# Botticelli September 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 4, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171 "2011-09-04T16:52:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/181 "2011-09-12T03:12:00Z")

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Was Douglas Ginsburg’s marijuana usage a lucky break for you?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/182 "2011-09-12T03:13:01Z")

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Did you play a witch’s mother on a popular sitcom?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/183 "2011-09-12T03:14:02Z")

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Did a pro football player get down on one knee and propose to you in front of Jay Leno and the “Tonight” show audience?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/184 "2011-09-12T04:04:48Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Did your much-less-famous brother have a thing about goats?

Hogwarts Headmaster Albus Dumbledore, whose bartender brother Aberforth had some never-explained legal problems re: goats in his younger days.

DQ: Entertainer?

IQ: Were you called “Estel” when you were a kid?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/185 "2011-09-12T05:37:32Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Was Douglas Ginsburg’s marijuana usage a lucky break for you?

No, I am not Anthony Kennedy.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/186 "2011-09-12T05:38:37Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Did you play a witch’s mother on a popular sitcom?

No, I am not Agnes Moorehead.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/187 "2011-09-12T05:40:04Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Did a pro football player get down on one knee and propose to you in front of Jay Leno and the “Tonight” show audience?

No, I am not…Alicia Keys? Or take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/188 "2011-09-12T05:43:27Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Hogwarts Headmaster Albus Dumbledore, whose bartender brother Aberforth had some never-explained legal problems re: goats in his younger days.
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> DQ: Entertainer?

It’s kind of borderline but I will answer “yes”.

1. Real person
2. Female
3. Not born in the 20th century
4. Entertaining is among my talents

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/189 "2011-09-12T05:44:28Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Were you called “Estel” when you were a kid?

No, I am not Stella Adler? Or take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/190 "2011-09-12T05:47:18Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> DQ: Were you born in Europe?

I was not born in Europe.

1. Real person
2. Female
3. Not born in the 20th century
4. Entertaining is among my talents
5. Not born in Europe

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/191 "2011-09-12T05:48:45Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Were you quoted as saying the main difference between you and a professional rival was that your headwear fit more snugly?

No, I am not Hank Aaron.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/192 "2011-09-12T11:14:18Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> No, I am not…Alicia Keys? Or take a DQ.

No, it was Angie Harmon, of “Rizzoli & Isles” and “Law & Order.” Her husband is Jason Seahorn, former cornerback of the NY Giants.  
DQ: Does your first name start with “A”?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/193 "2011-09-12T11:15:29Z")

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Were you the original neat freak Felix Unger in the Broadway debut of Neil Simon’s “The Odd Couple”?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/194 "2011-09-12T11:16:33Z")

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Did your husband work for the Gotham Bus Company?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/195 "2011-09-12T11:17:39Z")

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Did a shy mathematician like telling you whimsical stories?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/196 "2011-09-12T11:19:45Z")

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IQ: Are you the only Toronto Blue Jay to have your number retired?

(Still waiting for an answer to post #178 as well.)

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/197 "2011-09-12T16:30:54Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ: Are you the self-proclaimed “outlaw scumfuc”?

> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> No, I’m not Adolf Hitler.
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> Ok, take a DQ.

Good thing I added “self-proclaimed” to the IQ, or else I’d have to give you credit for an acceptable alternate answer 😛 No, you are not the late punk rocker G.G. Allin, whose best-known song is “Outlaw Scumfuc”. (Or at least it’s his best known song title. Allin was way more famous for his attitude and stage antics than for his actual music, which even his fans admit isn’t very good. G.G. Allin’s discography is the “Metal Machine Music” of punk - everyone’s heard \*of \*it, but few have actually heard it, yet everyone “knows” it’s bad.)

DQ: Born after 1800?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/198 "2011-09-12T16:32:00Z")

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IQ: Do critics of your philosophy sometimes summarize it as “screw you, I got mine”?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/199 "2011-09-12T16:32:17Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Are you the only Toronto Blue Jay to have your number retired?
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> (Still waiting for an answer to post #178 as well.)

Sorry, I missed the near simulpost. I am not Robbie Alomar and I don’t know the Assyrian, so take at least one DQ.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/200 "2011-09-12T16:33:59Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> No, it was Angie Harmon, of “Rizzoli & Isles” and “Law & Order.” Her husband is Jason Seahorn, former cornerback of the NY Giants.  
> DQ: Does your first name start with “A”?

Yes.

1. Real person
2. Female
3. Not born in the 20th century
4. Entertaining is among my talents
5. Not born in Europe
6. First name starts with “A”

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