# Botticelli - October 2015

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [October 1, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156 "2015-10-01T16:53:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/301 "2015-10-19T11:28:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you play Prof. Pepperwinkle on The Adventures Of Superman?
> 2. Does your neighbor have to knock three times before calling out your name?
> 3. Did you write The Rape of the Lock?  
> DQ. Not Penny from the Big Bang Theory or Alexander Pope.

#1 was Phil Tead. Correct on the other two.

DQ: Male?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/302 "2015-10-19T11:30:36Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you have a bed that gave new meaning to the phrase “One size fits all”?
2. Were you Candide’s learned mentor?
3. Were you D’Artagnan’s valet?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/303 "2015-10-19T13:25:25Z")

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IQ1: Do you play bass guitar for the Grateful Dead?  
IQ2: Do you play bass guitar for Styx?  
IQ3: Do you play bass guitar for Toto?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/304 "2015-10-19T16:45:50Z")

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Good job, **guy**! Shoulda thought of him.

IQs:

Did you surrender Vicksburg?  
Were you a detective in _Homicide_?  
Were you Truman’s political sponsor?

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**Author:** ![guylevesque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6de8d8/32.png) [@guylevesque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guylevesque)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/305 "2015-10-19T20:29:39Z")

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> [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](#):
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> Paul Atreides in _Dune_, and you got the other two.
> 
> DQ: Real?
> 
> IQ1: Did play a flute to reminisce about things that you never actually did?  
> IQ2: Were you known as the “Napoleon of the Stump”?  
> IQ3: Did you receive two unshared Nobel prizes?

Yes, I’m real and I am not Linus Pauling. Have 2 DQs

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> #1 was Phil Tead. Correct on the other two.
> 
> DQ: Male?

I am male.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you have a bed that gave new meaning to the phrase “One size fits all”?
> 2. Were you Candide’s learned mentor?
> 3. Were you D’Artagnan’s valet?

I am not Planchet or Procrustes. 1 DQ

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Do you play bass guitar for the Grateful Dead?  
> IQ2: Do you play bass guitar for Styx?  
> IQ3: Do you play bass guitar for Toto?

I am not Mike Porcaro or Phil Lesh. 1 DQ

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Good job, **guy**! Shoulda thought of him.
> 
> IQs:
> 
> Did you surrender Vicksburg?  
> Were you a detective in _Homicide_?  
> Were you Truman’s political sponsor?

I am not John Pemberton. 2 DQs  
P

1. Real
2. Male

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/306 "2015-10-19T20:35:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you have a bed that gave new meaning to the phrase “One size fits all”?
> 2. Were you Candide’s learned mentor?
> 3. Were you D’Artagnan’s valet?  
> I am not Planchet or Procrustes. 1 DQ

Correct. Dr. Pangloss. Correct.

DQ: Alive?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/307 "2015-10-19T20:39:11Z")

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IQs:

1. Do the Frenchies seek you here and there?
2. Are you the protagonist in some stories by P. G. Wodehouse?
3. Were you a martyred disciple of the apostle John?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/308 "2015-10-19T20:44:35Z")

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IQ1: Did you play a CIA agent who travelled to Central America with a dentist?  
IQ2: Did you and Bruce Woodley write “Red Rubber Ball”?  
IQ3: Did you sing “Hot Diggity”?

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/309 "2015-10-19T23:25:53Z")

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> [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](#):
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> IQ1: Did play a flute to reminisce about things that you never actually did?  
> IQ2: Were you known as the “Napoleon of the Stump”?  
> IQ3: Did you receive two unshared Nobel prizes?

Jean-Luc Picard (ST:TNG), after the Inner Light, and [James K. Polk.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9SvJMZs5Rs) You were correct on Pauling, of course.

DQ: Known for the Arts?

1 DQ reserved.

IQ1: Did you write _Capital in the 21st Century_?  
IQ2: Does your son lead a major political party in Canada?  
IQ3: Did you (allegedly) search for the fountain of youth?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/310 "2015-10-19T23:46:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Do you play bass guitar for the Grateful Dead?  
> IQ2: Do you play bass guitar for Styx?  
> IQ3: Do you play bass guitar for Toto?
> 
> I am not Mike Porcaro or Phil Lesh. 1 DQ

Chuck Panozzo

DQ: Last name start with P?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/311 "2015-10-19T23:57:16Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did you surrender Vicksburg? - Yes, Pemberton.  
Were you a detective in Homicide? - Pembleton.  
Were you Truman’s political sponsor? - “Boss” Pendergast.

DQs:

American?  
Born since 1950?

IQs:

Did you found Kenyon College?  
Were you a U.S. Attorney General of the same first name?  
Were you a notorious British double agent of the 20th c.?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/312 "2015-10-20T00:02:04Z")

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IQ1: Are you a Rastafarian recording artist who was killed in 1987 by a gang demanding money?  
IQ2: Did you play three different roles in _Dr. Strangelove_?  
IQ3: Are you one of _The Monkees_?

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**Author:** ![guylevesque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6de8d8/32.png) [@guylevesque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guylevesque)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/313 "2015-10-20T15:22:26Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Do the Frenchies seek you here and there?
> 2. Are you the protagonist in some stories by P. G. Wodehouse?
> 3. Were you a martyred disciple of the apostle John?

I am not Psmith. 2 DQs

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did you play a CIA agent who travelled to Central America with a dentist?  
> IQ2: Did you and Bruce Woodley write “Red Rubber Ball”?  
> IQ3: Did you sing “Hot Diggity”?

I am not Paul Simon or Peter Falk. 1 DQ.

> [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](#):
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> J  
> DQ: Known for the Arts?
> 
> 1 DQ reserved.
> 
> IQ1: Did you write _Capital in the 21st Century_?  
> IQ2: Does your son lead a major political party in Canada?  
> IQ3: Did you (allegedly) search for the fountain of youth?

Not known for the arts. I am not Thomas Piketty, Juan Ponce de Leon or Pierre Elliot Trudeau. Have a DQ.

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> DQ: Last name start with P?

First name starts with P!

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Previous IQs:
> 
> DQs:
> 
> American?  
> Born since 1950?
> 
> IQs:
> 
> Did you found Kenyon College?  
> Were you a U.S. Attorney General of the same first name?  
> Were you a notorious British double agent of the 20th c.?

I am American but not from the United States and I was born before 1950. I am not Kim Philby. Don’t know the other two so 2 DQs.

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Are you a Rastafarian recording artist who was killed in 1987 by a gang demanding money?  
> IQ2: Did you play three different roles in _Dr. Strangelove_?  
> IQ3: Are you one of _The Monkees_?

I am not Peter Sellers or Peter Tosh. Don’t know the Monkees guy so 1 DQ.

P

1. Real
2. Male
3. Not known for the arts
4. First name starts with P
5. American (continent, not country)
6. Born before 1950

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/314 "2015-10-20T15:49:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Do the Frenchies seek you here and there?
> 2. Are you the protagonist in some stories by P. G. Wodehouse?
> 3. Were you a martyred disciple of the apostle John?  
> I am not Psmith. 2 DQs

Correct on Psmith.

#1 "They seek him here, they seek him there,  
The Frenchies seek him everywhere.  
Is he from Heaven, is he from Hell?  
That damn’d elusive [Scarlet] Pimpernel?

#3 was Polycarp.

DQ: Alive?  
1 DQ reserved.

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/315 "2015-10-20T17:06:54Z")

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> [@guylevesque](#):
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> Not known for the arts. I am not Thomas Piketty, Juan Ponce de Leon or Pierre Elliot Trudeau. Have a DQ.

Correct on all three, though strangely the second two are in reverse order from how I asked them. I did have a DQ in reserve, though, so I’ll spend it:

DQ: Known for politics or the military?

IQ1: Did you lead Brazil to multiple World Cups?  
IQ2: Did you lead a major drug cartel?  
IQ3: Did you write _Tau Zero_?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/316 "2015-10-20T17:07:56Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did you found Kenyon College? - Philander Chase.  
Were you a U.S. Attorney General of the same first name? - Philander Knox.  
Were you a notorious British double agent of the 20th c.? - Yes, Kim Philby.

DQs:

U.S. citizen?  
Political/military?

IQs:

Did you donate a big New Mexico ranch to the Boy Scouts of America?  
Did Tom Hanks play you in a recent movie?  
Are you the best-known living person born on Corfu?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/317 "2015-10-20T18:14:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Are you a Rastafarian recording artist who was killed in 1987 by a gang demanding money?  
> IQ2: Did you play three different roles in Dr. Strangelove?  
> IQ3: Are you one of The Monkees?
> 
> I am not Peter Sellers or Peter Tosh. Don’t know the Monkees guy so 1 DQ.

Peter Tork for Peter x3!

holding a DQ

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/318 "2015-10-20T20:25:06Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
>
> IQ1: Did you play a CIA agent who travelled to Central America with a dentist?  
> IQ2: Did you and Bruce Woodley write “Red Rubber Ball”?  
> IQ3: Did you sing “Hot Diggity”?

> [@guylevesque](#):
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> I am not Paul Simon or Peter Falk. 1 DQ.

Correct on Falk.  
Correct on Simon.  
Perry Como.

Peter, Paul and Perry! 😃  
DQ: From North or Central America?  
IQ1: Was “Theme from _A Summer Place_” one of your best-known recordings?  
IQ2: Was your husband elected president twice before your death, and once afterward?  
IQ3: Were you that husband?

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**Author:** ![guylevesque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6de8d8/32.png) [@guylevesque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guylevesque)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/319 "2015-10-20T20:52:57Z")

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> [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](#):
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> Correct on all three, though strangely the second two are in reverse order from how I asked them. I did have a DQ in reserve, though, so I’ll spend it:
> 
> DQ: Known for politics or the military?
> 
> IQ1: Did you lead Brazil to multiple World Cups?  
> IQ2: Did you lead a major drug cartel?  
> IQ3: Did you write _Tau Zero_?

I am not Pele, I don’t know who the third one is but it doesn’t matter because I am indeed Pablo Escobar, the Colombian king of cocaine! Congratulations… I should have picked a more difficult one. 😛

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/320 "2015-10-20T21:30:44Z")

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I dunno about that. I’d never have guessed him myself. Good going, Tim!

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