# Botticelli -- May 2026

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 4, 2026, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772 "2026-05-04T02:47:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 18

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/341 "2026-05-27T17:13:39Z")

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She’s the main reason I didn’t bother with the third movie. (Two other reasons were the carnival ride inside Erebor and the dwarf with the axe in his head.)

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/342 "2026-05-27T17:40:57Z")

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Should I wait until Monday to begin a new (monthly) thread?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/343 "2026-05-27T18:40:15Z")

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No, go-ahead.

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/344 "2026-05-27T20:22:13Z")

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Today’s Wednesday. Plenty of time for us to solve a new mystery person.

I would not have come up with Tauriel. I was stuck on the idea that it was someone from James Cameron’s Avatar, but hadn’t actually found an appropriate character.  
I only watched the middle episode of the _Hobbit_ trilogy-- I didn’t realize it was the middle one, and it didn’t make much sense, so I never saw the others.

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/345 "2026-05-27T23:40:42Z")

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Did not bother with the movies, so I never would have gotten her.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/346 "2026-05-28T01:37:53Z")

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OK, I’ll proceed. I am…

# E

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/347 "2026-05-28T01:40:57Z")

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IQs

1. Were you Sam’s mom on _Bewitched_?
2. Did Yahoo Serious play you in a movie?
3. Are you Charlie Sheen’s brother?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/348 "2026-05-28T01:54:20Z")

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IQ1: Were you allegedly murdered with a red-hot poker?  
IQ2: Were you a haunted businessman?  
IQ3: Were you Wilbur’s perissodactyl friend?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/349 "2026-05-28T02:03:04Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> - Were you Sam’s mom on _Bewitched_?
> - Did Yahoo Serious play you in a movie?
> - Are you Charlie Sheen’s brother?

I am not Endora  
I am not Young Einstein  
I am not Emilio Estevez

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Q1: Were you allegedly murdered with a red-hot poker?  
> IQ2: Were you a haunted businessman?  
> IQ3: Were you Wilbur’s perissodactyl friend?

Take 3 DQs

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/350 "2026-05-28T02:41:55Z")

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Ah, Tauriel was a good one!

On to E.

IQs:

1. Did you direct _Alexander Nevsky_?
2. Did you build the structure of the Statue of Liberty?
3. Did you command the U.S. Eighth Army under MacArthur?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/351 "2026-05-28T03:05:10Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> > [@SCAdian](#):
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> > Q1: Were you allegedly murdered with a red-hot poker?  
> > IQ2: Were you a haunted businessman?  
> > IQ3: Were you Wilbur’s perissodactyl friend?
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> Take 3 DQs

Edward II  
Ebenezer Scrooge  
Mr Ed

DQ1: Real?  
DQ2: Male?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/352 "2026-05-28T03:36:09Z")

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I remember Tauriel, although I was very disappointed in the Hobbit movies.

On to E!

IQs:

Did your eldest son make a very, very big mistake (that eventually cost him his own life) right after you died?  
Were you the first king of the House of Telcontar?  
Were you the second?

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/353 "2026-05-28T03:40:03Z")

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1. Did you write, among other books, **The Four-Story Mistake**?
2. Are you the recent widow of Charlie?
3. Did you replace Petiron as the Harper for Half-Circle Sea Hold?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/354 "2026-05-28T03:47:49Z")

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IQs:  
1. Were you a Swiss patent clerk?  
2. Were you Lisa from Temecula on _SNL_?  
3. Were you another recurring character of the above person, a sassy comic who unintentionally prompted the audience to collectively swear?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/355 "2026-05-28T15:02:45Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you direct _Alexander Nevsky_?
> 2. Did you build the structure of the Statue of Liberty?
> 3. Did you command the U.S. Eighth Army under MacArthur?

Take 3 DQs

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Did your eldest son make a very, very big mistake (that eventually cost him his own life) right after you died?  
> Were you the first king of the House of Telcontar?  
> Were you the second?

I am not Edward I (aka Longshanks)  
Take 2 DQs

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/356 "2026-05-28T15:04:35Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
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> - Did you write, among other books, **The Four-Story Mistake**?
> - Are you the recent widow of Charlie?
> - Did you replace Petiron as the Harper for Half-Circle Sea Hold?

Take 3 DQs

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you a Swiss patent clerk?
> 2. Were you Lisa from Temecula on _SNL_?
> 3. Were you another recurring character of the above person, a sassy comic who unintentionally prompted the audience to collectively swear?

I am not Albert Einstein  
Take 2 DQs

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/357 "2026-05-28T15:05:19Z")

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# E

1. Real
2. Male

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/358 "2026-05-28T15:10:37Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> I am not Albert Einstein  
> Take 2 DQs

2 was Ego Nwodim; 3 was Miss Eggy.

DQs:  
1. living?  
2. first name begins with E?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/359 "2026-05-28T15:28:01Z")

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# E

1. Real
2. Male
3. Dead
4. First name begins with E

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/360 "2026-05-28T15:42:40Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> > [@SunUp](#):
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> > IQs:
> > 
> > 1. Did you direct _Alexander Nevsky_?
> > 2. Did you build the structure of the Statue of Liberty?
> > 3. Did you command the U.S. Eighth Army under MacArthur?
> 
> Take 3 DQs

Sergei Eisenstein, Gustave Eiffel, and Robert Eichelberger.

DQs:

American?  
Known for the arts?

1 DQ reserved.

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