# Botticelli -- November 2016

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 3, 2016, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528 "2016-11-03T12:25:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/81 "2016-11-16T03:17:33Z")

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IQ: Did the government ask you to change your hairstyle?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/82 "2016-11-16T14:02:49Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ: Did the government ask you to change your hairstyle?

Yes! I am Veronica Lake! Well done, SCA!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/83 "2016-11-16T14:25:14Z")

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D’oh! Shoulda thought of her. Good job, **SCAdian**!

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/84 "2016-11-17T19:33:01Z")

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Sorry about the delay.

I am **W**.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/85 "2016-11-17T20:35:27Z")

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IQs:

Miffed, did you refuse to accept the credentials of a diplomat after you heard he told a risqué joke about you and your new wife?  
Did your boss ask after the health of a horse you rode?  
Did your delight in balloons briefly become a meme this summer?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/86 "2016-11-17T22:51:40Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you a former presidential candidate born in Elwood, IN?
2. Did you run through the town in your nightgown?
3. Did you write _Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus_?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/87 "2016-11-18T02:31:30Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Miffed, did you refuse to accept the credentials of a diplomat after you heard he told a risqué joke about you and your new wife?  
> Did your boss ask after the health of a horse you rode?  
> Did your delight in balloons briefly become a meme this summer?

Not … Woodrow Wilson?  
DQ.  
DQ.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you a former presidential candidate born in Elwood, IN?
> 2. Did you run through the town in your nightgown?
> 3. Did you write _Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus_?

DQ.  
Not Wee Willie Winkie.  
DQ.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/88 "2016-11-18T03:23:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you a former presidential candidate born in Elwood, IN?
> 2. Did you run through the town in your nightgown?
> 3. Did you write Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus?  
> DQ.  
> Not Wee Willie Winkie.  
> DQ.

#1 was Wendell L. Willkie.  
Correct on Wee.  
#3 was Ludwig Wittgenstein.

DQs:

1. Real?
2. Male?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/89 "2016-11-18T03:25:57Z")

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IQs:

1. Have you been portrayed by Gene Wilder and Johnny Depp?
2. Would you rather pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today?
3. Did you write the hymn/carol _Joy To The World_?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/90 "2016-11-18T05:06:52Z")

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Previous IQs:

Miffed, did you refuse to accept the credentials of a diplomat after you heard he told a risqué joke about you and your new wife? - Yes, Woodrow Wilson. He learned that the newly-arrived British ambassador had joked at a dinner party, “When the President proposed, his sweetheart was so surprised she fell right out of bed.”  
Did your boss ask after the health of a horse you rode? - William Howard Taft, who had telegrammed Theodore Roosevelt, “I had a long ride this morning and feel wonderful.” T.R. immediately responded, “How is the horse?”  
Did your delight in balloons briefly become a meme this summer? - William Jefferson Clinton: [17 Pictures Of Bill Clinton Realizing That Balloons Exist](https://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/bill-the-balloon-guy?utm_term=.crq1EoNxM#.giZjvAOML)

DQs:

American?  
Last name start with W?

IQs:

Were you the reluctant Penna. semi-hero of the musical _1776_?  
Were you Lincoln’s SECNAV?  
Did James Carville work on your Senate campaign before working for Bill Clinton?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/91 "2016-11-19T11:55:30Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Have you been portrayed by Gene Wilder and Johnny Depp?
> 2. Would you rather pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today?
> 3. Did you write the hymn/carol _Joy To The World_?

Not Willy Wonka.  
Not J Wellington Wimpy.  
DQ.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Were you the reluctant Penna. semi-hero of the musical _1776_?  
> Were you Lincoln’s SECNAV?  
> Did James Carville work on your Senate campaign before working for Bill Clinton?

Not James Wilson.  
Not Gideon Welles.  
DQ.

**W**

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. American
4. Last name starts with W

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/92 "2016-11-19T13:13:47Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you the reluctant Penna. semi-hero of the musical _1776_? - Yes, James Wilson  
Were you Lincoln’s SECNAV? - Yes, Gideon Welles  
Did James Carville work on your Senate campaign before working for Bill Clinton? - Sen. Harris Wofford (D-Penna.)

DQ:

Would be alive today, if real?

IQs:

Did you successfully defend Ft. Meigs?  
Were you a noted British abolitionist?  
Are your Weimereiners a favorite photographic subject of yours?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/93 "2016-11-19T14:01:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Have you been portrayed by Gene Wilder and Johnny Depp?
> 2. Would you rather pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today?
> 3. Did you write the hymn/carol Joy To The World?  
> Not Willy Wonka.  
> Not J Wellington Wimpy.  
> DQ.

Correct. Correct. #3 is Isaac Watts.

DQ: From a movie or movies?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/94 "2016-11-19T14:04:47Z")

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IQs:

1. Were/are you the main keyboardist for Yes?
2. Did you write _Our Town_?
3. Is it true that people can’t push you around, you really won’t go?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/95 "2016-11-19T21:36:11Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you successfully defend Ft. Meigs?  
> Were you a noted British abolitionist?  
> Are your Weimereiners a favorite photographic subject of yours?

DQ.  
DQ.  
Not William(?) Wegman.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were/are you the main keyboardist for Yes?
> 2. Did you write _Our Town_?
> 3. Is it true that people can’t push you around, you really won’t go?

DQ.  
Not … Thornton Wilder?  
Not Little Willy.

**W**

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. American
4. Last name starts with W
5. Could be alive today, if real
6. Not from a movie or movies

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/96 "2016-11-19T22:07:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were/are you the main keyboardist for Yes?
> 2. Did you write Our Town?
> 3. Is it true that people can’t push you around, you really won’t go?  
> DQ.  
> Not … Thornton Wilder?  
> Not Little Willy.

#1 is Rick Wakeman. Correct on the other two.

DQ: From a song?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/97 "2016-11-19T22:09:27Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you the title character of a Monkees song?
2. Do you hang around with the Eggmen?
3. Did you star in _Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger_?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/98 "2016-11-20T01:23:56Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Are you the title character of a Monkees song?
> 2. Do you hang around with the Eggmen?
> 3. Did you star in _Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger_?

Three DQs.

**W**

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. American
4. Last name starts with W
5. Could be alive today, if real
6. Not from a movie or movies
7. Not from a song

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/99 "2016-11-20T01:44:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you the title character of a Monkees song?
> 2. Do you hang around with the Eggmen?
> 3. Did you star in Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger?  
> Three DQs.

#1 is D. W. Washburn.  
#2 is the Walrus, goo goo gajoob!  
#3 is Patrick Wayne, son of John

DQs:

1. from a work of prose fiction?
2. Protagonist?
3. from a work of science-fiction or fantasy?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-november-2016/770528/100 "2016-11-20T01:45:57Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you create Andy Panda?
2. Did you create Churchy La Femme?
3. Did you create Horace Horsecollar?

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