# Botticelli, September 2025

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 3, 2025, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694 "2025-09-03T01:19:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/81 "2025-09-08T01:07:25Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did you write the screenplay for Spielberg’s movie _Lincoln_? - Yes, Tony Kushner  
Did you advise that person to take the job? - Yes, Doris Kearns Goodwin, who told him, “Whether this project is a success or a failure, you will be glad to have spent a few years with Lincoln.”  
Did you apologize for spitting on the carpet of your posh future father-in-law’s carpet? - Shabby, Ken Shabby, in a _Monty Python_ sketch

DQ:

Lead character?

IQs:

Were you, perhaps unfairly, the bad guy in the movie _Breaker Morant_?  
Did you end up marrying the title character in Jane Austen’s _Emma_?  
Have you played, among other roles, a duchess, a codebreaker, an intelligence analyst, a governor’s daughter and a bounty hunter?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/82 "2025-09-08T01:22:27Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Was your story told in the movie _The Other Side of the Mountain_?
> 2. Were you a three-time mayor of New York whose catchphrase was “How’m I doin’?”
> 3. Did you sing “We Are Not Alone” for the soundtrack to _The Breakfast Club_?

1. Take a DQ.  
2. I am not Ed Koch.  
3. Take a DQ.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> Were you, perhaps unfairly, the bad guy in the movie _Breaker Morant_?  
> Did you end up marrying the title character in Jane Austen’s _Emma_?  
> Have you played, among other roles, a duchess, a codebreaker, an intelligence analyst, a governor’s daughter and a bounty hunter?

Respectively:  
I am not Lord Kitchener.  
I am not Mr. Knightley.  
I am not Keira Knightley.

DQs:  
1. fictional  
2. not from a novel  
3. female  
4. American creators  
5. first appeared after 1945  
6. side character

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/83 "2025-09-08T01:46:36Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you play the lead female character in _Animal House_?
2. Were you a regular on _Will & Grace_?
3. Did you appear in the music video “Happy Idiot” by TV On the Radio?

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/84 "2025-09-08T01:51:09Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Are you Zoe McPherson’s best friend?
> 2. Were you the Gnome King’s Chief Steward?
> 3. Were you the star of **The Pirate Movie**?

Keesha, Kaliko and Kristy McNichol.

DQs:

1. Caucasian?
2. From a movie?
3. From a genre?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/85 "2025-09-08T01:57:20Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@SunUp](#):
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> > IQs:
> > 
> > 1. Was your story told in the movie _The Other Side of the Mountain_?
> > 2. Were you a three-time mayor of New York whose catchphrase was “How’m I doin’?”
> > 3. Did you sing “We Are Not Alone” for the soundtrack to _The Breakfast Club_?
> 
> 1. Take a DQ.
> 2. I am not Ed Koch.
> 3. Take a DQ.

#1 was Jill Kinmont.  
Correct on #2.  
#3 was Karla Devito.

DQs:

1. First name begins with K?
2. First appeared after 1985?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/86 "2025-09-08T01:58:42Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you play the lead female character in _Animal House_?
> 2. Were you a regular on _Will & Grace_?
> 3. Did you appear in the music video “Happy Idiot” by TV On the Radio?

1. I am not Karen Allen.  
2. I am not Karen.  
3. Take a DQ.

DQs:  
1. fictional  
2. not from a novel  
3. female  
4. American creators  
5. first appeared after 1945  
6. side character  
7. Caucasian, sort of  
8. not from a movie  
9. from a genre  
10. last name begins with K  
11. first appeared after 1985

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/87 "2025-09-08T14:24:01Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > IQs:
> > 
> > 1. Were you an early MTV VJ?
> > 2. Did you write _Ode to a Grecian Urn_?
> > 3. Did you and Bia chain Prometheus to a rock?
> 
> 1. Take a DQ.
> 2. I am not Keats.
> 3. I am not Kronos? If not Kronos, take a DQ.

#1 was Kennedy.  
#2 is correct.  
#3 was Kratos.

DQs:

1. Cartoon or comic book character?
2. First appeared after 2010?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/88 "2025-09-08T16:44:21Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@knoodler](#):
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> > 1. Did you play the lead female character in _Animal House_?
> > 2. Were you a regular on _Will & Grace_?
> > 3. Did you appear in the music video “Happy Idiot” by TV On the Radio?
> 
> 1. I am not Karen Allen.
> 2. I am not Karen.
> 3. Take a DQ.

Correct  
Correct (Karen Walker)  
Karen Gillan (Amy Pond, _Dr Who_)

Karen x3!

1 DQ reserved

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/89 "2025-09-08T17:10:30Z")

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Swept me!

IQs:

Are you the Ohio Senate minority leader?  
Did you illustrate Melville’s _Moby-Dick_ with black and white woodblock prints?  
Did you, for one, welcome our new insect overlords?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/90 "2025-09-08T17:59:36Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you, along with H. G. Wells and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sign a declaration accusing Germany of brutally invading Belgium during WWI?
2. Was your father the first African-American to be granted tenure at Stanford University’s economics department?
3. Was your burial kept secret, as per ancient customs of your people, even from your royal successors?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/91 "2025-09-08T18:04:08Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Are you the Ohio Senate minority leader?  
> Did you illustrate Melville’s _Moby-Dick_ with black and white woodblock prints?  
> Did you, for one, welcome our new insect overlords?

Respectively:  
Take a DQ.  
Take a DQ.  
I am not Kent Brockman.

> [@knoodler](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you, along with H. G. Wells and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sign a declaration accusing Germany of brutally invading Belgium during WWI?
> 2. Was your father the first African-American to be granted tenure at Stanford University’s economics department?
> 3. Was your burial kept secret, as per ancient customs of your people, even from your royal successors?

1. I am not Rudyard Kipling.  
2. Take a DQ.  
3. I am not Gengis Khan?

DQs:  
1. fictional  
2. not from a novel  
4. female  
5. American creators  
6. first appeared after 1945  
7. side character  
8. Caucasian, sort of  
9. not from a movie  
10. from a genre  
11. last name begins with K  
12. first appeared after 1985  
13. cartoon or comic book character  
14. first appeared before 2010

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/92 "2025-09-08T18:19:57Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
>
> > [@knoodler](#):
> >
> > 1. Did you, along with H. G. Wells and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sign a declaration accusing Germany of brutally invading Belgium during WWI?
> > 2. Was your father the first African-American to be granted tenure at Stanford University’s economics department?
> > 3. Was your burial kept secret, as per ancient customs of your people, even from your royal successors?
> 
> 1. I am not Rudyard Kipling.
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. I am not Gengis Khan?

Correct  
Kamela Harris (hopefully no one has used this name)  
King Kamehameha I (Your answer of Genghis Khan is appropriate, but insofar as I know Khan personally requested his site be kept secret, while Kamehameha’s burial followed early Hawaiian customs)

3 DQs reserved (pending)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/93 "2025-09-08T18:39:14Z")

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Nitpick: it’s “Kamala.”

Previous IQs:

Are you the Ohio Senate minority leader? - Kent Smith  
Did you illustrate Melville’s _Moby-Dick_ with black and white woodblock prints? - Rockwell Kent (and [they were amazing](https://kevernacular.com/?p=13454))  
Did you, for one, welcome our new insect overlords? - Yes, Kent Brockman, on _The Simpsons_

Kent x3!

DQs:

American character?  
Married or has a steady boyfriend?

IQs:

Did you play Ted Baxter?  
Did Prof. Josiah Thompson of Haverford U. write an acclaimed bio of you?  
Were you a top US Navy admiral in WWII?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/94 "2025-09-08T20:24:57Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you create _Dennis the Menace_?
2. Were you the Elegant Elephant of Oz?
3. Were you Premier of the Soviet Union in the 1970’s?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/95 "2025-09-08T22:44:23Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> Did you play Ted Baxter?  
> Did Prof. Josiah Thompson of Haverford U. write an acclaimed bio of you?  
> Were you a top US Navy admiral in WWII?

Respectively:  
I am not Ted Knight.  
Take a DQ.  
Take a DQ.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you create _Dennis the Menace_?
> 2. Were you the Elegant Elephant of Oz?
> 3. Were you Premier of the Soviet Union in the 1970’s?

1. I am not Hank Ketcham.  
2. I am not Kabumpo.  
3. Take a DQ.

DQs:  
1. fictional  
2. not from a novel  
4. female  
5. American creators  
6. first appeared after 1945  
7. side character  
8. Caucasian, sort of  
9. not from a movie  
10. from a genre  
11. last name begins with K  
12. first appeared after 1985  
13. cartoon or comic book character  
14. first appeared before 2010  
15. American character  
16. has been married, has had a steady boyfriend

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/96 "2025-09-09T00:15:20Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you the head cheerleader at Bayside High?
2. Did you sing a massive hit in 1985 (and don’t it feel good?)
3. Were you a former secretary and new wife on _Dynasty_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/97 "2025-09-09T00:25:39Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
> >
> > IQs:
> > 
> > 1. Did you create _Dennis the Menace_?
> > 2. Were you the Elegant Elephant of Oz?
> > 3. Were you Premier of the Soviet Union in the 1970’s?
> 
> 1. I am not Hank Ketcham.
> 2. I am not Kabumpo.
> 3. Take a DQ.

Correct, Correct, and Alexei Kosygin.

lDQ: From comic books?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/98 "2025-09-09T00:30:23Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you the head cheerleader at Bayside High?
> 2. Did you sing a massive hit in 1985 (and don’t it feel good?)
> 3. Were you a former secretary and new wife on _Dynasty_?

1. I am not Kelly Kapowski.  
2. Take a DQ.  
3. Take a DQ.

DQs:  
1. fictional  
2. not from a novel  
4. female  
5. American creators  
6. first appeared after 1945  
7. side character  
8. Caucasian, sort of  
9. not from a movie  
10. from a genre  
11. last name begins with K  
12. first appeared after 1985  
13. cartoon or comic book character  
14. first appeared before 2010  
15. American character  
16. has been married, has had a steady boyfriend  
17. not originally from comic books/comic strips

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/99 "2025-09-09T03:44:21Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did you play Ted Baxter? - Yes, Ted Knight  
Did Prof. Josiah Thompson of Haverford U. write an acclaimed bio of you? - Soren Kierkegaard  
Were you a top US Navy admiral in WWII? - Ernest J. King

DQs:

Considered a beauty?  
From sf or fantasy?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/100 "2025-09-09T05:09:03Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
>
> > [@SunUp](#):
> >
> > IQs:
> > 
> > 1. Were you the head cheerleader at Bayside High?
> > 2. Did you sing a massive hit in 1985 (and don’t it feel good?)
> > 3. Were you a former secretary and new wife on _Dynasty_?
> 
> 1. I am not Kelly Kapowski.
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. Take a DQ.

Correct on #1.  
#2 was Katrina Leskanich, lead singer of Katrina and the Waves.  
#3 was Krystle Carrington.

2 DQs reserved.

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