# Botticelli September 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 4, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171 "2011-09-04T16:52:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 23

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/441 "2011-09-25T01:07:32Z")

</div>

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQ1: Did Richard Nixon once say, “We are all [your followers] now”?

Nope, I got nothin’. Take a DQ

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQ2: Did you give the commencement address when a later-prominent U.S. senator graduated from law school?

I’m going to take a wild stab and say I’m not Lyndon B. Johnson.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQ3: Were the only surviving records of your music made by a staffer of the Library of Congress?

No, I’m not Jelly Roll Morton.

> [@AppallingGael](#):
>
> IQ: Are you a French military theorist much studied and admired by Robert E. Lee?

I have a feeling this is Jean de somebody or other I should be able to name. Take a DQ.

> [@AppallingGael](#):
>
> IQ: Were you Clifford Odets’s “Golden Boy”?

The shame - it burns us. Take yet another DQ.  
Full tally - at least one DQ to **Elendil’s Heir** and two to **AppallingGael**.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/442 "2011-09-25T02:00:59Z")

</div>

> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
>
> Full tally - at least one DQ to **Elendil’s Heir** and two to **AppallingGael**.

The military theorist was the Baron Jomini. The Lee vs. Grant campaign has been portrayed (with how much accuracy, I don’t know) as Jomini vs Clausewitz by proxy.

The “Golden Boy” was boxer Joe Bonaparte, played by William Holden in the 1939 movie.

DQ#1: are you from a place where either French, German, Russian or Italian is the #1 language today?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/443 "2011-09-25T02:17:48Z")

</div>

> [@AppallingGael](#):
>
> DQ#1: are you from a place where either French, German, Russian or Italian is the #1 language today?

No.

**Summary** -

1. Real person
2. Male
3. Not an American
4. Not born in the 20th century
5. Born after 1700
6. European
7. Political/military
8. Not noted for artistic accomplishments
9. Last name does not start with a “J”
10. Not from a place where French, German, Russian or Italian is the #1 language today.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/444 "2011-09-25T03:18:56Z")

</div>

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> J, J, J. Hmmm.
> 
> IQ1: Did Richard Nixon once say, “We are all [your followers] now”?
> 
> IQ2: Did you give the commencement address when a later-prominent U.S. senator graduated from law school?
> 
> IQ3: Were the only surviving records of your music made by a staffer of the Library of Congress?

The first is British economist John Maynard Keynes. Nixon once said, “We are all Keynesians now.”

The second is John F. Kennedy, who gave the commencement address at American University when U.S. Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W.Va.) received his night-school law degree in June 1963.

The third is indeed Jelly Roll Morton.

DQ1: British?

DQ2: Best known for service in the Napoleonic Wars?

IQ1: As a child, did you help keep a relative’s house from blowing away in a storm?

IQ2: Were two of your brothers naval officers, and the third a clergyman?

IQ3: Were you recently in Cleveland directing a movie?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/445 "2011-09-25T04:34:52Z")

</div>

Did you work closely with Ben Alexander and Bill Gannon?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/446 "2011-09-25T04:38:06Z")

</div>

Did you, your Dad and your kid all win Oscars at one time or another?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/447 "2011-09-25T04:39:34Z")

</div>

Did Peter Sellers get his final Oscar nomination for a movie based on one of your novels?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/448 "2011-09-25T04:48:00Z")

</div>

> [@Sternvogel](#):
>
> IQ: Although you were born in Alabama, was your middle name of “Cleveland” prophetic, as it was eventually the city in which you attended high school before attaining worldwide fame?

Not Le Bron, but a sports figure of the 1930’s – James Cleveland Owens, called by his initials “JC”, which got transposed to “Jesse”.

DQ: Were you an elected or appointed official, as opposed to hereditary ruler?

IQ: Were you a Czech analogue to Martin Luther and John Calvin?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/449 "2011-09-25T11:50:35Z")

</div>

DQs up to post #448 -

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> DQ1: British?

Yes.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> DQ2: Best known for service in the Napoleonic Wars?

No.

> [@Sternvogel](#):
>
> DQ: Were you an elected or appointed official, as opposed to hereditary ruler?

No.  
Now, without giving anything away for free, I must caution all of you - the answer to question #7 is accurate, in that, without saying which, I am a political/military figure. However, I would say that it would be misleading to think of that (correct) answer as the reason I am famous. I’ll say no more for now…

**Summary** -

1. Real person
2. Male
3. Not an American
4. Not born in the 20th century
5. Born after 1700
6. European
7. Political/military
8. Not noted for artistic accomplishments
9. Last name does not start with a “J”
10. Not from a place where French, German, Russian or Italian is the #1 language today.
11. British
12. Not known for service during the Napoleonic Wars.
13. Not an elected or appointed official.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/450 "2011-09-25T17:40:47Z")

</div>

You didn’t answer my three earlier IQs (post 444):

IQ1: As a child, did you help keep a relative’s house from blowing away in a storm?

IQ2: Were two of your brothers naval officers, and the third a clergyman?

IQ3: Were you recently in Cleveland directing a movie?

I will withdraw the third for now, and instead ask:

IQ3: Were you wet when you were killed?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/451 "2011-09-26T01:49:48Z")

</div>

Alright, I’m back - sorry, this has been a pretty busy day.

IQs up to post #449 -

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQ1: As a child, did you help keep a relative’s house from blowing away in a storm?

No idea what this is a reference to - take a DQ

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQ2: Were two of your brothers naval officers, and the third a clergyman?

Again, I dunno - take another DQ

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQ3: Were you wet when you were killed?

I’m sure I’ll regret this, but I just don’t know - take a third DQ.

> [@astorian](#):
>
> Did you work closely with Ben Alexander and Bill Gannon?

No, I’m not Joe Friday.

> [@astorian](#):
>
> Did you, your Dad and your kid all win Oscars at one time or another?

Gah! No idea - take a DQ.

> [@astorian](#):
>
> Did Peter Sellers get his final Oscar nomination for a movie based on one of your novels?

No, I’m not Jerry Kozinsky (sp.?)

> [@Sternvogel](#):
>
> IQ: Were you a Czech analogue to Martin Luther and John Calvin?

No, I’m not Jan Huss (sp.?)

So that’s 3 DQs to Elendil’s Heir and 1 to astorian. Oh, AppallingGael had earned 2 DQs with Baron Jomini and Joe Bonaparte - I still owe him one more. I think I’m now caught up.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/452 "2011-09-26T02:10:30Z")

</div>

IQ: Although you invented a farming implement, is your name best known as that of a musical group?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/453 "2011-09-26T02:29:08Z")

</div>

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQ1: As a child, did you help keep a relative’s house from blowing away in a storm?
> 
> IQ2: Were two of your brothers naval officers, and the third a clergyman?
> 
> IQ3: Were you wet when you were killed?

John Lewis, civil rights hero and Congressman from Georgia, whose biography recalls the incident and is called _Walking with the Wind_.

Jane Austen, British author.

James Cook, British explorer, killed in the Hawaiian surf by the natives.

DQ1: Royalty or aristocracy?  
DQ2: An explorer?

I’ll reserve my third DQ for now.

IQ1: Did your wife write a cookbook for which she was sued?

IQ2: Although one of the greatest men of your country’s history, is the city named after you now regarded as one of the worst?

IQ3: In a flashback on your hit show, was it revealed that your character had had a nosejob?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/454 "2011-09-26T02:44:14Z")

</div>

Ah. **James Cook** was indeed who I was - I’m now doubly annoyed that I could not come up with a murdered/drowned person from either real life or fiction whose name connected with the letter ‘J’. Congrats to Elendil’s Heir.

You see my dilemma over the military question - while Cook was a Captain in the Royal Navy and could not have accomplished his explorations without his military involvement, ‘military’ would tend to mislead people in the direction of 'officer who had a noteworthy victory or defeat, rather than ‘first person to have seen all seven continents’.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/455 "2011-09-26T03:14:44Z")

</div>

Woohoo! I thought it might be Capt. Cook, since he fit all the clues otherwise. Thanks, **Ministre**. I’ll start the next round tomorrow.

The other IQs I’d asked:

IQ1: Did your wife write a cookbook for which she was sued? - Jerry Seinfeld

IQ2: Although one of the greatest men of your country’s history, is the city named after you now regarded as one of the worst? - Benito Juarez, namesake of Ciudad Juarez, Mexico’s murder capital

IQ3: In a flashback on your hit show, was it revealed that your character had had a nosejob? - Jennifer Aniston on _Friends_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/456 "2011-09-26T05:04:51Z")

</div>

Ahhh… well anyway, in case somebody wondered…  
John Huston won Best Director, while his Dad Walter Huston was Best Supporting Actor in _ **Treasure of the Sierra Madre** _ and his daughter Anjelica was Best Supporting Actress in \*\*\*Prizzi’s Honor.

* * *

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/457 "2011-09-26T14:03:55Z")

</div>

**OK, our next letter is S.**

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/458 "2011-09-26T15:17:31Z")

</div>

Did you stomp your wooden leg furiously at having to surrender New Amsterdam (aka New York City) to the British Navy?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/459 "2011-09-26T15:18:55Z")

</div>

Did you sing “The Bedrock Twitch” in the movie _ **The Flintstones?** _

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/460 "2011-09-26T15:20:42Z")

</div>

Are you credited with creating a prayer that goes, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me f–k up?”

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171.md?page=22)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171.md?page=24)
