# Botticelli November 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 3, 2011, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721 "2011-11-03T07:31:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/61 "2011-11-10T22:28:16Z")

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Garbo’s right.

Gabrielle Giffords and George Carlin.  
DQ: Are you male?  
DQ: Are you living?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/62 "2011-11-10T22:58:17Z")

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IQ: Were you the creative force behind Tubeway Army?

IQ: Did you direct a shot-for-shot remake of one of the most famous thrillers in cinema history?

IQ: Are you the British version of Godzilla, destroying London instead of Tokyo?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/63 "2011-11-11T01:49:25Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> Garbo’s right.
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> Gabrielle Giffords and George Carlin.  
> DQ: Are you male?  
> DQ: Are you living?

1. Male
2. Dead

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/64 "2011-11-11T01:50:25Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ: Were you the creative force behind Tubeway Army?
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> IQ: Did you direct a shot-for-shot remake of one of the most famous thrillers in cinema history?
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> IQ: Are you the British version of Godzilla, destroying London instead of Tokyo?

Not Gus Van Sant, and not Gorgo.

But take a DQ for #1.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/65 "2011-11-11T01:57:58Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ: Were you the creative force behind Tubeway Army?

> [@astorian](#):
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> But take a DQ for #1.

You are not early new-waver Gary Numan, best known for his solo hit “Cars”. Tubeway Army was the band he was in before going solo.

DQ: Real person?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/66 "2011-11-11T03:25:19Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> You are not early new-waver Gary Numan, best known for his solo hit “Cars”. Tubeway Army was the band he was in before going solo.
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> DQ: Real person?

1. Male
2. Dead
3. Real person

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/67 "2011-11-11T19:58:19Z")

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Is your autobiography titled: “I never wanted to be Vice President of anything”?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/68 "2011-11-11T21:18:02Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Did your original name mean “He Who Yawns”?

> [@astorian](#):
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> I don’t know he who yawns, so ask one DQ.

“He who yawns” is the translation of “Goyaałé”, the Chiracahua-language name of Geronimo.

DQ: Were you known for athletic accomplishments?  
IQ: Was your then-new invention an attraction at the World’s Columbian Exposition?

IQ: When advised to “go see (your name)”, did you reply, “I am (your name)”?

IQ: Were you the brother of a race-car driver for whom an automobile marque was named?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/69 "2011-11-12T03:19:34Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> Is your autobiography titled: “I never wanted to be Vice President of anything”?

DOn’t know this one- ask a DQ

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/70 "2011-11-12T03:21:39Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> DQ: Were you known for athletic accomplishments?

No.

1. Male
2. Dead
3. Real person
4. Not known for any involvement in sports

> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Was your then-new invention an attraction at the World’s Columbian Exposition?

Not George Ferris (as in Ferris wheel)

> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: When advised to “go see (your name)”, did you reply, “I am (your name)”?
> 
> IQ: Were you the brother of a race-car driver for whom an automobile marque was named?

Take two DQs for these

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/71 "2011-11-12T09:06:09Z")

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IQ: Are you the sculptor responsible for a sculpture prominently featured in the climax of a Hitchcock film?

IQ: Did a US president once say that you were a nice enough fellow, but you spent too much time playing football without a helmet?

IQ: Are you a better man than I am?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/72 "2011-11-12T16:57:40Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ: Are you the sculptor responsible for a sculpture prominently featured in the climax of a Hitchcock film?
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> IQ: Did a US president once say that you were a nice enough fellow, but you spent too much time playing football without a helmet?
> 
> IQ: Are you a better man than I am?

Not Gerald Ford or Gunga Din.

But since I can’t remember the first name of the guy who built Mount Rushmore (his last name was… Borglund, or something like that?), take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/73 "2011-11-12T19:15:38Z")

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IQ: Did you also write _The Tenth Man_?

IQ: Did you have a big hit in 1956 with “the Wayward Wind”?

IQ: Is something eating you?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/74 "2011-11-12T21:00:15Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: When advised to “go see (your name)”, did you reply, “I am (your name)”?
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> IQ: Were you the brother of a race-car driver for whom an automobile marque was named?

> [@astorian](#):
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> Take two DQs for these

Overcome with sadness, Joseph Grimaldi went to a doctor. When advised to go see the great clown Grimaldi (who performed in whiteface), the normal-looking patient revealed his identity.

Gaston Chevrolet, a racecar driver and manufacturer himself, was the brother of Louis, who cofounded the Chevrolet company with William Durant in 1911.

DQ: Political figure?

DQ: Entertainer?

IQ: Did you perform two of the maudlin songs of the 1960-80 era, one of which was devoted to a child’s development, the other to a woman you loved?

IQ: Did you record the song _Ghosts of Cape Horn_?

IQ: Are you a baseball great whose middle name is Moses?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/75 "2011-11-12T21:44:40Z")

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Were you the heir to one of the richest Americans of all time?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/76 "2011-11-12T23:15:28Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> IQ: Did you also write _The Tenth Man_?
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> IQ: Did you have a big hit in 1956 with “the Wayward Wind”?
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> IQ: Is something eating you?

Not Gilbert Grape, and not Gogi Grant.

But take a DQ for “The Tenth Man.”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/77 "2011-11-12T23:16:49Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> Overcome with sadness, Joseph Grimaldi went to a doctor. When advised to go see the great clown Grimaldi (who performed in whiteface), the normal-looking patient revealed his identity.
> 
> Gaston Chevrolet, a racecar driver and manufacturer himself, was the brother of Louis, who cofounded the Chevrolet company with William Durant in 1911.
> 
> DQ: Political figure?
> 
> DQ: Entertainer?

1. Male
2. Dead
3. Real Person
4. Not involved in sports
5. Not an entertainer of any kind.
6. Not a politician, but a very important political figure anyway.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/78 "2011-11-12T23:23:27Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> But since I can’t remember the first name of the guy who built Mount Rushmore (his last name was… Borglund, or something like that?), take a DQ.

Gutzon Borglum was the sculptor of Mount Rushmore.

DQ: American?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/79 "2011-11-13T02:42:27Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Did you perform two of the maudlin songs of the 1960-80 era, one of which was devoted to a child’s development, the other to a woman you loved?
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> IQ: Did you record the song _Ghosts of Cape Horn_?
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> IQ: Are you a baseball great whose middle name is Moses?

Not Bobby Goldsboro (“Watching Scotty Grow” and “Honey”)

Take a DQ for the other 2.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2011/601721/80 "2011-11-13T02:44:19Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> Were you the heir to one of the richest Americans of all time?

I SHOULD be able to come up with SOME acceptable answer to such a broad question, but I can’t (“Melvin Gummar?”)

So, ask a DQ.

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