# Botticelli--Round 26
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [June 24, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045 "2008-06-24T12:38:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/1 "2008-06-24T12:38:05Z")
I am **DM**.
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### Author:  [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/2 "2008-06-24T12:46:52Z")
Are you a drug smuggler and published author?
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### Author:  [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/3 "2008-06-24T12:57:33Z")
You’re not Don Martin again are you?
OK, are you a Yankee Captain?
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### Author:  [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/4 "2008-06-24T13:05:35Z")
[QUOTE=Dead Cat]
Are you a drug smuggler and published author?
[/QUOTE]
Hmm, don’t think I know this one, ask a DQ.
[QUOTE=Wargamer]
You’re not Don Martin again are you?
[/quote]
You’ll have to ask an IQ to find out. 😉
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> OK, are you a Yankee Captain?
Don’t know who this is, ask a DQ.
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### Author:  [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/5 "2008-06-24T13:07:31Z")
Are you a politician who made love in a football shirt?
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### Author:  [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/6 "2008-06-24T13:14:02Z")
[QUOTE=glee]
Are you a politician who made love in a football shirt?
[/QUOTE]
You _sure_ you don’t want to ask about Don Martin? Okay, DQ for you, too.
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### Author:  [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/7 "2008-06-24T13:33:14Z")
The Yankee Captain was Don Mattingly.
DQ: Are you a fictional character?
IQ: Are you a Rat?
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### Author:  [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/8 "2008-06-24T13:34:15Z")
IQ: (Just to get it out of the way.) Are you a noted Mad magazine artist?
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### Author:  [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/9 "2008-06-24T14:01:13Z")
Did your Defense Against the Dark Arts professor ever turn you into a ferret?
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### Author:  [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/10 "2008-06-24T14:33:22Z")
[QUOTE=Wargamer]
Are you a fictional character?
[/quote]
No.
**DM** is
- Not fictional
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> IQ: Are you a Rat?
Ummm…I _do_ know some DM’s, I promise. Okay, another DQ.
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> IQ: (Just to get it out of the way.) Are you a noted Mad magazine artist?
I am not Drucker, Mort. (Or Don Martin.)
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> Did your Defense Against the Dark Arts professor ever turn you into a ferret?
I gather it’s someone from the Harry Potter universe, but I don’t know. DQ.
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### Author:  [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/11 "2008-06-24T15:46:39Z")
Are you a Rat?
Dean Martin - from The Rat Pack.
DQ - Are you a female?
IQ - Did you platonicly share an apartment with your fictional soulmate?
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### Author:  [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/12 "2008-06-24T16:16:58Z")
[QUOTE=Wargamer]
Dean Martin - from The Rat Pack.
[/QUOTE]
\ Kick! Kick! Kick!
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> DQ - Are you a female?
No.
**DM** is:
- Not fictional
- Male
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> IQ - Did you platonicly share an apartment with your fictional soulmate?
Sigh. I’m sucking at this today. DQ.
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### Author:  [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/13 "2008-06-24T16:42:33Z")
I’ll throw you an easy one.
Were you and your double-edged light saber the only thing of interest in a much hyped 1999 prequel?
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### Author:  [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/14 "2008-06-24T16:51:59Z")
[QUOTE=ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness]
I’ll throw you an easy one.
[/QUOTE]
😃
I am not Darth Maul.
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### Author:  [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/15 "2008-06-24T17:18:54Z")
Are you a former first lady of the United States?
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### Author:  [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/16 "2008-06-24T17:22:25Z")
[QUOTE=ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness]
Are you a former first lady of the United States?
[/QUOTE]
I am not Dolly Madison.
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### Author:  [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/17 "2008-06-24T17:55:05Z")
IQ - Did you platonicly share an apartment with your fictional soulmate?
Debra Messing - of _Will and Grace_.
DQ - Are you currently alive?
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### Author:  [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/18 "2008-06-24T17:56:15Z")
IQ - Did the Fickle Finger of Fate reach out and touch you?
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### Author:  [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/19 "2008-06-24T17:59:23Z")
IQ: Were you kicked out of Metallica for being a drunk?
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### Author:  [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-round-26/454045/20 "2008-06-24T17:59:42Z")
[QUOTE=Wargamer]
IQ - Did the Fickle Finger of Fate reach out and touch you?
[/QUOTE]
You can bet your bippy I’m not the late Dick Martin.
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> DQ - Are you currently alive?
No.
**DM** is:
- Not fictional
- Male
- Deceased
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