# Botticelli September 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 4, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171 "2011-09-04T16:52:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/461 "2011-09-26T16:21:08Z")

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I’m not Peter Stuyvesant. Dunno the other two; ask two DQs.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/462 "2011-09-26T16:28:09Z")

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The B 52’s appeared as the BC 52’s in _ **The Flintstones** _, and their lead singer Fred Schneider performed “The Bedrock Twitch.”

And Alan Shepard popularized the prayer “Dear Lord, please don’t let me f–k up.”

DQ1: Male?

DQ2: Real person?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/463 "2011-09-26T16:30:29Z")

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Were you the Corleone family insider who paid with his life for trying to betray Michael to Barzini?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/464 "2011-09-26T16:32:53Z")

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In the history of the National Football League, are you the winningest head coach who’s never won a championship?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/465 "2011-09-26T16:36:56Z")

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Did your career as a poet end when you were killed fighting to end Spain’s occupation of the Netherlands?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/466 "2011-09-26T20:05:56Z")

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S.

1. Male
2. Fictional

> [@astorian](#):
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> Were you the Corleone family insider who paid with his life for trying to betray Michael to Barzini?

Damn. The Abe Vigoda character, right? You got me. DQ.

> [@astorian](#):
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> In the history of the National Football League, are you the winningest head coach who’s never won a championship?

No, I’m not… Don Shula?

> [@astorian](#):
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> Did your career as a poet end when you were killed fighting to end Spain’s occupation of the Netherlands?

No, I’m not Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/467 "2011-09-26T21:38:37Z")

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You got Sir Philip Sidney, author of “gay Boys in Bondage.”

The winningest coach without a championship is Marty Shottenheimer.

And Sal Tessio (yes, the Abe Vigoda character) is the one who tried to betray Mike, Just before he goes to his death, he haplessly tells Tom Hagen “Tell Mike it was just business- I always liked him.” Strangely (but accurately), Hagen replies, “He understands.”

1. Have you appeared as a character in any movies?

2. Are you American?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/468 "2011-09-26T23:49:36Z")

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Congrats on the solve, Elendil’s! Getting on to busines…

IQ1: Is Effie Perrine your receptionist?  
IQ2: Does “Ann Coulter” appear in the classic English novel of which you are the title character?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/469 "2011-09-27T02:00:00Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> …  
> IQ1: Is Effie Perrine your receptionist?  
> IQ2: Does “Ann Coulter” appear in the classic English novel of which you are the title character?

No, I’m not Rex Stout.

No, I’m not …_Lady Susan_?

S.

1. Male
2. Fictional
3. Has appeared as a movie character
4. Not American

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/470 "2011-09-27T02:12:01Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> No, I’m not Rex Stout.
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> No, I’m not …_Lady Susan_?

Effie Perrine worked for Sam Spade (and Miles Archer, till he got careless).

Ann Coulter is a very, very minor character in **Silas Marner**. Just a name drop, really, as I recall.

DQ1: Did you appear in any other medium before your debut as a movie character?  
DQ2: Are you a native speaker of English?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/471 "2011-09-27T02:19:10Z")

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IQ: Were you trying to kill your son’s best friend?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/472 "2011-09-27T02:30:09Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> IQ: Although you invented a farming implement, is your name best known as that of a musical group?

This was a reference to Jethro Tull.

IQ for new round: Are you a baseball great from Donora?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/473 "2011-09-27T04:44:44Z")

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Did your early gimmicks include “The Homo Room,” where men play Penis Ping Pong and Testicle Croquet?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/474 "2011-09-27T04:45:48Z")

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Do you know obscenity when you see it, even though you can’t define it?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/475 "2011-09-27T04:46:48Z")

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Did you have a one-eyed husband and a female friend named Hank?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/476 "2011-09-27T13:09:24Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Were you trying to kill your son’s best friend?

Dunno. DQ for you.

> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> … Are you a baseball great from Donora?

No, I’m not… Tris Speaker?

> [@astorian](#):
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> Did your early gimmicks include “The Homo Room,” where men play Penis Ping Pong and Testicle Croquet?

No, I’m not… Salvador Dali?

> [@astorian](#):
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> Do you know obscenity when you see it, even though you can’t define it?

No, I’m not Associate Justice Potter Stewart.

> [@astorian](#):
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> Did you have a one-eyed husband and a female friend named Hank?

Dunno. Another DQ.

S.

1. Male
2. Fictional
3. Has appeared as a movie character
4. Not American
5. Appeared in another medium before debut as a movie character
6. Native speaker of English, as far as I know

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/477 "2011-09-27T13:17:38Z")

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In his early days as a shock jock, Howard Stern played Penis Ping Pong in the Homo Room.

Comic strip reporter Brenda Starr married Basil St. John, the man with the eye patch (while “Hank” was a gruff older female reporter).  
DQ1: Does your last name start with “S”

DQ2: Was your creator from the UK?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/478 "2011-09-27T15:11:57Z")

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S.

1. Male
2. Fictional
3. Has appeared as a movie character
4. Not American
5. Appeared in another medium before debut as a movie character
6. Native speaker of English, as far as I know
7. First name starts with “S”
8. Creator not from the UK

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/479 "2011-09-27T15:35:03Z")

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> Originally Posted by **Le Ministre de l’au-delà**  
> IQ: Were you trying to kill your son’s best friend?

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Dunno. DQ for you.

A reference to King Saul, and his irrational hatred toward David. David loved Jonathan, Saul’s son, ‘more than women’. Saul, fearing that David was after the throne made several failed attempts to kill David.

DQ: The movie in which you appear, was it set in the period between 1900 and 2011?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2011/595171/480 "2011-09-27T17:39:16Z")

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IQ: Did you once sue a musician for plagiarizing himself?

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