# Botticelli October 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [October 3, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437 "2011-10-03T15:23:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/81 "2011-10-08T05:47:03Z")

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IQ: Are you a prodisestablishmentarianist PM of the UK?

IQ: Did you make candles on Staten Island before returning home to reunite?

IQ: Are you, along with King Arthur and Charlemagne, one of the three Christians\* among the “Nine Worthies”?

\*Officially. I guess there is some doubt about Arthur’s Christianity, among other attributes.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/82 "2011-10-08T07:56:56Z")

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IQ: Were you rescued from almost certain peril(much to your annoyance)?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/83 "2011-10-08T12:01:42Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> IQ: Are you a prodisestablishmentarianist PM of the UK?
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> IQ: Did you make candles on Staten Island before returning home to reunite?
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> IQ: Are you, along with King Arthur and Charlemagne, one of the three Christians\* among the “Nine Worthies”?
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> \*Officially. I guess there is some doubt about Arthur’s Christianity, among other attributes.

Not Gladstone or Garibaldi.

But no idea on the 9 Worthies- ask a DQ.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/84 "2011-10-08T12:02:47Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> IQ: Were you rescued from almost certain peril(much to your annoyance)?

Not Sir Galahad

(I bet you’re gay!)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/85 "2011-10-08T15:44:13Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> If I’d said Jerome “Dizzy” Dean, would you have taken it?..

Yes, because you obviously would’ve had that particular ballplayer in mind. As in _Jeopardy!_, it’s the last name that counts.

George Washington had a dog named Sweetlips.

George Costanza on _Seinfeld_ was notorious for his very, very thick wallet.

Gerri Halliwell of the Spice Girls made headlines for stealing a kiss from Prince Charles.

1. European?
2. Dead?
3. In entertainment?

IQ: Does the same actor provide both your voice and that of your owner?

IQ: Are you fond of origami but not necessarily of rain?

IQ: Were you a modest businessman who went on to military glory in the 18th century?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/86 "2011-10-08T17:17:40Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> 1. European?
> 2. Dead?
> 3. In entertainment?
> 
> IQ: Does the same actor provide both your voice and that of your owner?
> 
> IQ: Are you fond of origami but not necessarily of rain?
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> IQ: Were you a modest businessman who went on to military glory in the 18th century?

Yes, European  
Yes, dead  
No, not in entertainment  
I’m not Peter Griffin (voice by Seth McFarlane, whose real voice sounds suspiciously like my dog Brian’s)

Not Gaff from “Blade Runner”?

Take a DQ on the last one.

1. Real person
2. Male
3. Not American
4. European
5. Dead
6. Not an entertainer

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/87 "2011-10-08T17:43:06Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Not Gladstone or Garibaldi.
> 
> But no idea on the 9 Worthies- ask a DQ.

Godfrey of Bouillon, who refused the title “King of Jerusalem” so as not to arouse God’s jealousy, is the most recent Christian among the Nine Worthies as chosen in the 14th century by Jacques de Longuyon. I will keep mum about the three Jews and the three pagans with an eye on the future.

DQ: Is your fame mostly military or political in origin?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/88 "2011-10-08T18:40:01Z")

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IQ: Are you a black comedian with the same first and last name as a white politician?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/89 "2011-10-08T19:56:48Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> DQ: Is your fame mostly military or political in origin?

No

1. Real person
2. Male
3. Not American
4. European
5. Dead
6. Not an entertainer
7. Not known for politics or military exploits

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/90 "2011-10-08T19:57:50Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Are you a black comedian with the same first and last name as a white politician?

Not George Wallace

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/91 "2011-10-08T21:39:15Z")

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IQ: were you a serial killer known for the color of your facial hair?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/92 "2011-10-08T21:54:26Z")

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IQ: Did you sack Rome in 455?

IQ: Do you “wanta change-a (your-a) name-a”, per a rare cutting-up moment by Bart Simpson’s friend Milhouse?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/93 "2011-10-08T22:09:27Z")

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IQ: Does your best known song’s lyrics consist of “Hey!!”

IQ: Are you a muppet of indeterminate species?

IQ: Did you famously complain “this never happened to the other guy”?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/94 "2011-10-08T23:25:04Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> …  
> I’m not Peter Griffin (voice by Seth McFarlane, whose real voice sounds suspiciously like my dog Brian’s)
> 
> Not Gaff from “Blade Runner”?
> 
> Take a DQ on the last one.

Not who I was thinking of as to the first one, but you’re right, so I’ll rephrase:

IQ: Does the same actor provide both your voice and that of your owner, neither of you being human?

Correct as to Gaff.

Nathanael Greene was a modest Rhode Island businessman who went on to become George Washington’s best general.

My DQ: Author, writer or playwright (unless that is included in “entertainment”)?

Two other IQs for now.

IQ: Did you leave your home behind as a museum, but with very strict rules for those who ran it after your death?

IQ: Were you “the Welsh Wizard”?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/95 "2011-10-09T05:13:44Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> IQ: were you a serial killer known for the color of your facial hair?

If there was a real life Bluebeard, I don’t know his name. Ask a DQ.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/96 "2011-10-09T05:16:29Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> IQ: Did you sack Rome in 455?
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> IQ: Do you “wanta change-a (your-a) name-a”, per a rare cutting-up moment by Bart Simpson’s friend Milhouse?

For the first question, I assume it was the leader of the Vandals, but I don’t know his name. Ask a DQ.

For the second, it was Guglielmo Marconi (one of the few SImpsons episodes I’ve seen and still remember)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/97 "2011-10-09T05:18:25Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ: Does your best known song’s lyrics consist of “Hey!!”
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> IQ: Are you a muppet of indeterminate species?
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> IQ: Did you famously complain “this never happened to the other guy”?

Not Gary Glitter.

Not Gonzo the Great  
No idea about question #3- ask a DQ.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/98 "2011-10-09T05:19:34Z")

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1. Real person
2. Male
3. Not American
4. European
5. Dead
6. Not an entertainer
7. Not known as a writer of any kind.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/99 "2011-10-09T05:22:00Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Not who I was thinking of as to the first one, but you’re right, so I’ll rephrase:
> 
> IQ: Does the same actor provide both your voice and that of your owner, neither of you being human?
> 
> Correct as to Gaff.
> 
> Nathanael Greene was a modest Rhode Island businessman who went on to become George Washington’s best general.
> 
> My DQ: Author, writer or playwright (unless that is included in “entertainment”)?
> 
> Two other IQs for now.
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> IQ: Did you leave your home behind as a museum, but with very strict rules for those who ran it after your death?
> 
> IQ: Were you “the Welsh Wizard”?

I’m not David Lloyd “The Welsh Wizard” George.

I’m stumped on the animal/owner voice question and the museum question. SO take two DQs.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2011/598437/100 "2011-10-09T06:13:39Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ: Did you famously complain “this never happened to the other guy”?

> [@astorian](#):
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> No idea about question #3- ask a DQ.

On reflection, I realize I got the quote wrong. It should be “This never happened to the other fellow”. I’ll let you have another shot.

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