# Botticelli - October 2015

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [October 1, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156 "2015-10-01T16:53:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/81 "2015-10-06T17:36:06Z")

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IQ1: Are you the primary character in a series of science fiction children’s books written by Jerome Beatty Jr and illustrated by Gahan Wilson?  
IQ2: Did Philippe Druillet illustrate comics of you, a space rogue and freebooter drawn to this dimension by **He Who Seeks**?  
IQ3: Are you a robot from the first Battlestar Galactica series, voiced by Johnathan Harris?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/82 "2015-10-06T21:36:09Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Are you the primary character in a series of science fiction children’s books written by Jerome Beatty Jr and illustrated by Gahan Wilson?  
> IQ2: Did Philippe Druillet illustrate comics of you, a space rogue and freebooter drawn to this dimension by **He Who Seeks**?  
> IQ3: Are you a robot from the first Battlestar Galactica series, voiced by Johnathan Harris?

Swept again- 3 DQs.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/83 "2015-10-06T21:39:35Z")

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Hints:

1. I appeared in a trilogy of novels.

2. I am strongly associated with a specific American city and a specific ethnicity.

3. My creator lobbied shamelessly and unsuccessfully for the Nobel Prize. Regardless, my trilogy appears on most critics’ lists of the greatest novels of the 20th century.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/84 "2015-10-06T21:56:06Z")

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Well, that sounds like the _U.S.A._ trilogy by Dos Passos. Which I never read.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/85 "2015-10-06T22:31:54Z")

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IQ: Are you the protagonist in a series of books by James Farrell?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/86 "2015-10-07T04:02:13Z")

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Thanks, but those clues aren’t ringin’ any of my chimes.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/87 "2015-10-07T11:31:16Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQ: Are you the protagonist in a series of books by James Farrell?

Yessss! Thank goodness, Astorian couldn’t have taken another washout!  
I am Chicago’s own William “Studs” Lonigan, embodiment of everything commie author James T. Farrell disliked about blue-collar Irish-Catholic culture.  
I bow to you, Professor.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/88 "2015-10-07T12:58:02Z")

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and I to you, astorian.

But now I am D.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/89 "2015-10-07T14:04:28Z")

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I’d heard of Studs but knew nothing about him. Good job, **Prof. P**.!

IQs:

Were you a government official with five tuxedos?  
Were you a fat judge appointed to SCOTUS by Lincoln?  
Were you a monarch who wanted a spacecraft for his planet?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/90 "2015-10-07T14:12:06Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> I’d heard of Studs but knew nothing about him. Good job, **Prof. P**.!
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> IQs:
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> Were you a government official with five tuxedos?  
> Were you a fat judge appointed to SCOTUS by Lincoln?  
> Were you a monarch who wanted a spacecraft for his planet?

Take 3 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/91 "2015-10-07T15:22:26Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you a government official with five tuxedos? - David Dinkins, Mayor of NYC.  
Were you a fat judge appointed to SCOTUS by Lincoln? - David Davis.  
Were you a monarch who wanted a spacecraft for his planet? - The title character of Jerry Pournelle’s _King David’s Spaceship_.

David x3!

DQs:

Real?  
Male?  
Last name start with D?

IQs:

Were you an intern in the LBJ White House?  
In _True Lies_, were you Boris’s spy partner?  
Did Cuba Gooding Jr. play you in _Pearl Harbor_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/92 "2015-10-07T15:42:35Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Last name starts with D

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/93 "2015-10-07T15:43:35Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you an intern in the LBJ White House?  
> In _True Lies_, were you Boris’s spy partner?  
> Did Cuba Gooding Jr. play you in _Pearl Harbor_?

#2. I am not Doris. Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/94 "2015-10-07T16:06:48Z")

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IQ1: Did you head Project Cadmus and create the DNAliens?  
IQ2: Are you the redhead starlet of Silver Age DC romance comics such as _Date With \_\_\_\_\__ and _\_\_\_\_\_'s Dates_?  
IQ3: Are you a Kryptonian juvenile delinquent who pretended to be Superboy and then time traveled to the 30th century and reformed?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/95 "2015-10-07T16:14:05Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Did you head Project Cadmus and create the DNAliens?  
> IQ2: Are you the redhead starlet of Silver Age DC romance comics such as _Date With \_\_\_\_\__ and _\_\_\_\_\_'s Dates_?  
> IQ3: Are you a Kryptonian juvenile delinquent who pretended to be Superboy and then time traveled to the 30th century and reformed?

1. I am not Dubbilex.
2. I am not Debbie? Take a DQ if I’m wrong.
3. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/96 "2015-10-07T18:57:00Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you an intern in the LBJ White House? - Doris Kearns Goodwin.  
In _True Lies_, were you Boris’s spy partner? - Yes, Doris (Jamie Lee Curtis).  
Did Cuba Gooding Jr. play you in _Pearl Harbor_? - Doris “Dorie” Miller.

Doris x3!

DQs:

American?  
Living?

IQs:

Were you one of the Merry Men of Sherwood Forest?  
Do you work for the PHB?  
Are you the pet of the person referred to in that question?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/97 "2015-10-07T19:07:25Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Last name starts with D
4. American
5. Living

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/98 "2015-10-07T19:09:06Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you one of the Merry Men of Sherwood Forest?  
> Do you work for the PHB?  
> Are you the pet of the person referred to in that question?

I am not Alan-a-Dale.  
I am not Dilbert.  
I am not Dogbert.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/99 "2015-10-07T20:07:22Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> William “Studs” Lonigan,

I’ve heard the name, but couldn’t even have identified him as real/fictional.  
IQ1: Did you do Dallas?  
IQ2: In a song you sang, were a couple of lines addressed to a whippoorwill?  
IQ3: Did you disguise yourself as a man to serve in the Continental Army during the Revolution?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-october-2015/733156/100 "2015-10-07T20:32:22Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did you do Dallas?  
> IQ2: In a song you sang, were a couple of lines addressed to a whippoorwill?  
> IQ3: Did you disguise yourself as a man to serve in the Continental Army during the Revolution?

1. I am not Debbie.  
Take 2 DQs.

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