# Botticelli October 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [October 3, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437 "2011-10-03T15:23:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/21 "2011-10-04T20:00:49Z")

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IQ: Were you a right fielder for the Toronto Blue Jays who won two Gold Gloves in the 1980s?

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/22 "2011-10-04T20:23:14Z")

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IQ: Were you the oldest man to fly in space?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/23 "2011-10-04T20:50:09Z")

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DQ2: Are you a political figure?

IQ: Are you an atheist who became a preacher in order to lead people to socialism through religion?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/24 "2011-10-04T20:58:12Z")

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1. Jason (_ **The Exorcist** _) Miller wrote the Tony-winning play \*\*\*That Championship Season \*\*\* (I thought of him because he was also Jackie Gleason’s son-in-law).

1. Jeb Stuart Magruder was the Watergate conspirator who became a Presbyterian minister.

2. Jethro Bodine, on _ **The Beverly Hillbillies** _, was played by Max Baer Jr., whose Dad had been the heavyweight champ.  
DQ1: Are you American?

DQ2: Are you still alive?

DQ3: Are you nown for work in science and/or technology?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/25 "2011-10-04T22:21:53Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Were you a right fielder for the Toronto Blue Jays who won two Gold Gloves in the 1980s?

Dunno. Take a DQ.

> [@Rebo](#):
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> IQ: Were you the oldest man to fly in space?

No, I’m not John Glenn.

> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ: Are you an atheist who became a preacher in order to lead people to socialism through religion?

Hmm. I should know that. Ask a DQ.

J.

1. Male
2. Real person
3. First name starts with “J”
4. Born in 20th century
5. Not known for achievements in the broadly defined “arts”
6. Not a political figure
7. American
8. Dead
9. Not known for work in science and/or technology

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/26 "2011-10-04T22:37:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by **Le Ministre de l’au-delà**  
> IQ: Were you a right fielder for the Toronto Blue Jays who won two Gold Gloves in the 1980s?

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Dunno. Take a DQ.

**Jesse Barfield** was a great right fielder with an arm like a cannon; didn’t need a cut-off man. I had the pleasure of watching him many times - he could make a catch right at the wall and unload a throw that would make it to two feet over from home plate on the third base side. After a couple of months of incredible outs, runners started holding up at third. We traded him to the New York Yankees in the late 80s when his offensive numbers started to drop; too bad - he was a great player.

Anyway - DQ - Are you a religious figure?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/27 "2011-10-04T23:07:32Z")

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IQ1: Did you beat out Joe Namath for the Heisman trophy?

IQ2: Did your WWII-era TIME cover appearance bear the caption “too much vinegar?”

IQ3: Have you publicly expressed interest in forming a small business involving fitting and repairing pipes?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/28 "2011-10-05T01:48:54Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> IQ1: Did you beat out Joe Namath for the Heisman trophy?
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> IQ2: Did your WWII-era TIME cover appearance bear the caption “too much vinegar?”
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> IQ3: Have you publicly expressed interest in forming a small business involving fitting and repairing pipes?

No, I’m not Johnny Unitas.

No, I’m not Josef Stalin.

Dunno about the third. Take a DQ.

J.

1. Male
2. Real person
3. First name starts with “J”
4. Born in 20th century
5. Not known for achievements in the broadly defined “arts”
6. Not a political figure
7. American
8. Dead
9. Not known for work in science and/or technology
10. Not a religious figure

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/29 "2011-10-05T02:54:03Z")

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IQ: Are you the Czech opera composer who wrote ‘Katya Kabanova’, ‘The Makropolous Case’ and ‘Jenufa’, among others?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/30 "2011-10-05T03:30:59Z")

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Do you do a lot of paintings of American flags?  
Did Ronald Reagan’s youngest son study with you?  
Did John Denver dedicate his last #1 hit on the Billboard charts to you?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/31 "2011-10-05T04:08:55Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> No, I’m not Johnny Unitas.
> 
> No, I’m not Josef Stalin.
> 
> Dunno about the third. Take a DQ.

Notre Dame quarterback John Huarte won the Heisman trophy for 1964, while Namath in fact finished eleventh. Nonetheless, it was Namath the New York Jets signed for $400,000 the next season, while Huarte had to settle for half that (which nonetheless made him one of the highest-paid players in the AFL).

“Too much vinegar?” was the question TIME mag asked of “Vinegar Joe” Stilwell of the Burma campaign.

The guy with the pipes was familiarly known as “Joe the plumber”. Do I have to know his last name?

I will ask just one DQ for now: Are you known mainly for your military career?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/32 "2011-10-05T13:39:06Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Are you the Czech opera composer who wrote ‘Katya Kabanova’, ‘The Makropolous Case’ and ‘Jenufa’, among others?

No, I’m not Janos Somebodyorother.

> [@astorian](#):
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> Do you do a lot of paintings of American flags?
> 
> Did Ronald Reagan’s youngest son study with you?
> 
> Did John Denver dedicate his last #1 hit on the Billboard charts to you?

No, I’m not Jasper Johns.

Nor am I Joffrey the dance guy.

Dunno about John Denver. Take a DQ for that one.

J.

1. Male
2. Real person
3. First name starts with “J”
4. Born in 20th century
5. Not known for achievements in the broadly defined “arts”
6. Not a political figure
7. American
8. Dead
9. Not known for work in science and/or technology
10. Not a religious figure
11. Not known mainly for military career

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/33 "2011-10-05T13:50:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by \*\*Le Ministre de l’au-delà \*\*  
> IQ: Are you the Czech opera composer who wrote ‘Katya Kabanova’, ‘The Makropolous Case’ and ‘Jenufa’, among others?

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> No, I’m not Janos Somebodyorother.

You’re not\*\* Leoš Janáček\*\*, you mean.

DQ: Are you noted for your athletic accomplishments?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/34 "2011-10-05T14:20:05Z")

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You got Jasper Johns and Robert Joffrey.

John Denver’s last #1 hit was “Calypso.” Once you know that, it’s easy to guess that the song was dedicated to marine explorer Jacques Cousteau.

DQ: Were you involved in the world of sports?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/35 "2011-10-05T14:26:12Z")

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J.

1. Male
2. Real person
3. First name starts with “J”
4. Born in 20th century
5. Not known for achievements in the broadly defined “arts”
6. Not a political figure
7. American
8. Dead
9. Not known for work in science and/or technology
10. Not a religious figure
11. Not known mainly for military career
12. Noted for athletic accomplishments

**astorian** , your DQ was similar enough to **Le Ministre** ’s, you can ask a different one, if you like.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/36 "2011-10-05T14:48:25Z")

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IQ: Did you win any gold medals in the Olympics?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/37 "2011-10-05T14:54:44Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> IQ: Did you win any gold medals in the Olympics?

No, I’m not Jim “Thanks, King” Thorpe.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/38 "2011-10-05T14:57:04Z")

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I was thinking of Jesse Owens, the track and field phenom in the 1939 Olympics, that showed Hitler that black men aren’t inferior to the Aryans.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/39 "2011-10-05T15:02:01Z")

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DQ: Were you involved in a sport played with a ball?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/40 "2011-10-05T15:07:24Z")

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Were you a former Yankee outfielder who won an MVP award while playing for the Red Sox?  
Was your picture right next to Janis Joplin’s in your senior high school yearbook at Port Arthur, Texas?  
Were you the first prominent NHL goalie to wear a mask every night?

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