# Botticelli -- May 2026

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 4, 2026, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772 "2026-05-04T02:47:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/81 "2026-05-10T03:26:16Z")

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#3 was Jameson Parker, not Parker Stevenson.

IQs:

1. Are you a daughter of the Rainbow in the Oz books?
2. Did you play Sam Winchester in **Supernatural**?
3. Did you play Margo Lane in 1994’s **The Shadow**?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/82 "2026-05-10T03:47:50Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@knoodler](#):
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> > 1. Did you play the daughter of a man who died tragically on Christmas Eve?
> > 2. Did you sing the jingle for “Colon Blow” on _SNL_?
> > 3. Were you the grandmother of Apollo and Artemis?
> 
> 1. I am not Phoebe Cates. Took me a minute.
> 2. I am not Phil Hartman.
> 3. Take a DQ.

Correct (I was tempted to use her iconic portrayal in _Fast Times at Ridgemont High_ instead; in _Gremlins_ her father attempted to drop down their chimney on Christmas Eve and broke his neck, getting stuck.)  
Phoebe Snow  
Phoebe, Titaness of Greek mythology

Phoebe x3!

2 DQs reserved

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/83 "2026-05-10T04:17:46Z")

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P it is!

IQs:

Did you surrender Vicksburg on July 4, 1863?  
Did Andre Braugher play you on _Homicide: Life on the Streets_?  
Did Gen. McClellan unfortunately believe your inflated estimates of Confederate troop strength?

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/84 "2026-05-10T08:35:29Z")

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1. Mrs Pollifax
2. Correct and I’m watching the tv adaptations at présent
3. Percy Weasley (Harry Potter)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/85 "2026-05-10T11:44:51Z")

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**kitap** is right about Jameson Parker, so I don’t get that one.

DQ: Known for the performing arts?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/86 "2026-05-10T13:43:22Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you a daughter of the Rainbow in the Oz books?
> 2. Did you play Sam Winchester in **Supernatural**?
> 3. Did you play Margo Lane in 1994’s **The Shadow**?

1. I am not Polychrome.  
2. Take a DQ.  
3. Take a DQ.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you surrender Vicksburg on July 4, 1863?  
> Did Andre Braugher play you on _Homicide: Life on the Streets_?  
> Did Gen. McClellan unfortunately believe your inflated estimates of Confederate troop strength?

Respectively:  
I am not Major Phil McKracken.  
I am not detective Pembleton.  
I am not General Pope.

DQs:  
1. male  
2. real  
3. first name begins with P  
4. dead  
5. known for the arts  
6. known for the performing arts

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/87 "2026-05-10T15:01:22Z")

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IQs

1. Are you Mighty Mouse’s girlfriend?
2. Are you Underdog’s girlfriend?
3. Are you and your wife famously physically abusive to each other?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/88 "2026-05-10T15:19:04Z")

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DQs:

Died after 1950?  
American?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/89 "2026-05-10T15:27:01Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you a library cop on an episode of _Seinfeld_?
2. Was your character called out by an irate Col. Slade?
3. Were you and Benicio del Toro partners in a neo-western thriller?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/90 "2026-05-10T15:43:04Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs
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> 1. Are you Mighty Mouse’s girlfriend?
> 2. Are you Underdog’s girlfriend?
> 3. Are you and your wife famously physically abusive to each other?

1. I am not Pearl.  
2. I am not Polly Purebred.  
3. I am not Mr. Punch.

> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you a library cop on an episode of _Seinfeld_?
> 2. Was your character called out by an irate Col. Slade?
> 3. Were you and Benicio del Toro partners in a neo-western thriller?

1. I am not Philip Baker Hall.  
2. Take a DQ.  
3. Take a DQ.

DQs:  
1. male  
2. real  
3. first name begins with P  
4. dead  
5. known for the arts  
6. known for the performing arts  
7. died after 1950  
8. not American

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/91 "2026-05-10T15:51:11Z")

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Swept me!

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/92 "2026-05-10T18:51:14Z")

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1. Were you High King of a land you entered through a wardrobe?
2. Were you a Marsh-wiggle?
3. Were you another King or a Queen alongside the answer to Q 1?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/93 "2026-05-10T20:08:50Z")

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IQ1-2: Were you a driver in the Wacky Races?  
IQ3: Were you a schoolmate of a boy who almost deserved his name?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/94 "2026-05-10T20:54:33Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@knoodler](#):
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> > 1. Were you a library cop on an episode of _Seinfeld_?
> > 2. Was your character called out by an irate Col. Slade?
> > 3. Were you and Benicio del Toro partners in a neo-western thriller?
> 
> 1. I am not Philip Baker Hall.
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. Take a DQ.

Correct  
Phillip Seymour Hoffman (_Scent of a Woman_)  
Ryan Phillippe (_Way of the Gun_)

Phillip(e) x3!

2 DQs reserved

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/95 "2026-05-10T21:02:37Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you a former Playmate before landing a role on _Home Improvement_?
2. Did you sing about being downtown?
3. Does your boyfriend have a severe stutter?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/96 "2026-05-10T21:18:29Z")

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> [@Eureka](#):
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> 1. Were you High King of a land you entered through a wardrobe?
> 2. Were you a Marsh-wiggle?
> 3. Were you another King or a Queen alongside the answer to Q 1?

1. I am not Peter Pevensie.  
2. Take a DQ.  
3. I am not Susan Pevensie.

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1-2: Were you a driver in the Wacky Races?  
> IQ3: Were you a schoolmate of a boy who almost deserved his name?

IQ1: I am not Penelope Pitstop.  
IQ2: I am not Peter Perfect.  
IQ3: I am not Lucy Pevensie.

> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you a former Playmate before landing a role on Home Improvement?
> 2. Did you sing about being downtown?
> 3. Does your boyfriend have a severe stutter?

1. I am not Pamela Anderson.  
2. I am not Petula Clark.  
3. I am not Petunia Pig?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/97 "2026-05-10T21:28:16Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@SCAdian](#):
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> > IQ1-2: Were you a driver in the Wacky Races?  
> > IQ3: Were you a schoolmate of a boy who almost deserved his name?
> 
> IQ1: I am not Penelope Pitstop.  
> IQ2: I am not Peter Perfect.  
> IQ3: I am not Lucy Pevensie.

correct  
correct  
Jill Pole

One DQ reserved.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/98 "2026-05-10T21:31:09Z")

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IQs

1. Did you write _O Little Town Of Bethlehem_?
2. Did Sir Harry Secombe win a Tony for playing you on Broadway, in a role he originated on the London stage?
3. Have you been called “the anti-C. S. Lewis”?

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/99 "2026-05-11T00:06:34Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> 1. I am not Peter Pevensie.
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. I am not Susan Pevensie.

1. correct
2. The marsh-wiggle is Puddleglum
3. correct

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-may-2026/1029772/100 "2026-05-11T02:21:15Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did you surrender Vicksburg on July 4, 1863? - Gen. Pemberton  
Did Andre Braugher play you on _Homicide: Life on the Streets_? - Yes, Det. Pembleton  
Did Gen. McClellan unfortunately believe your inflated estimates of Confederate troop strength? - Top private eye Allan Pinkerton

P-ton x3!

DQs:

European?  
Best known as an actor?

IQs:

Did you play a gruff library cop on _Seinfeld_?  
Did your wife photograph you wearing a lobster suit in a bathtub?  
Were you Roald Dahl’s long-suffering wife?

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