# Botticelli May 2025

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 8, 2025, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078 "2025-05-08T03:06:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/21 "2025-05-09T02:43:54Z")

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IQ1: Did Tove Jansson write a book about you at sea?  
IQ2: Are you #1’s spouse?  
IQ3: Are you their son?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/22 "2025-05-09T02:44:48Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> Regarding your second question, knoodler, are you thinking this a real person? Because I said before you asked that that she’s fictional.

I’ll rescind my DQ, I don’t know why I asked it.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/23 "2025-05-09T02:49:17Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you take up comedy after your husband walked out?
2. Are you her manager?
3. Did you play her husband?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/24 "2025-05-09T02:53:16Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did Tove Jansson write a book about you at sea?  
> IQ2: Are you #1’s spouse?  
> IQ3: Are you their son?

IQ1: I am not Moominpapa.  
IQ2: I am not Moominmama.  
IQ3: I am not Moomintroll.

> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you take up comedy after your husband walked out?
> 2. Are you her manager?
> 3. Did you play her husband?

1. I am not Mrs. Midge Maisel (previously asked about by Thing.Fish).  
2. Take a DQ.  
3. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/25 "2025-05-09T02:56:40Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> 1. I am not Mrs. Midge Maisel (previously asked about by Thing.Fish).
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. Take a DQ.

Ah, I missed that earlier IQ.

1. Susie Myerson
2. Michael Zegan (played Joel Maisel)

DQs:

1. First appear after 1960?
2. American?
3. American creator?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/26 "2025-05-09T02:58:20Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@SCAdian](#):
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> > IQ1: Did Tove Jansson write a book about you at sea?  
> > IQ2: Are you #1’s spouse?  
> > IQ3: Are you their son?
> 
> IQ1: I am not Moominpapa.  
> IQ2: I am not Moominmama.  
> IQ3: I am not Moomintroll.

Harrumph.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/27 "2025-05-09T03:01:24Z")

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Miss Marple is correct!! I am impressed with your erudition. Time to escalate.

1. Did your daughter use her telekinetic powers to stop your heart after you stabbed her with a kitchen knife?
2. Do you invariably wear a large bow and a polka-dot dress?
3. Are you a comic strip character whose speech is lettered in a different style than everyone else in the strip?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/28 "2025-05-09T03:36:24Z")

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Ah, swept me! Karl M. x3!

IQs:

1. Are you aka Olorin?
2. Were you a former MLS defender whose father played for the Padres, Pirates and Cubs?
3. Were you a slugging Giants right fielder, beloved of crossword composers?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/29 "2025-05-09T03:44:43Z")

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> [@Thing4. .Fish](#):
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> 1. Did your daughter use her telekinetic powers to stop your heart after you stabbed her with a kitchen knife?
> 2. Do you invariably wear a large bow and a polka-dot dress?
> 3. Are you a comic strip character whose speech is lettered in a different style than everyone else in the strip?

1. I am not Margaret White.  
2. I am not Minnie Mouse.  
3. Take a DQ. I’m thinking this is someone from Pogo or Li’l Abner.

> [@SunUp](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Are you aka Olorin?
> 2. Were you a former MLS defender whose father played for the Padres, Pirates and Cubs?
> 3. Were you a slugging Giants right fielder, beloved of crossword composers?

1. Take a DQ.  
2. Take a DQ.  
3. I am not Mel Ott.

DQs:  
1. fictional  
2. female  
3. first appeared after 1900  
4. first appeared after 1960  
5. American  
6. American creators

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/30 "2025-05-09T03:55:32Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@SunUp](#):
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> > 1. Are you aka Olorin?
> > 2. Were you a former MLS defender whose father played for the Padres, Pirates and Cubs?
> > 3. Were you a slugging Giants right fielder, beloved of crossword composers?
> 
> 1. Take a DQ.
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. I am not Mel Ott.

“I am Mithrandir among the elves”, says Gandalf.  
Marvell Wynne II.  
And correct.

DQs:

1. First name begins with M?
2. First appeared after 1990?

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/31 "2025-05-09T03:59:53Z")

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Damn, you’re good!

#3 was Moe, the bully from Calvin and Hobbes, whose speech was in lowercase, while everyone else talked and thought in all caps.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/32 "2025-05-09T04:02:15Z")

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DQ: did you first become well known through a literary work (as distinct from movies, comics, etc)?

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/33 "2025-05-09T05:33:24Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you Impress 10 fire lizards in the Pern books?
> 2. Are you a helpful, friendly witch in the Enchanted Forest Chronicles?
> 3. Did you die of starvation while living (with your sister Olive) with the Mohave Indians?

Menolly, Morwen, Mary Ann Oatman.

DQ:  
Caucasian?

2 DQs reserved

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/34 "2025-05-09T12:05:55Z")

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Welcome, **Thing.Fish**! Glad to have you here. Please explain your username, if you’re willing.

Previous IQs:

Were you “the Vilnius Schoolmaster”? - Capt. Marko Ramius in Tom Clancy’s _The Hunt for Red October_ (played by Sean Connery in the movie)  
Did you go to Vienna to meet up with your ol’ pal Harry Lime? - Holly Martins, the hapless author, in _The Third Man_  
Were you Anne Frank’s older sister? - Margot Frank

DQs:

Main character?  
From genre fiction (Western, detective, sf, fantasy, etc.)?  
Considered a beauty?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/35 "2025-05-09T13:02:12Z")

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DQs:  
1. fictional  
2. female  
3. first appeared after 1900  
4. first appeared after 1960  
5. American  
6. American creators  
7. first name begins with M  
8. first appeared before 1990  
9. did not first appear in a literary work (as distinct from movies, comics, etc.)  
10. Caucasian  
11. supporting character  
12. from a specific genre  
13. not considered attractive

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/36 "2025-05-09T13:59:00Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > IQs:
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> > 1. Did you play Falseface on the 1960’s Batman TV series?
> > 2. Did you play Mrs. Nussbaum on Fred Allen’s radio series?
> > 3. Are you a racecar driver who won the Indianapolis 500 once, and whose family, though in the race every year since for decades, has never won again?
> 
> 1. I am not Malachi Throne.
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. I am not Mario Andretti?

Correct on 1 and 3.  
#2 was Minerva Pious.

DQ: From comic books?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/37 "2025-05-09T14:02:25Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you an associate producer at WJM?
2. Were you Hogwarts’ Transfiguration professor?
3. Did you star in the underrated and badly titled movie _Serial_?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/38 "2025-05-09T14:14:48Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you married to Chelsea Clinton?
2. Did your vote get the 1993 Clinton budget over the finish line in the House of Representatives?
3. Did you give a ride to a hitchhiking, bow-tie-wearing man-child on the way to the Alamo?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/39 "2025-05-09T14:20:59Z")

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> [@Thing.Fish](#):
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> #3 was Moe, the bully from Calvin and Hobbes, whose speech was in lowercase, while everyone else talked and thought in all caps.

moe! of course!

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you an associate producer at WJM?  
> 2. Were you Hogwarts’ Transfiguration professor?  
> 3. Did you star in the underrated and badly titled movie _Serial_?

1. I am not Mary Richards.  
2. I am not Minerva McGonagall.  
3. Take a DQ.

> [@SunUp](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Are you married to Chelsea Clinton?
> 2. Did your vote get the 1993 Clinton budget over the finish line in the House of Representatives?
> 3. Did you give a ride to a hitchhiking, bow-tie-wearing man-child on the way to the Alamo?

1. I am not Mark Nivetsky?  
2. Take a DQ.  
3. I am not Large Marge.

DQs:

1. fictional
2. female
3. first appeared after 1900
4. first appeared after 1960
5. American
6. American creators
7. first name begins with M
8. first appeared before 1990
9. did not first appear in a literary work (as distinct from movies, comics, etc.)
10. Caucasian
11. supporting character
12. from a specific genre
13. not considered attractive
14. from comic books

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2025/1018078/40 "2025-05-09T14:26:43Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@SunUp](#):
> >
> > 1. Are you married to Chelsea Clinton?
> > 2. Did your vote get the 1993 Clinton budget over the finish line in the House of Representatives?
> > 3. Did you give a ride to a hitchhiking, bow-tie-wearing man-child on the way to the Alamo?
> 
> 1. I am not Mark Nivetsky?
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. I am not Large Marge.

Mark Mezvinsky, his mother Marjorie Margulies-Mezvinsky, and (correct) Large Marge.

DQs:

1. First appeared before 1975?
2. Last name begins with A-M?

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