Yes, Gen. Mark Clark  
Did your theories on naval power influence TR? - Alfred Thayer Mahan  
Did a younger sibling say your first name repeatedly in frustration? - Yes, Marcia “Marcia, Marcia!” Brady

DQ:

First appeared since 1900?

IQs:

Were you “the Vilnius Schoolmaster”?  
Did you go to Vienna to meet up with your ol’ pal Harry Lime?  
Were you Anne Frank’s older sister?

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/12 "2025-05-08T21:16:28Z")

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I’m new here, so please bear with me: Is it OK to ask IQs that can’t possibly be right based on already-known information? (Anne Frank’s older sister was not a fictional character)

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/13 "2025-05-08T21:22:00Z")

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> [@Thing.Fish](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Have nuns labeled you as problematic?
> 2. Are you a wanted criminal on your home planet of Gallifrey?
> 3. Is your alter ego the youngest employee of WHIZ?

1. I am not a problem like Maria.  
2. I am not the Master.  
3. I am not Captain Marvel.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Were you “the Vilnius Schoolmaster”?  
> Did you go to Vienna to meet up with your ol’ pal Harry Lime?  
> Were you Anne Frank’s older sister?

Take 3 DQs.

DQs:  
1. fictional  
2. female  
3. first appeared after 1900

Regarding your second question, knoodler, are you thinking this a real person? Because I said before you asked that that she’s fictional.

> [@Thing.Fish](#):
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> Is it OK to ask IQs that can’t possibly be right based on already-known information?

Yes, we do it all the time.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/14 "2025-05-08T21:33:38Z")

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IQs:

1. Does your alter ego share an unusual first name with a former US Vice President?
2. Are you a comedienne who was mentored by Lenny Bruce?
3. Were you responsible for Miss Trunchbull’s abrupt departure from her job?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/15 "2025-05-08T23:00:34Z")

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Welcome to the game, **Thing.Fish!**

IQs:

1. Are you the current Prime Minister of Canada?
2. Were you Henry Crum’s main squeeze on the highly acclaimed, radio-inactive, plushly basemented 1950’s BBC radio series _The Goon Show_?
3. Did you write _The Vampire: Its Kith and Kin_?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/16 "2025-05-08T23:01:56Z")

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> [@Thing.Fish](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Does your alter ego share an unusual first name with a former US Vice President?
> 2. Are you a comedienne who was mentored by Lenny Bruce?
> 3. Were you responsible for Miss Trunchbull’s abrupt departure from her job?

1. I am not Ms. Marvel.  
2. I am not the marvelous Midge Maisel.  
3. I am not Matilda Wormwood.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you the current Prime Minister of Canada?
> 2. Were you Henry Crum’s main squeeze on the highly acclaimed, radio-inactive, plushly basemented 1950’s BBC radio series _The Goon Show_?
> 3. Did you write _The Vampire: Its Kith and Kin_?

1. I am not Mark Carney? Is it Mark?  
2. I am not Minnie Bannister.  
3. I am not Montague Summers.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/17 "2025-05-08T23:07:36Z")

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Swept me! Yes, it’s Mark.

IQs:

1. Did you play Falseface on the 1960’s Batman TV series?
2. Did you play Mrs. Nussbaum on Fred Allen’s radio series?
3. Are you a racecar driver who won the Indianapolis 500 once, and whose family, though in the race every year since for decades, has never won again?

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/18 "2025-05-08T23:31:40Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you kill Bellatrix Lestrange?
2. Do you live in St. Mary Mead?
3. Did you once get a shot of adrenaline directly into your heart to revive you after a heroin overdose?

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/19 "2025-05-09T01:14:26Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you Impress 10 fire lizards in the Pern books?
2. Are you a helpful, friendly witch in the Enchanted Forest Chronicles?
3. Did you die of starvation while living (with your sister Olive) with the Mohave Indians?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/20 "2025-05-09T02:29:29Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you play Falseface on the 1960’s Batman TV series?
> 2. Did you play Mrs. Nussbaum on Fred Allen’s radio series?
> 3. Are you a racecar driver who won the Indianapolis 500 once, and whose family, though in the race every year since for decades, has never won again?

1. I am not Malachi Throne.  
2. Take a DQ.  
3. I am not Mario Andretti?

> [@Thing.Fish](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you kill Bellatrix Lestrange?
> 2. Do you live in St. Mary Mead?
> 3. Did you once get a shot of adrenaline directly into your heart to revive you after a heroin overdose?

1. I am not Molly Weasley.  
2. I am not Miss Marple?  
3. I am not Mia Wallace.

> [@kitap](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you Impress 10 fire lizards in the Pern books?
> 2. Are you a helpful, friendly witch in the Enchanted Forest Chronicles?
> 3. Did you die of starvation while living (with your sister Olive) with the Mohave Indians?

Take 3 DQs.

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