# Botticelli September 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 4, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171 "2011-09-04T16:52:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/321 "2011-09-16T20:15:23Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQ: Male?
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> S, S, S… lessee.
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> IQ: Did you once call your future boss a gorilla and refuse to work with him?

Hmm. Does Charlie Sheen have a new boss yet? I’ll try it. No, I am not Charlie Sheen.

Yes, I am male.

1. Male

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/322 "2011-09-16T20:20:47Z")

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IQ: Are you an Assyrian monarch other than Sennacherib?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/323 "2011-09-16T20:22:30Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Did you advise people to “avoid fried meats which angry up the blood”?

No, I’m not Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/324 "2011-09-16T20:24:33Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Are you an Assyrian monarch other than Sennacherib?

No, I am not Sennacherib II-C, inclusive?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/325 "2011-09-16T21:03:28Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Did you advise people to “avoid fried meats which angry up the blood”?

> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> No, I’m not Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Ahnold might have espoused a similar suggestion at some point, but I’ll give you another shot to name the person who expressed it in those exact words.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/326 "2011-09-16T21:08:56Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> No, I am not Sennacherib II-C, inclusive?

I was actually thinking of **Sargon** (and there’s at least one other S-monarch in the annals of Assyria). Sargon II was Sennacherib’s father. (Was there a Sennacherib II? I’m not sure, but I thought Sennie was too close to the end to have had any other Assyrian monarchs take his name.)

Should I get a DQ? I leave it to you…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/327 "2011-09-16T22:16:42Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Did you once call your future boss a gorilla and refuse to work with him?

Well, Charlie Sheen called his costar a troll, but I know of no Sheenian gorilla remark. It was Edwin Stanton, a bigshot lawyer who once refused to work on a big case with some backwoods hick named Abraham Lincoln, and then years later served as his Secretary of War.

DQ: Real?

IQ: Was your lovely daughter named Elanor?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/328 "2011-09-16T22:26:15Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> Ahnold might have espoused a similar suggestion at some point, but I’ll give you another shot to name the person who expressed it in those exact words.

I don’t have anything else. Ask a DQ.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/329 "2011-09-16T22:34:02Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> I was actually thinking of **Sargon** (and there’s at least one other S-monarch in the annals of Assyria). Sargon II was Sennacherib’s father. (Was there a Sennacherib II? I’m not sure, but I thought Sennie was too close to the end to have had any other Assyrian monarchs take his name.)
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> Should I get a DQ? I leave it to you…

Ah, I should have had Sargon. There do not seem to have been more Sennacheribs. Ask a DQ.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/330 "2011-09-16T22:36:10Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQ: Real?
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> IQ: Was your lovely daughter named Elanor?

I sense more LOtR, and I will guess I am not Sam (or, Sam I Am…not!).

Yes, I am real.

1. Male
2. Real

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/331 "2011-09-16T22:41:03Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Did you advise people to “avoid fried meats which angry up the blood”?

This was one of pitcher Satchel Paige’s rules for living – the list is worth looking up if you’re not familiar with it.

DQ: Are you currently alive?

IQ: Are you a baseball player who got his nickname because he never stuck with any team for too long?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/332 "2011-09-16T22:52:50Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> DQ: Are you currently alive?
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> IQ: Are you a baseball player who got his nickname because he never stuck with any team for too long?

I am not currently alive. “Shuttle” rings a bell for the nickname part, but in any case I can’t come up with the player, so ask another DQ..

1. Male
2. Real
3. Dead

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/333 "2011-09-16T23:03:42Z")

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DQ: Were you born in the twentieth century?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/334 "2011-09-16T23:05:55Z")

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IQ: Did you pitch the first no hitter in Toronto Blue Jays history?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/335 "2011-09-16T23:13:40Z")

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IQ: Was your leg taken captive during the Mexican-American war?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/336 "2011-09-16T23:34:25Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> DQ: Were you born in the twentieth century?

No.

1. Male
2. Real
3. Dead
4. Not born in 20th century

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/337 "2011-09-16T23:38:05Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Did you pitch the first no hitter in Toronto Blue Jays history?

No, I am not Dave Stieb?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/338 "2011-09-16T23:39:43Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ: Was your leg taken captive during the Mexican-American war?

No, I am not Santa Anna?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/339 "2011-09-16T23:41:14Z")

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Correct on Santa Anna. His prosthetic leg is still in a museum in Illinois.

IQ: Did you start playing drums as your active compensatory factor?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/340 "2011-09-17T00:54:22Z")

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1. The sportswriter/commentator who has a celebrity chef brother is Skip Bayless (his brother is Southwestern cuisine guru Rick Bayless).

2. The man who wrote a gossip column called “Little Old New York” was Ed Sullivan.

3. Pete Sinfield wrote bizarre, sci-fi/fantasy themed lyrics for King Crimson’s 15 minute songs… and now writes pop lyrics for 3 minute songs like “Think Twice” by Celine Dion.  
DQ1: Are you American?

DQ2: Does your last name start with “S”?

DQ3: Are you remembered for work in “the arts”?

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