IQ1: Did you have to clean up after your mother made a mess in one of the showers?
IQ2: Did you have 500 hats and rescue your kingdom from Oobleck?
IQ3: Did your 4th grade teacher tell your mother that your two career paths could be male stripper or Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?
#1. “Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.” #2 is correct. #3 is Bob Hope.
Did David Morse play you, a real person, in an HBO miniseries? - George Washington, in John Adams (my favorite scene here: George Washington, oath of office - YouTube)
Were you known, among other nicknames, as “Old Slow Trot”? - Maj. Gen. George H. Thomas, of Civil War fame (from his days as a West Point riding instructor, supposedly so as not to tire out the horses)
Was your middle name Catlett? - Gen. George C. Marshall
George x3!
On to B…
IQs:
Did you live in Passy, just outside Paris, for several years?
Did you compose a piece honoring Polish children during WWII?
Were you the top-ranked Jewish person in the Confederate Cabinet?
IQ1: Were you a scrivener who “would prefer not to”?
IQ2: Did you portray a maid who don’t know nothin’ ‘bout birthin’ babies?
IQ3: Are you a game show host who claimed to have been a CIA assassin?