Botticelli - October 2013

J

  1. Real
  2. Male
  3. Last name does not start with J
  4. American
  5. Dead
  6. Not in the Arts as we know and love them
  7. Died since 1900
  8. Political/military connections, but not actually a political/military figure
  9. Not known for work in the sciences
  10. Not known as a businessman
  11. Did not die since 1950
  12. Not born north of the Mason-Dixon Line
  13. Born east of the Mississippi
    (Note: Not born in the continental US)
  14. I think I can safely say he’s best known for a single incident
  15. No criminal connection
  16. Did not die of natural causes
  17. Not depicted on screen as far as I know
  18. Religious connections, but not what he’s best known for
  19. Not born in Puerto Rico
  20. Assassin not brought to justice
  21. Something of note was named for him

And that’s 20…

Talk it over, think a bit. Prof P, EH, Spoons, fanganga and etv each get one more DQ, of the “Are you Firstname Lastname?” variety. I’ll give the answer if one of you guesses it, when everyone has asked or given up with no correct guess, or Sunday afternoon - whichever happens first.

21’s an interesting one, given that he’s not a scientist, businessman or politician. An explorer? A crime victim who had a law named after him a’la Megan’s Law?

Here goes nothin’.
Are you Joseph P. Kennedy, Jr.?

I am not.

Total stab in the dark here… Are you Jose Miranda?

I am not.

Another total stab in the dark. Are you… Julio Menendez?

I am not.

Are you Jack Ruby?

I am not.

Spoons…?

I got nuthin’. The only ones I can think of right now, don’t fit the parameters. So I’ll allow my “stab in the dark” to anybody who wishes to try it.

Spoons has surrendered, and everyone else has struck out, so I guess it’s time for me to admit that I am Baptist missionary and US Army captain (though not particularly noted for either role)
John Morrison Birch,
considered by some to have been the first victim of the Cold War.
You can blame fanganga for this one, by the way - it was the Lizzie Borden game that made me think of Birch

Good one, SCAdian!

Everybody join in:
Oh, we’re meetin’ at the courthouse at eight o’clock tonight
You just walk in the door and take the first turn to the right
Be careful when you get there, we hate to be bereft
But we’re taking down the names of everybody turning left
Oh, we’re the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
Here to save our country from a communistic plot
Join the John Birch Society, help us fill the ranks
To get this movement started we need lots of tools and cranks

Well played. In case anyone’s curious about my guess which was completely wrong, he was so completely wrong I didn’t even guess his first name right - number 21 had me thinking of Miranda, for whom the Miranda warning was named, I knew he had a Spanish first name and was hoping it was Jose. Turns out he was Ernesto Miranda, born in Arizona, found guilty of the crime for which he was arrested even after the failure to inform him of his rights resulted in a lot of evidence being thrown out meaning there was certainly a criminal connection, and died after 1950. Welp, you win some, you lose some.

Now there’s no one that we’re certain the Kremlin doesn’t touch
We think that Westbrook Pegler doth protest a bit too much
We only hail the hero from whom we got our name
We’re not sure what he did but he’s our hero just the same

The John Birch Society guy - of course! Good one, SCAdian! Well played.

I think next I shall be …
M.

IQ: Are you considered an heir appearent to Brooks Robinson?
1Q2: Did the A-rod people like help fix you up with your current bf?

IQ1: Were you a proponent of preserving natural land whose eyesight was damaged?
IQ2: Was your case used to establish a precedent for how arrests are handled in America?
IQ3: Did you pull yourself out of a bog by your hair?

Two DQs.

DQ.
Not Ernesto Miranda.
DQ.