# Botticelli - Sept 2026

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 4, 2026, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812 "2026-09-04T03:06:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/241 "2026-09-23T18:30:16Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you a burly henchman of Kananga, aka Mr. Big?
2. Are you known for running through town, inquiring of children’s bedtimes?
3. Were you the foil to Denise Huxtable in her spin-off series?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/242 "2026-09-23T18:32:40Z")

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IQs:  
1. Was your mother’s maiden name Ball?  
2. Did you star in the TV pilot _Fox Force Five_?  
3. Did you play George Wallace in _History of the World, Part II_?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/243 "2026-09-23T20:39:20Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> > [@SCAdian](#):
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> > IQ1: Do Brits look for you in crowds?  
> > IQ2: Did you write about a Jewish chariot racer?  
> > IQ3: Were you David Crosby and David Allen Coe’s cousin?
> 
> I am not Waldo.  
> I am not Lew Wallace.  
> Take a DQ.

Wally (_Where’s Waldo_ is the American version)  
correct  
Sir Winston Churchill

DQ: Best known for military?  
One DQ reserved.

> [@knoodler](#):
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> I was thinking of Walt Frazier (Walt x3), but Willis Reed also fits the question.

Why waste a perfectly good IQ? Just ask it again: “You are not Willis Reed; were you part of the NY Knicks’ first two NBA championships?”

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/244 "2026-09-23T22:25:02Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you a burly henchman of Kananga, aka Mr. Big?
> 2. Are you known for running through town, inquiring of children’s bedtimes?
> 3. Were you the foil to Denise Huxtable in her spin-off series?8. 8.

Take a DQ, I am not Wee Willie Winkie, and take another DQ.

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Was your mother’s maiden name Ball?
> 2. Did you star in the TV pilot _Fox Force Five_?
> 3. Did you play George Wallace in _History of the World, Part II_?

Take 3 DQs and enjoy your sweep.

# W

1. Real
2. Dead
3. First name begins with W
4. Not known from the arts
5. Died before 1950
6. American
7. Known from politics or the military
8. Not known from the military

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/245 "2026-09-23T22:29:06Z")

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IQs

1. Were you a POTUS?
2. Were you a POTUS?
3. Were you a POTUS?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/246 "2026-09-23T22:39:18Z")

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I am not William Henry Harrison.  
I am not William McKinley.  
I am not Woodrow Wilson.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/247 "2026-09-24T02:39:21Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:  
> 1. Was your mother’s maiden name Ball?  
> 2. Did you star in the TV pilot _Fox Force Five_?  
> 3. Did you play George Wallace in _History of the World, Part II_?

> [@SunUp](#):
>
> Take 3 DQs and enjoy your sweep.

1 was George Washington; 2 was Mia Wallace, in _Pulp Fiction_; 3 was [George Wallace](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Wallace_(American_comedian)).

DQs:  
1. died before 1875?  
2. best known for elected office?  
3. last name begins from A-M?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/248 "2026-09-24T02:58:53Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> > [@knoodler](#):
> >
> > 1. Were you a burly henchman of Kananga, aka Mr. Big?
> > 2. Are you known for running through town, inquiring of children’s bedtimes?
> > 3. Were you the foil to Denise Huxtable in her spin-off series?8. 8.
> 
> Take a DQ, I am not Wee Willie Winkie, and take another DQ.

1. Whisper _(Live and Let Die)_
2. Correct
3. Whitley Gilbert _(A Different World)_

2 DQs reserved

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/249 "2026-09-24T03:00:26Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Why waste a perfectly good IQ? Just ask it again: “You are not Willis Reed; were you part of the NY Knicks’ first two NBA championships?”

I didn’t know I could rephrase the question if the answer fit the parameters of the question asked.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/250 "2026-09-24T03:23:41Z")

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# W

1. Real
2. Dead
3. First name begins with W
4. Not known from the arts
5. **Date of death unknown**
6. American
7. Known from politics or the military
8. Not known from the military
9. Not best known for elected office
10. Last name begins from A-M

@De_La_Rue , I’m kicking your DQ back to you because I need to revise DQ #5.

All, please note change to DQ #5.

> [@knoodler](#):
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> I didn’t know I could rephrase the question if the answer fit the parameters of the question asked.

I think @SCAdian is suggesting you ask the question again in your next batch of IQs, slightly modified to exclude the first answer you were given. Clever!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/251 "2026-09-24T04:00:18Z")

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Yes, in the past we’ve allowed up to three rephrasings of a question if the Botticelli Master gives you an accurate answer, but not for the person of whom you were thinking.

W it is.

IQs:

Were you Lincoln’s SECSTATE?  
Were you a noted British abolitionist with an alliterative name?  
Did Mel Gibson play you in a kilt?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/252 "2026-09-24T05:31:40Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Were you Lincoln’s SECSTATE?  
> Were you a noted British abolitionist with an alliterative name?  
> Did Mel Gibson play you in a kilt?

I am not William Seward.  
I am not William Wilberforce.  
I am not William Wallace.

William x 3!

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/253 "2026-09-24T13:45:47Z")

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DQ: Known for state-level or lower (ie, county or city) politics?

> [@SunUp](#):
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> William x 3!

You mean “Not William x3!”

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/254 "2026-09-24T15:47:32Z")

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DQ: born after 1900?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/255 "2026-09-24T15:52:01Z")

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Thanks to all for the input!

IQs:

1. Did your death inspire your son to become a crime fighter?
2. Are you constantly thwarted in your attempts to capture a particularly fast opponent?
3. Are you romantically involved with a non-human being?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/256 "2026-09-24T16:05:34Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you throw Tony Rocky Horror out a four-story window?  
2. Were you the widow of an arms company executive who built an enormous, rambling mansion in California?  
3. Did you create [this](https://www.nytimes.com/games/wordle/index.html)?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/257 "2026-09-24T16:18:33Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did your death inspire your son to become a crime fighter?
> 2. Are you constantly thwarted in your attempts to capture a particularly fast opponent?
> 3. Are you romantically involved with a non-human being?

I am not Martha Wayne.  
I am not Wile E. Coyote.  
I am not… uhh, lots of science fiction to choose from… Will Riker?

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you throw Tony Rocky Horror out a four-story window?
> 2. Were you the widow of an arms company executive who built an enormous, rambling mansion in California?
> 3. Did you create [this](https://www.nytimes.com/games/wordle/index.html)?

Take a DQ.  
I am not… Sonia (?) Winchester?  
I am not Josh Wardle.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/258 "2026-09-24T16:19:53Z")

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# W

1. Real
2. Dead
3. First name begins with W
4. Not known from the arts
5. **Date of death unknown**
6. American
7. Known from politics or the military
8. Not known from the military
9. Not best known for elected office
10. Last name begins from A-M
11. Born before 1900

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/259 "2026-09-24T16:23:03Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
>
> Take a DQ.  
> I am not… Sonia (?) Winchester?  
> I am not Josh Wardle.

1 was Marcellus Wallace, in _Pulp Fiction_; close enough on Sarah Winchester.

DQ: born after 1800?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-sept-2026/1032812/260 "2026-09-24T16:30:01Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> > [@knoodler](#):
> >
> > 1. Did your death inspire your son to become a crime fighter?
> > 2. Are you constantly thwarted in your attempts to capture a particularly fast opponent?
> > 3. Are you romantically involved with a non-human being?
> 
> I am not Martha Wayne.  
> I am not Wile E. Coyote.  
> I am not… uhh, lots of science fiction to choose from… Will Riker?

Correct, correct, and Wanda Maximoff (she’s either married to, or paired with Vision)

1 DQ reserved

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